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promoking · 08-03-2002, 11:49 PM

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Fletch XXX · 08-03-2002, 11:50 PM

WWII?

parnters?

Thats a nice list ya got there.

hehehe

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Frank W · 08-04-2002, 01:08 AM

[/parody]

Boneprone entertainment critique [New York Times Literary Critique style]

I've been a fan of Boneprone's character work for a while. The apex of his comedic genius probably occured during his Dirty Sanchez phase. It was a hilarious thread that wove golden threads of irony and laughter from the genuine confusion and anger of its targets. It coyly manipulated the reaction of the reader bringing a grin to even the most jaded observer. Unfortunately, the creative apotheosis that Dirty Sanchez embodied seemed to have hit a dead end with the latest Boneprone project--the Promoking. While it certainly has the ingredients of comedy, it uses tired tired and stale ingredients to brew a fresh comedic brew. It fails in this respect...producing a flat, superficial, and transparent mixture that lacks the bite of the "Wok the dog" thread or the comic urgency of the "Diabetic Rage" antiporn and "Son of Rage" warez threads.

Boneprone, the whole promoking schtik is getting tired. Its main failure stems from the fact that it tries to be funny based on two traits -- greasy business ethics and "quick buck" scruples. Unfortunately, these traits are so common to "drive by spammers" on this and any other board that your audience can barely yawn at the inflated claims, and attempts at seriousness by the character. There is no tension between the joke character and an actual aggrieved individual as in the Dirty Sanchez thread. Nor was there the cultural tension of "Wok the Dog". Promoking's premise is something that we've seen and probably will see again with the next "Selling 100 Million Email addresses" thread. The repetition, unlike Andy Warhol's celebrity paintings, does not engender fascination but boredom--similar to Warhol's Factory Films. Indeed, Promoking almost has as much character depth as the dialogue in the latest Star Wars installment.

Some possible character suggestions:

Try something different like maybe Existential Man [doubts everyone even himself yet entertainingly and refreshingly honest]... or maybe Jaded Beyond Belief Dude [super pessimist burdened by guilt hilariously projecting his conflicted persona on others ...watch the quirky and akward self-realization banter ensue]... or Burned out in America Man [2000s version of the Marlboro Man--"America is the best country in the world" cultural references but with a PC/New Age twist tinged with a tired cynicism... kinda like Dennis Miller drunk on an episode of Jeopardy]. Something more nuanced and entertaining please. Use witty dialogue like in Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs or Don Delillo's White Noise. cultural references, quirky analogies, etc.

Next Literary Critique: [Labret] Comedic Genius?

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 01:13 AM

haaaaaaaaaaa!
This one isnt me!

I swear!

Too funny.

FATPad · 08-04-2002, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by promoking
I will email your message for you

Sweet.

Can you send one to my mom and tell her I won't be able to make it this weekend for dinner with her and my brother?

Thanks!

promoking · 08-04-2002, 01:37 AM

Alas the play is over, I have been declared a fake, but it is not the scheming Boneprone that pulled this one out of the closet

I have admired his style for almost a year and a half. And while sometimes it teaders on the edge of obsession, he always seems to bring a smile to my face. So during one of the worst days of my life I departed from reality for but a short time, and created promoking. While this was my baby steps,"so to speak" I will hone my craft, and be back in the future with new and much more entertaining aliases to please and terrorize the masses with

So it is with this that I say ado, but to quote the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger "I'll be back"

I ask that the only person on the board that knows my true identity keep it under wraps

Thanks BP!

BP4L

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 02:18 AM

you got it man.
And like i said earlier, post with your real user name more!
I was wondering what happened to ya!

Theo · 08-04-2002, 02:20 AM

is he Son of Rage?

Frank W · 08-04-2002, 12:27 PM

Would anyone like a literary critique of [Labret]'s antics on GFY?

WWII · 08-04-2002, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by promoking
I have made very good deal with WWII from THIS thread on some good fast hosting, and I is ready to take your orders for some many emails to be sent out to our triple opt-in emails list. This is a very clean and hot list that will offer you many many signups at your sites We will offer this very good service only to gfy readers that contact us on this message. I and my parnters are very interested in offering you good trial signups and make you very many dollars to have a happy future business with us. Please this is a first cum first served business so we must here from you very fast as we will sell out very fast!!! Thanks.

Hummm..... Sounds like a nice deal, too bad I wasnt included in it though ...

promoking · 08-04-2002, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WWII

Hummm..... Sounds like a nice deal, too bad I wasnt included in it though ...

You really are a stupid fuck aren't you ?? I hope that you don't ever give out your real information to anyone that contacts you, since I will be making false tries to get you to reveal who you are so that I can post your information here at gfy

May your nuts rot and fall off, my your cock shrivel up and suck inside, and may your ass be full of hemaroids

08-03-2002, 11:49 PM	#1
promoking Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 116	I will email your message for you I have made very good deal with WWII from THIS thread on some good fast hosting, and I is ready to take your orders for some many emails to be sent out to our triple opt-in emails list. This is a very clean and hot list that will offer you many many signups at your sites We will offer this very good service only to gfy readers that contact us on this message. I and my parnters are very interested in offering you good trial signups and make you very many dollars to have a happy future business with us. Please this is a first cum first served business so we must here from you very fast as we will sell out very fast!!! Thanks. __________________ Don't Worry - Be Happy

08-03-2002, 11:50 PM	#2
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08-04-2002, 01:08 AM	#4
Frank W Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 889	[/parody] Boneprone entertainment critique [New York Times Literary Critique style] I've been a fan of Boneprone's character work for a while. The apex of his comedic genius probably occured during his Dirty Sanchez phase. It was a hilarious thread that wove golden threads of irony and laughter from the genuine confusion and anger of its targets. It coyly manipulated the reaction of the reader bringing a grin to even the most jaded observer. Unfortunately, the creative apotheosis that Dirty Sanchez embodied seemed to have hit a dead end with the latest Boneprone project--the Promoking. While it certainly has the ingredients of comedy, it uses tired tired and stale ingredients to brew a fresh comedic brew. It fails in this respect...producing a flat, superficial, and transparent mixture that lacks the bite of the "Wok the dog" thread or the comic urgency of the "Diabetic Rage" antiporn and "Son of Rage" warez threads. Boneprone, the whole promoking schtik is getting tired. Its main failure stems from the fact that it tries to be funny based on two traits -- greasy business ethics and "quick buck" scruples. Unfortunately, these traits are so common to "drive by spammers" on this and any other board that your audience can barely yawn at the inflated claims, and attempts at seriousness by the character. There is no tension between the joke character and an actual aggrieved individual as in the Dirty Sanchez thread. Nor was there the cultural tension of "Wok the Dog". Promoking's premise is something that we've seen and probably will see again with the next "Selling 100 Million Email addresses" thread. The repetition, unlike Andy Warhol's celebrity paintings, does not engender fascination but boredom--similar to Warhol's Factory Films. Indeed, Promoking almost has as much character depth as the dialogue in the latest Star Wars installment. Some possible character suggestions: Try something different like maybe Existential Man [doubts everyone even himself yet entertainingly and refreshingly honest]... or maybe Jaded Beyond Belief Dude [super pessimist burdened by guilt hilariously projecting his conflicted persona on others ...watch the quirky and akward self-realization banter ensue]... or Burned out in America Man [2000s version of the Marlboro Man--"America is the best country in the world" cultural references but with a PC/New Age twist tinged with a tired cynicism... kinda like Dennis Miller drunk on an episode of Jeopardy]. Something more nuanced and entertaining please. Use witty dialogue like in Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs or Don Delillo's White Noise. cultural references, quirky analogies, etc. Next Literary Critique: [Labret] Comedic Genius? Last edited by Frank W; 08-04-2002 at 01:13 AM..

08-04-2002, 01:13 AM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	haaaaaaaaaaa! This one isnt me! I swear! Too funny. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2002, 01:37 AM	#7
promoking Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 116	Alas the play is over, I have been declared a fake, but it is not the scheming Boneprone that pulled this one out of the closet I have admired his style for almost a year and a half. And while sometimes it teaders on the edge of obsession, he always seems to bring a smile to my face. So during one of the worst days of my life I departed from reality for but a short time, and created promoking. While this was my baby steps,"so to speak" I will hone my craft, and be back in the future with new and much more entertaining aliases to please and terrorize the masses with So it is with this that I say ado, but to quote the immortal words of Arnold Schwarzenegger "I'll be back" I ask that the only person on the board that knows my true identity keep it under wraps Thanks BP! BP4L __________________ Don't Worry - Be Happy

08-04-2002, 02:18 AM	#8
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	you got it man. And like i said earlier, post with your real user name more! I was wondering what happened to ya! __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2002, 02:20 AM	#9
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	is he Son of Rage?

08-04-2002, 12:27 PM	#10
Frank W Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 889	Would anyone like a literary critique of [Labret]'s antics on GFY? __________________ "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." -- Herman Hesse