A quick recap of American Military History: - GoFuckYourself.com

NTM · 05-24-2007, 03:37 AM

1770s:
America's birth as a nation began as a rebellion against the British Empire. Lead by General George Washington, the Americans fought a losing campaign against England's 2nd string forces until a Prussian officer named Baron Von Steuben arrived to show them how to fight. The war dragged on for many years until the Battle of Yorktown, where France provided artillery and gunboats. Faced with the superior French forces, the British decided the colonies were too expensive to maintain and retreated. America was now independent.

1812:
After hopelessly watching it's sailors get drafted by foreign navies, the fledgling nation declared war on England. The young Americans had their ass kicked badly, the British marched on Washington DC, burned down the White House, and went home laughing. American forces also attempted 3 invasions of Canada. All failed.

1860:
America goes to war once again. Against other Americans. Despite military and economic support from France, the Union forces were outclassed on the battlefield and lost most of the battles, but had better logistics and thus were able to force a Confederate surrender. America finally earns its first unaided victory in war.

1898:
Incompetent American sailors accidentally blow up their own ship. Itching for a war, the American government finds a harmless scapegoat in Spain and declares war. After a short time, glorious victories are achieved over relatively undefended Hawaii, Cuba, and the Phillippines.

1917:
After sitting on the sidelines for 3 years trying to decide what to do in "The War To End All Wars", America sees that the French and British are gaining the upper hand on Germany and joins the winning team. Thousands of Americans travel to Europe, and are used primarily as REMFs by the French military command. At the end of the war, American General Pershing was finally allowed to fight. He sent thousands of troops "over the line" against the defeated and demoralized German forces who were ready to surrender anyway. Glory all around.

1941:
WW2, Pacific Theater. After doing nothing for years while Japan marched all over Asia, America joined the war after being attacked at Pearl Harbor. America re-captured hundreds of meaningless sand bars all over the Pacific, and when faced with an invasion of Japan, America flinched. Recruited a group of foreign scientists to develop the A-bomb, and dropped it on Japan, forcing a surrender.

1944:
WW2, European Theater. The war in Europe had been raging for years while the Americans mostly provided fighters and bombers to their British and Russian allies. By 1944, the war had been decided. Russia had defeated the Wehrmacht and was rapidly closing in on Berlin, so the Americans decided to join the fight. Their presence was mostly a nuisance to Hitler, who sent all of his best troops to the Eastern Front. The Americans spent a year fighting German boys and old men and finally met the Russian Army in August 1945, who had been sitting in Berlin enjoying their victory and awaiting the American arrival.

1952:
American forces are kicked out of Korea by Chinese forces. Americans manage a meager comeback and fight to a stalemate which is still going on today.

1965-1975:
American forces, paranoid about Communism, fight and lose a war to a bunch of Vietnamese peasants. U.S. Marines, whose motto is "These colors never run" flee from Saigon with their tails between their legs.

1980:
After the American embassy is taken over by Iranian students and hostages are captured, America launches a massive special-ops mission to rescue the hostages. The helicopter crashes in the desert before the mission even starts. Americans give up, and Ronald Reagan finally trade weapons in exchange for the return of the hostages.

1982:
Hundreds of U.S. Marines killed in Beirut during a single bombing. Reagan loses his will to fight and orders an immediate retreat.

1983:
American pride is restored during the glorious invasion of Grenada, a tiny undefended island in the Carribbean.

1991:
After gathering up as much international support as possible, President Bush bombs Iraqi troops in Kuwait until they're ready to flee. American armor rolls into Kuwait, then stops, not wanting to fight the Iraqis on their home turf. A long cease-fire ensues, in which American bombers patrol a "no fly zone" and Iraq resumes its WMD program.

2003:
The son of the first President Bush decides to change tactics in the 13-year-old war and go for a full-scale invasion. Gets ass kicked by a bunch of unruly Muslim savages.

America sucks.

polish_aristocrat · 05-24-2007, 03:39 AM

how about Ukrainian military history?

Well Dunn · 05-24-2007, 03:42 AM

most unbiased recap of american history ever!

your kinda forgetting the part where we rose up to become the strongest country in the world, but this is just troll bait so have fun with your thread buddy...

OG LennyT · 05-24-2007, 03:45 AM

Jealous you could never join a real man's fighting military?

Small penis syndrome?

I pity you pal

FetishTom · 05-24-2007, 04:36 AM

Somewhat selective but amusing nonetheless. My grandfather who fought in WWII was always less than complimentry about the abilities of the American Armed Forces leading to the old joke from the time

"When the Germans opened fire the British ducked
When the British opened fire the Germans ducked
When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"

fallenmuffin · 05-24-2007, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by FetishTom

"When the Germans opened fire the British ducked
When the British opened fire the Germans ducked
When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"

That's pure gold. I'll be using that one...

Barefootsies · 05-24-2007, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

how about Ukrainian military history?

Talk about taking some liberties in revisionist history... lol

GatorB · 05-24-2007, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM

1860:
America goes to war once again. Against other Americans. Despite military and economic support from France, the Union forces were outclassed on the battlefield and lost most of the battles, but had better logistics and thus were able to force a Confederate surrender. America finally earns its first unaided victory in war.

The Union never got help from ANYONE. In fact despite the fact that everyone was supposed to stay out of the Us Civil War there are indeed facts proving that the SOUTH got help from both France and England.

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1898:
Incompetent American sailors accidentally blow up their own ship. Itching for a war, the American government finds a harmless scapegoat in Spain and declares war. After a short time, glorious victories are achieved over relatively undefended Hawaii, Cuba, and the Phillippines.

Are you retarded? First of all Cuba and the Philippines were under Spanish control. The citizens of those countries did NOT enjoy that. They were more than happy we kick Spain's ass.

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1917:
After sitting on the sidelines for 3 years trying to decide what to do in "The War To End All Wars", America sees that the French and British are gaining the upper hand on Germany and joins the winning team. Thousands of Americans travel to Europe, and are used primarily as REMFs by the French military command. At the end of the war, American General Pershing was finally allowed to fight. He sent thousands of troops "over the line" against the defeated and demoralized German forces who were ready to surrender anyway. Glory all around.

Once again retardation on your part. First of all yes we sat on the sidelines for 3 years. Why should we have gotten involved? We should have just let all the Eurotrash kill each other. Anyways 3 years and England and France weren't getting anywhere. US comes in and in less than a year the war is over. Hmmmmm.

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1941:
WW2, Pacific Theater. After doing nothing for years while Japan marched all over Asia, America joined the war after being attacked at Pearl Harbor. America re-captured hundreds of meaningless sand bars all over the Pacific, and when faced with an invasion of Japan, America flinched. Recruited a group of foreign scientists to develop the A-bomb, and dropped it on Japan, forcing a surrender.

By the way exactly which European countries helped us fight the Japanese?

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1944:
WW2, European Theater. The war in Europe had been raging for years while the Americans mostly provided fighters and bombers to their British and Russian allies. By 1944, the war had been decided. Russia had defeated the Wehrmacht and was rapidly closing in on Berlin, so the Americans decided to join the fight. Their presence was mostly a nuisance to Hitler, who sent all of his best troops to the Eastern Front. The Americans spent a year fighting German boys and old men and finally met the Russian Army in August 1945, who had been sitting in Berlin enjoying their victory and awaiting the American arrival.

Boy you really are showing your retardation. First of all were were in Europe before 1944. My grandfather risked his ass to free you ungrateful bastards from Hitler and you posts this crap? Unlike the weak-assed German we were able to fight a war on 2 fronts and WIN.

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1952:
American forces are kicked out of Korea by Chinese forces. Americans manage a meager comeback and fight to a stalemate which is still going on today.

You realize the Chinese outnumbered us even then by 5-1? By the way Canada and Australia were also involved in this war.

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1965-1975:
American forces, paranoid about Communism, fight and lose a war to a bunch of Vietnamese peasants. U.S. Marines, whose motto is "These colors never run" flee from Saigon with their tails between their legs.

Why no mention of FANCE's involvement during the 1950's? Seems they left with tails between their legs too. Hmmmm.

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1980:
After the American embassy is taken over by Iranian students and hostages are captured, America launches a massive special-ops mission to rescue the hostages. The helicopter crashes in the desert before the mission even starts. Americans give up, and Ronald Reagan finally trade weapons in exchange for the return of the hostages.

Boy this is REALLY retarded. Iran/Contra happen in the mid 1980's The Iran hostage situation was over by Jan 1981. LEARN about stuff before posting MORON.

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1991:
After gathering up as much international support as possible, President Bush bombs Iraqi troops in Kuwait until they're ready to flee. American armor rolls into Kuwait, then stops, not wanting to fight the Iraqis on their home turf. A long cease-fire ensues, in which American bombers patrol a "no fly zone" and Iraq resumes its WMD program.

A) I seem to remember most of Europe being involved in this war also.

B) If Iraq did restart their WMD program where are they?

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America sucks.

You suck fuck face. Hopefully a bus will hit you and flatten you like a pancake like you most assuredly deserve.
Have a nice day ASSHOLE!

GatorB · 05-24-2007, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by FetishTom

Somewhat selective but amusing nonetheless. My grandfather who fought in WWII was always less than complimentry about the abilities of the American Armed Forces leading to the old joke from the time

"When the Germans opened fire the British ducked
When the British opened fire the Germans ducked
When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"

My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.

Porn Farmer · 05-24-2007, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.

stickyfingerz · 05-24-2007, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM

1770s:
America's birth as a nation began as a rebellion against the British Empire. Lead by General George Washington, the Americans fought a losing campaign against England's 2nd string forces until a Prussian officer named Baron Von Steuben arrived to show them how to fight. The war dragged on for many years until the Battle of Yorktown, where France provided artillery and gunboats. Faced with the superior French forces, the British decided the colonies were too expensive to maintain and retreated. America was now independent.

1812:
After hopelessly watching it's sailors get drafted by foreign navies, the fledgling nation declared war on England. The young Americans had their ass kicked badly, the British marched on Washington DC, burned down the White House, and went home laughing. American forces also attempted 3 invasions of Canada. All failed.

1860:
America goes to war once again. Against other Americans. Despite military and economic support from France, the Union forces were outclassed on the battlefield and lost most of the battles, but had better logistics and thus were able to force a Confederate surrender. America finally earns its first unaided victory in war.

1898:
Incompetent American sailors accidentally blow up their own ship. Itching for a war, the American government finds a harmless scapegoat in Spain and declares war. After a short time, glorious victories are achieved over relatively undefended Hawaii, Cuba, and the Phillippines.

1917:
After sitting on the sidelines for 3 years trying to decide what to do in "The War To End All Wars", America sees that the French and British are gaining the upper hand on Germany and joins the winning team. Thousands of Americans travel to Europe, and are used primarily as REMFs by the French military command. At the end of the war, American General Pershing was finally allowed to fight. He sent thousands of troops "over the line" against the defeated and demoralized German forces who were ready to surrender anyway. Glory all around.

1941:
WW2, Pacific Theater. After doing nothing for years while Japan marched all over Asia, America joined the war after being attacked at Pearl Harbor. America re-captured hundreds of meaningless sand bars all over the Pacific, and when faced with an invasion of Japan, America flinched. Recruited a group of foreign scientists to develop the A-bomb, and dropped it on Japan, forcing a surrender.

1944:
WW2, European Theater. The war in Europe had been raging for years while the Americans mostly provided fighters and bombers to their British and Russian allies. By 1944, the war had been decided. Russia had defeated the Wehrmacht and was rapidly closing in on Berlin, so the Americans decided to join the fight. Their presence was mostly a nuisance to Hitler, who sent all of his best troops to the Eastern Front. The Americans spent a year fighting German boys and old men and finally met the Russian Army in August 1945, who had been sitting in Berlin enjoying their victory and awaiting the American arrival.

1952:
American forces are kicked out of Korea by Chinese forces. Americans manage a meager comeback and fight to a stalemate which is still going on today.

1965-1975:
American forces, paranoid about Communism, fight and lose a war to a bunch of Vietnamese peasants. U.S. Marines, whose motto is "These colors never run" flee from Saigon with their tails between their legs.

1980:
After the American embassy is taken over by Iranian students and hostages are captured, America launches a massive special-ops mission to rescue the hostages. The helicopter crashes in the desert before the mission even starts. Americans give up, and Ronald Reagan finally trade weapons in exchange for the return of the hostages.

1982:
Hundreds of U.S. Marines killed in Beirut during a single bombing. Reagan loses his will to fight and orders an immediate retreat.

1983:
American pride is restored during the glorious invasion of Grenada, a tiny undefended island in the Carribbean.

1991:
After gathering up as much international support as possible, President Bush bombs Iraqi troops in Kuwait until they're ready to flee. American armor rolls into Kuwait, then stops, not wanting to fight the Iraqis on their home turf. A long cease-fire ensues, in which American bombers patrol a "no fly zone" and Iraq resumes its WMD program.

2003:
The son of the first President Bush decides to change tactics in the 13-year-old war and go for a full-scale invasion. Gets ass kicked by a bunch of unruly Muslim savages.

America sucks.

Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you.

psili · 05-24-2007, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you.

Awe, come'on.... Give the troll a break. He's just a sad little boy begging for attention.

[to NTM] -- It's OK, buttercup, we know you're sad and lonely. It's alright. Don't cry. We're here for you, so buck up, pop tart.

jimthefiend · 05-24-2007, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you.

Fucking AYE.

Phoenix · 05-24-2007, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you.

hahaha....im sure he is shakin in his boots

stickeyidiot is going to tell some other moron not to do business with you.....oooh run away...lol

this is going to be a good day

fetishblog · 05-24-2007, 06:22 AM

Another anti-American troll. Fuck off.

NTM · 05-24-2007, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Who do you represent, or what do you do? I want to make sure I never ever ever do biz with you, and make sure no one I know does biz with you.

A bunch of brainwashed kids you are.

btw, I forgot to mention the invasion of panama in which 10000 unarmed civilians were killed by errant gunfire to capture some half witted pineapple faced dictator.

Phoenix · 05-24-2007, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM

A bunch of brainwashed kids you are.

btw, I forgot to mention the invasion of panama in which 10000 unarmed civilians were killed by errant gunfire to capture some half witted pineapple faced dictator.

you cant blame them....their government controls the history books that are printed and distributed.

they actually learn exactly what the ruling elite wnats them to know about...and nothing else.....you should see the list of banned books

it is crazy

jimthefiend · 05-24-2007, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

you should see the list of banned books

Why don't you be a pal and post it for us.

Phoenix · 05-24-2007, 06:42 AM

all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween Symbols by Edna Barth

psili · 05-24-2007, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa

I'd be more curious to know if there's a government on this planet that hasn't imposed censorship of one form or another on its citizens.

Phoenix · 05-24-2007, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by psili

I'd be more curious to know if there's a government on this planet that hasn't imposed censorship of one form or another on its citizens.

dont confuse the issue...we are america bashing here

jimthefiend · 05-24-2007, 06:51 AM

Dude, context is EVERYTHING and you're ignoring it. MOST of those books were banned by individual schools and the ACLU and such. VERY, VERY few of those were banned by the actual government and of THOSE, the vast majority were banned like a hundred years ago or some shit.

You made a statement implying that our Government regularly bans books these days which is PATENTLY FALSE.

Heres a list of some of the "banned" books in Canada WITH context and I think you'll find it similiar.

http://www.freedomtoread.ca/docs/challenged_books.pdf

You do occasionally bring up a valid point on one issue or another, but it's really sad when you pull little shenanigans like this man. Come on.

Dusen · 05-24-2007, 06:54 AM

Incidentally.. Speaking of Books and Speaking of war, I'd like to chime in with how awesome of a book '1778' is. Worth a read no matter who you hate or love -

Grapesoda · 05-24-2007, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FetishTom

Somewhat selective but amusing nonetheless. My grandfather who fought in WWII was always less than complimentry about the abilities of the American Armed Forces leading to the old joke from the time

"When the Germans opened fire the British ducked
When the British opened fire the Germans ducked
When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"

another funny quote: if you can read this, thank a teacher. if you're reading this in english, thank a soldier ...

Kevin Marx · 05-24-2007, 08:13 AM

Hey... be nice to the Germans.... they just get a little land hungry every now and then.... It's been 50 some odd years.. i bet they are itching again

BTW... my grandfather fought for the Germans in WWII.... Marched on Moscow in their ill-fated winter attempt against the Russians.... interesting to hear the perspective from the other side (not that they all loved Hitler or anything)

*ViolentPete* · 05-24-2007, 08:16 AM

how come there's no mention of VP in there?

VP is a force that can't be ignored.

believe it

stickyfingerz · 05-24-2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween Symbols by Edna Barth

Funny Ive read a large percentage of those, and I dont think you can name one that I cant go down to Books a million or some other store and buy right now. Maybe its your fundamental misunderstanding of how the government of our country works?

stickyfingerz · 05-24-2007, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

hahaha....im sure he is shakin in his boots

stickeyidiot is going to tell some other moron not to do business with you.....oooh run away...lol

this is going to be a good day

Well just be glad that I have no influence on anyone in this industry. He should be safe there.

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Originally Posted by NTM

A bunch of brainwashed kids you are.

btw, I forgot to mention the invasion of panama in which 10000 unarmed civilians were killed by errant gunfire to capture some half witted pineapple faced dictator.

Kids? If you are older than you are ridiculously naive.

Sveindt Beindt · 05-24-2007, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.

And Stalin and his kommunist terror

TheDoc · 05-24-2007, 09:35 AM

One of the most important days in US history that you forgot to post..

November 10, 1775

Semper Fi

NTM · 05-24-2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Kids? If you are older than you are ridiculously naive.

You dont make any sense. Get lost.

stickyfingerz · 05-24-2007, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM

You dont make any sense. Get lost.

If you are older than me then you are naive. Sorry I left out a comma, but not like it would make much difference for you. Btw if you dont like attention then dont start stupid American bashing threads imbecile..

GatorB · 05-24-2007, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM

You dont make any sense. Get lost.

He's asking how old are you to be calling people KIDS? I'm 38 so I would guess that I'm older than at least 80% of the posters here.

stickyfingerz · 05-24-2007, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

He's asking how old are you to be calling people KIDS? I'm 38 so I would guess that I'm older than at least 80% of the posters here.

You only have me beat by years. ;)

baddog · 05-24-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween Symbols by Edna Barth

Just Rob · 05-24-2007, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.

Agreed!

mikeyddddd · 05-24-2007, 10:39 AM

You are Not Thinking Moron

BigCashCrew · 05-24-2007, 10:55 AM

Once again the anti-American dolts are posting ignorant bullshit. If you ever needed help we'd be there to get you out of trouble. Go back to masterbaiting to Rossie Rossie Odonnel.

_Richard_ · 05-24-2007, 11:03 AM

1812:
After hopelessly watching it's sailors get drafted by foreign navies, the fledgling nation declared war on England. The young Americans had their ass kicked badly, the British marched on Washington DC, burned down the White House, and went home laughing. American forces also attempted 3 invasions of Canada. All failed.

hahaha.. british fought with the navy.. canadian farmers and native americans did the dirty work.. and most of the american forces "invading" didn't want the war in the first place..

Randyyy · 05-24-2007, 01:56 PM

scew u, america ruless

CWeb · 05-24-2007, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

hahaha....im sure he is shakin in his boots

stickeyidiot is going to tell some other moron not to do business with you.....oooh run away...lol

this is going to be a good day

Another of these "mad view" threads? Must get a sig

FetishTom · 05-24-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

My gandfather fought in WWII also in the European theater. And you insult him? Fuck you asshole. Be greatful he help free your from the Nazis.

Well technically my Grandfather insulted him I just passed it along - also the UK was not invaded during WWII so again there was no actual 'freeing' from the Nazi's involved (Channel Islands excepted)

...and boy you lot sure are sensitive - 'raw nerve' and 'hitting' spring to mind. Although we tend to have a different outlook as we tend to celebrate epic failures or flukey victories as opposed to stunning successes. Charge of the Light Brigade, Dunkirk etc.

Drake · 05-24-2007, 05:52 PM

America has such a poor military record, yet it's still the most powerful nation on earth? Hmm...

CWeb · 05-24-2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

America has such a poor military record, yet it's still the most powerful nation on earth? Hmm...

Sure does have a poor military record for the amount spent by the Pentagon. So... it must be powerful in.... currency? international cred? the hub of the world's industry?

Nevermind... I'm going for a drink. Want one?

12clicks · 05-24-2007, 05:59 PM

until reading this thread, I truly never understood how pathetic it is to not be American.
Thread after thread after thread started by some non US idiot explaining how bad the US is. watching someone piss up at their betters is fucking funny to watch.

CWeb · 05-24-2007, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

until reading this thread, I truly never understood how pathetic it is to not be American.

Must be real hard not being an American - know how you feel *lol*

12clicks · 05-24-2007, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CWeb

Must be real hard not being an American - know how you feel *lol*

christ, you can tell schools out.

pocketkangaroo · 05-24-2007, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM

1944:
WW2, European Theater. The war in Europe had been raging for years while the Americans mostly provided fighters and bombers to their British and Russian allies. By 1944, the war had been decided. Russia had defeated the Wehrmacht and was rapidly closing in on Berlin, so the Americans decided to join the fight. Their presence was mostly a nuisance to Hitler, who sent all of his best troops to the Eastern Front. The Americans spent a year fighting German boys and old men and finally met the Russian Army in August 1945, who had been sitting in Berlin enjoying their victory and awaiting the American arrival.

A little revisionist history on your part.

First, the British were broke and got $50b from the US in supplies to fight the war. Without the US, they would have been overrun. Second, the US was in the war before 1944. They were responsible for the daylight air raids in Berlin in 1942 and getting the Germans out of North Africa.

Seriously, read a book on WW2 one of these days.

stickyfingerz · 05-24-2007, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

christ, you can tell schools out.

Thats your friendly neighborhood webby. School was out for him in the 1940's

pocketkangaroo · 05-24-2007, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM

1941:
WW2, Pacific Theater. After doing nothing for years while Japan marched all over Asia, America joined the war after being attacked at Pearl Harbor. America re-captured hundreds of meaningless sand bars all over the Pacific, and when faced with an invasion of Japan, America flinched. Recruited a group of foreign scientists to develop the A-bomb, and dropped it on Japan, forcing a surrender.

Not exactly sure how this is a military failure. Basically the US kicked the shit out of the Japanese.

05-24-2007, 03:37 AM	#1
NTM So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,087	A quick recap of American Military History: 1770s: America's birth as a nation began as a rebellion against the British Empire. Lead by General George Washington, the Americans fought a losing campaign against England's 2nd string forces until a Prussian officer named Baron Von Steuben arrived to show them how to fight. The war dragged on for many years until the Battle of Yorktown, where France provided artillery and gunboats. Faced with the superior French forces, the British decided the colonies were too expensive to maintain and retreated. America was now independent. 1812: After hopelessly watching it's sailors get drafted by foreign navies, the fledgling nation declared war on England. The young Americans had their ass kicked badly, the British marched on Washington DC, burned down the White House, and went home laughing. American forces also attempted 3 invasions of Canada. All failed. 1860: America goes to war once again. Against other Americans. Despite military and economic support from France, the Union forces were outclassed on the battlefield and lost most of the battles, but had better logistics and thus were able to force a Confederate surrender. America finally earns its first unaided victory in war. 1898: Incompetent American sailors accidentally blow up their own ship. Itching for a war, the American government finds a harmless scapegoat in Spain and declares war. After a short time, glorious victories are achieved over relatively undefended Hawaii, Cuba, and the Phillippines. 1917: After sitting on the sidelines for 3 years trying to decide what to do in "The War To End All Wars", America sees that the French and British are gaining the upper hand on Germany and joins the winning team. Thousands of Americans travel to Europe, and are used primarily as REMFs by the French military command. At the end of the war, American General Pershing was finally allowed to fight. He sent thousands of troops "over the line" against the defeated and demoralized German forces who were ready to surrender anyway. Glory all around. 1941: WW2, Pacific Theater. After doing nothing for years while Japan marched all over Asia, America joined the war after being attacked at Pearl Harbor. America re-captured hundreds of meaningless sand bars all over the Pacific, and when faced with an invasion of Japan, America flinched. Recruited a group of foreign scientists to develop the A-bomb, and dropped it on Japan, forcing a surrender. 1944: WW2, European Theater. The war in Europe had been raging for years while the Americans mostly provided fighters and bombers to their British and Russian allies. By 1944, the war had been decided. Russia had defeated the Wehrmacht and was rapidly closing in on Berlin, so the Americans decided to join the fight. Their presence was mostly a nuisance to Hitler, who sent all of his best troops to the Eastern Front. The Americans spent a year fighting German boys and old men and finally met the Russian Army in August 1945, who had been sitting in Berlin enjoying their victory and awaiting the American arrival. 1952: American forces are kicked out of Korea by Chinese forces. Americans manage a meager comeback and fight to a stalemate which is still going on today. 1965-1975: American forces, paranoid about Communism, fight and lose a war to a bunch of Vietnamese peasants. U.S. Marines, whose motto is "These colors never run" flee from Saigon with their tails between their legs. 1980: After the American embassy is taken over by Iranian students and hostages are captured, America launches a massive special-ops mission to rescue the hostages. The helicopter crashes in the desert before the mission even starts. Americans give up, and Ronald Reagan finally trade weapons in exchange for the return of the hostages. 1982: Hundreds of U.S. Marines killed in Beirut during a single bombing. Reagan loses his will to fight and orders an immediate retreat. 1983: American pride is restored during the glorious invasion of Grenada, a tiny undefended island in the Carribbean. 1991: After gathering up as much international support as possible, President Bush bombs Iraqi troops in Kuwait until they're ready to flee. American armor rolls into Kuwait, then stops, not wanting to fight the Iraqis on their home turf. A long cease-fire ensues, in which American bombers patrol a "no fly zone" and Iraq resumes its WMD program. 2003: The son of the first President Bush decides to change tactics in the 13-year-old war and go for a full-scale invasion. Gets ass kicked by a bunch of unruly Muslim savages. America sucks.

05-24-2007, 03:39 AM	#2
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05-24-2007, 03:42 AM	#3
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05-24-2007, 04:36 AM	#5
FetishTom Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 341	Somewhat selective but amusing nonetheless. My grandfather who fought in WWII was always less than complimentry about the abilities of the American Armed Forces leading to the old joke from the time "When the Germans opened fire the British ducked When the British opened fire the Germans ducked When the Yanks opened fire everyone fucking ducked!"

05-24-2007, 06:42 AM	#19
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,457	all of these and many more were banned at one time or another in the usa A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner Blubber by Judy Blume Brave New World by Aldous Huxley Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson Canterbury Tales by Chaucer Carrie by Stephen King Catch-22 by Joseph Heller Christine by Stephen King Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau Cujo by Stephen King Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller Decameron by Boccaccio East of Eden by John Steinbeck Fallen Angels by Walter Myers Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes Forever by Judy Blume Grendel by John Champlin Gardner Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling Have to Go by Robert Munsch Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou Impressions edited by Jack Booth In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm Lord of the Flies by William Golding Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein Lysistrata by Aristophanes More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier My House by Nikki Giovanni My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara Night Chills by Dean Koontz Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez Ordinary People by Judith Guest Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz Separate Peace by John Knowles Silas Marner by George Eliot Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain The Bastard by John Jakes The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier The Color Purple by Alice Walker The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks The Living Bible by William C. Bower The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman The Pigman by Paul Zindel The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders The Shining by Stephen King The Witches by Roald Dahl The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster Editorial Staff Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween Symbols by Edna Barth __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

05-24-2007, 06:51 AM	#22
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Dude, context is EVERYTHING and you're ignoring it. MOST of those books were banned by individual schools and the ACLU and such. VERY, VERY few of those were banned by the actual government and of THOSE, the vast majority were banned like a hundred years ago or some shit. You made a statement implying that our Government regularly bans books these days which is PATENTLY FALSE. Heres a list of some of the "banned" books in Canada WITH context and I think you'll find it similiar. http://www.freedomtoread.ca/docs/challenged_books.pdf You do occasionally bring up a valid point on one issue or another, but it's really sad when you pull little shenanigans like this man. Come on.

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BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	Once again the anti-American dolts are posting ignorant bullshit. If you ever needed help we'd be there to get you out of trouble. Go back to masterbaiting to Rossie Rossie Odonnel.

05-24-2007, 11:03 AM	#39
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	1812: After hopelessly watching it's sailors get drafted by foreign navies, the fledgling nation declared war on England. The young Americans had their ass kicked badly, the British marched on Washington DC, burned down the White House, and went home laughing. American forces also attempted 3 invasions of Canada. All failed. hahaha.. british fought with the navy.. canadian farmers and native americans did the dirty work.. and most of the american forces "invading" didn't want the war in the first place..

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05-24-2007, 05:52 PM	#43
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	America has such a poor military record, yet it's still the most powerful nation on earth? Hmm...

05-24-2007, 05:59 PM	#45
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,788	until reading this thread, I truly never understood how pathetic it is to not be American. Thread after thread after thread started by some non US idiot explaining how bad the US is. watching someone piss up at their betters is fucking funny to watch. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.