Im tired of all the freeloading pot smokers - GoFuckYourself.com

Exxxotica · 09-25-2002, 11:38 AM

With people giving away so much pot for free, why would anybody ever buy pot from a dealer?

At every party or concert I go to, freeloaders are getting smoked out for free. They can get all the pot they want without ever having to whip out ther wallet.

If we give away less free pot, sales will INCREASE!

I suggest jerking pot heads around. Maybe tell the patron to come over and smoke a bowl. When he gets to your house, have nothing but an empty bong for him. Opps! Sorry! I guess you have to go to the house next door. When the patron goes to the house next door, he or she should run into the same thing again...an empty bong. After doing this enough times, the patron will be more likely to purchase a bag on his own.

Another method would be to invite the patron over for a bowl, and then bombard him with your sales pitch. As he is taking a bong hit, continually ask OVER and OVER and OVER if he wants to buy a bag of his own. Maybee even lock your door and make it very difficult for him to leave your house. If he becomes frustrated enough, he just might buy a bag of his own. He'll want to avoid the hassle the next time he wants to get high.

Remember... less free pot = MORE SALES!

[Labret] · 09-25-2002, 11:40 AM

Can you give me some links to some free pot?

cherrylula · 09-25-2002, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
With people giving away so much pot for free, why would anybody ever buy pot from a dealer?

At every party or concert I go to, freeloaders are getting smoked out for free. They can get all the pot they want without ever having to whip out ther wallet.

Whoa, I really need to get out more, maybe I will start to save money!

pr0 · 09-25-2002, 11:42 AM

Pot smokers rock, we always smoke each other out

fnet · 09-25-2002, 11:43 AM

I think the people who don't get it aren't going to get the analogy, either.

ElvisManson · 09-25-2002, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Can you give me some links to some free pot?

http://www.aracnet.com/~lavatech/bong/freebonghit.html

Loads slow as ass...but what do you want for free.

Techie Media · 09-25-2002, 11:45 AM

Cute thread

Beastiepoo · 09-25-2002, 11:45 AM

Yes, please post directions to the free pot. Please???

jojojo · 09-25-2002, 11:46 AM

I agree, so how about the top 5 sponsors start their own tgps that are softcore only or tgp2,3 or whatever nad trade traffic with each other etc...

they have the $$ to buy traffic and traffic already they could skim into it.

cherrylula · 09-25-2002, 12:13 PM

I'm about to set my dealer up with a paypal account and my fedex number. I just don't have time for drug runs anymore these days.

Lexxx · 09-25-2002, 02:13 PM

Too many pot tgps around... pot peddlers are a desperate bunch.

quiet · 09-25-2002, 02:16 PM

too much free pot!!

Fletch XXX · 09-25-2002, 02:17 PM

Too many dealers!

sherbert · 09-25-2002, 02:19 PM

Fucking freeloading potheads.

Martin · 09-25-2002, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Too many dealers!

That's the real problem..

[Labret] · 09-25-2002, 02:27 PM

Yeah, but if I give away enough free shitty Mexi weed... maybe I can convince them to buy some better weed.

quiet · 09-25-2002, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Too many dealers!

what about dealer2? is it dead yet?

XXXPaysiteDesign · 09-25-2002, 02:34 PM

What about a pay per hit bong?

[Labret] · 09-25-2002, 02:38 PM

I have been offering a free trial. You get two free pulls off the bong, if you choose to stay... you pay.

Jimbo · 09-25-2002, 02:39 PM

having multiple dealers is only good for big dealers

big dealers sell to them... ain't really different from porn biz

Martin · 09-25-2002, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

what about dealer2? is it dead yet?

Dead? It never got off the ground..

cherrylula · 09-25-2002, 02:43 PM

Countdown - one hour forty minutes to go.

must use self control.

[illnet]-Romeo · 09-25-2002, 03:08 PM

Money for nothing, and your hits for free

I hate your tgp....

greentea · 09-25-2002, 03:59 PM

Nothing is free in this world...

The good weed or DRO is never free.. Water is still free and so is air last i checked.

High Quality · 09-25-2002, 04:16 PM

Grow your own hydroponic shit. Paying for shit that grows like a WEED is ridiculous.

09-25-2002, 11:38 AM	#1
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Im tired of all the freeloading pot smokers With people giving away so much pot for free, why would anybody ever buy pot from a dealer? At every party or concert I go to, freeloaders are getting smoked out for free. They can get all the pot they want without ever having to whip out ther wallet. If we give away less free pot, sales will INCREASE! I suggest jerking pot heads around. Maybe tell the patron to come over and smoke a bowl. When he gets to your house, have nothing but an empty bong for him. Opps! Sorry! I guess you have to go to the house next door. When the patron goes to the house next door, he or she should run into the same thing again...an empty bong. After doing this enough times, the patron will be more likely to purchase a bag on his own. Another method would be to invite the patron over for a bowl, and then bombard him with your sales pitch. As he is taking a bong hit, continually ask OVER and OVER and OVER if he wants to buy a bag of his own. Maybee even lock your door and make it very difficult for him to leave your house. If he becomes frustrated enough, he just might buy a bag of his own. He'll want to avoid the hassle the next time he wants to get high. Remember... less free pot = MORE SALES! __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

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jojojo Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 2,318	I agree, so how about the top 5 sponsors start their own tgps that are softcore only or tgp2,3 or whatever nad trade traffic with each other etc... they have the $$ to buy traffic and traffic already they could skim into it. __________________ Learn SEO - make $$ residually - icq me 333485092

09-25-2002, 11:40 AM	#2
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Can you give me some links to some free pot?

09-25-2002, 11:42 AM	#4
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Pot smokers rock, we always smoke each other out

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I'm about to set my dealer up with a paypal account and my fedex number. I just don't have time for drug runs anymore these days.

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09-25-2002, 02:16 PM	#12
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	too much free pot!! __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

09-25-2002, 02:17 PM	#13
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09-25-2002, 02:19 PM	#14
sherbert Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: KAGAWA, Japan Posts: 470	Fucking freeloading potheads. __________________ sdfsdfsdvgf

09-25-2002, 02:27 PM	#16
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Yeah, but if I give away enough free shitty Mexi weed... maybe I can convince them to buy some better weed.

09-25-2002, 02:34 PM	#18
XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	What about a pay per hit bong? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-25-2002, 02:38 PM	#19
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I have been offering a free trial. You get two free pulls off the bong, if you choose to stay... you pay.

09-25-2002, 02:39 PM	#20
Jimbo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 3,989	having multiple dealers is only good for big dealers big dealers sell to them... ain't really different from porn biz

09-25-2002, 02:43 PM	#22
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Countdown - one hour forty minutes to go. must use self control.

09-25-2002, 03:08 PM	#23
[illnet]-Romeo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Tampa, Fl, USA Posts: 1,207	Money for nothing, and your hits for free I hate your tgp.... __________________ Brian C aka Romeo JBWebCash.com Brian at Jbwebcash.com

09-25-2002, 03:59 PM	#24
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Nothing is free in this world... The good weed or DRO is never free.. Water is still free and so is air last i checked. __________________ blunts

09-25-2002, 04:16 PM	#25
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