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theking · 10-02-2002, 04:51 PM

Lets keep track of bad news events here. Add to the list.

Today...

1. New Visa policy.

2. House OKs bill to bar credit card use on gambling sites.

3. Cable companies are gearing up to change pricing of broadband to pay per use.

4. AaronM's mobile was repossessed.

Fro · 10-02-2002, 04:52 PM

I think Boneprone has crabs.

[Labret] · 10-02-2002, 04:52 PM

I got one of those ball zits. It hurts.

Wenchy · 10-02-2002, 04:53 PM

Let's not forget Hurricane Lili... definitely bad news!

Kris · 10-02-2002, 04:53 PM

gfy is going to start charging a membership fee

[Labret] · 10-02-2002, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wenchy
Let's not forget Hurricane Lili... definitely bad news!

Anything that kills people in the south is a good thing.

NoCarrier · 10-02-2002, 04:54 PM

I have to change the cat's litter.

SpeakEasy · 10-02-2002, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I got one of those ball zits. It hurts.

If you think it hurts just having it, try popping that mutha......Now that hurts

Brown Bear · 10-02-2002, 04:55 PM

4. I just farted and it smells really bad!

mjrools23 · 10-02-2002, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I got one of those ball zits. It hurts.

werd

salsbury · 10-02-2002, 04:55 PM

i think theking and i are complete opposites on how we're taking all this news.

except about AaronM. i dunno if it's even true, but it sucks to have your home repo'd if so.

SetTheWorldonFire · 10-02-2002, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kris
gfy is going to start charging a membership fee

$750 up front and $350 every year there after

UnseenWorld · 10-02-2002, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
Lets keep track of bad news events here. Add to the list.

Today...

1. New Visa policy.

2. House OKs bill to bar credit card use on gambling sites.

3. Cable companies are gearing up to change pricing of broadband to pay per use.

4. AaronM's mobile was repossessed.

Don't forget: Sun explodes in six years!

NoCarrier · 10-02-2002, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpeakEasy

If you think it hurts just having it, try popping that mutha......Now that hurts

I know what u mean, last time I has to cut off my scrotum, put it in the microwave for 2-3 mins. The zit died, then I had to use my grandma's sewing machine to put everything back together (then get rid of grandma's body because she was dead when I came to visit her)

mastamindz · 10-02-2002, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
I got one of those ball zits. It hurts.

I got one of those lil fuckers too. Dont squeeze it. It hurts

[Labret] · 10-02-2002, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz

I got one of those lil fuckers too. Dont squeeze it. It hurts

Its a bitch, I manage a couple good ones a year.

The ones I really cant stand, are the ones that sit in no mans land, the strip between your balls and your anus. The "taint", or "bonch" as some have referred to it. Now THOSE fuckers hurt. Not too mention how hard they are to pop when you got one leg on the sink and a mirror between your legs trying to work with a needle. Motherfucker.

NoCarrier · 10-02-2002, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

Its a bitch, I manage a couple good ones a year.

The ones I really cant stand, are the ones that sit in no mans land, the strip between your balls and your anus. The "taint", or "bonch" as some have referred to it. Now THOSE fuckers hurt. Not too mention how hard they are to pop when you got one leg on the sink and a mirror between your legs trying to work with a needle. Motherfucker.

Yeah, but once they do pop, they are so much fun.

[H] · 10-02-2002, 05:06 PM

fire ants attacking nursing homes and alligators eating people.

Dawgy · 10-02-2002, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Not too mention how hard they are to pop when you got one leg on the sink and a mirror between your legs trying to work with a needle. Motherfucker.

i really didnt need that mental image today.

[Labret] · 10-02-2002, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy

i really didnt need that mental image today.

Oh cmon, with the way you trim that bush, you are bound to get some wicked ingrown hairs down there.

Sly_RJ · 10-02-2002, 05:17 PM

BradShaw was unbanned. Ok, so its old news, but it's still bad.

theking · 10-02-2002, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
BradShaw was unbanned. Ok, so its old news, but it's still bad.

I agree with you Sly.

DatsMyStapler · 10-02-2002, 05:32 PM

I just had ACL reconstruction yesterday and Im in dire pain

Martin · 10-02-2002, 05:32 PM

Yeah ball zits are no fun..

theking · 10-02-2002, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatsMyStapler
I just had ACL reconstruction yesterday and Im in dire pain

ACL? Care to expand?

DatsMyStapler · 10-02-2002, 05:40 PM

ACL Reconstruction=Anterior Cruciate Ligament. Knee ligament reconstruction. A three inch incision just below the knee cap, then a 5 inch long, 1 inch wide piece of your patella tendon is sliced off like cheese, then they drill through your femor straight down though your tibia/fibia (whatever) pass the strip of tendon through the hole and screw it in at each end. Heaps of fun. The drugs are good though. I've been clean for months, with these pain killers, I finally feel normal again

theking · 10-02-2002, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatsMyStapler
ACL Reconstruction=Anterior Cruciate Ligament. Knee ligament reconstruction. A three inch incision just below the knee cap, then a 5 inch long, 1 inch wide piece of your patella tendon is sliced off like cheese, then they drill through your femor straight down though your tibia/fibia (whatever) pass the strip of tendon through the hole and screw it in at each end. Heaps of fun. The drugs are good though. I've been clean for months, with these pain killers, I finally feel normal again

Ouch!

DatsMyStapler · 10-02-2002, 06:37 PM

Yeah but the Narcotics rule. Ive got a hot Swedish nurse staying with me too. Things could be worse.

DatsMyStapler · 10-02-2002, 06:48 PM

The Doc prescribed a BJ every 4 hours to manage the pain

Tex Willer · 10-02-2002, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theking
Lets keep track of bad news events here. Add to the list.

Today...

1. New Visa policy.

2. House OKs bill to bar credit card use on gambling sites.

3. Cable companies are gearing up to change pricing of broadband to pay per use.

4. AaronM's mobile was repossessed.

5. i'm back

I'm Slim · 10-02-2002, 06:51 PM

I just took a dump in my pants

theking · 10-02-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tex Willer

5. i'm back

Yep, real bad news for Slim, you sacred the shit out of him

theking · 10-03-2002, 10:20 AM

Keep posting the bad news here.

shawcutie · 10-03-2002, 10:33 AM

shawcutie doesnt feel very good today

Daddy Big Nuts · 10-03-2002, 11:37 AM

There is no Santa Claus.....

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www.dreamgirlscash.com

Beastiepoo · 10-03-2002, 11:44 AM

I'm sick too shawcutie. Totally sucks.

Some good news though...My new air pop popcorn popper works GREAT!!! Yum!

Sunshine McGillicutty · 10-03-2002, 11:52 AM

no blowjob in 13 days

i'm so depressed i registered with GFY just so I could post that in this thread.

theking · 10-03-2002, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shawcutie
shawcutie doesnt feel very good today

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
I'm sick too shawcutie. Totally sucks.

Some good news though...My new air pop popcorn popper works GREAT!!! Yum!

Say ahhh

SykkBoy · 10-03-2002, 04:30 PM

I'm sick as well

also, it's bowling night and we're bowling against the fucking Christian team...they don't smoke or swear..and they drink fucking soda water while bowling.....fucking christ I hate that...I accidently subbed on a Christian league once...no side pots, no beer, no cursing and a bunch of motherfuckers screaming "Jesus saves" every time they got a strike........and I swear if one of those God fuckers yells "shucks" after getting a split of gutterball, I'm going to punch them in the fucking head.............

jas1552 · 10-03-2002, 04:36 PM

We're all going to die.

PornoDoggy · 10-03-2002, 06:24 PM

The fucking Rams are fucking 0-4.

beerbust03 · 10-03-2002, 06:25 PM

And then there was this other time.......

At Band Camp!

Supercharged · 10-03-2002, 06:29 PM

It hurts when I pee...

( it doesn't really, but I always like to throw that in when I am complaining )

beerbust03 · 10-03-2002, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Supercharged
It hurts when I pee...

( it doesn't really, but I always like to throw that in when I am complaining )

And then there was this other time.....

In Band Camp.

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