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Godsmack · 08-21-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

fuckin A

totally agree with you, it takes fucking confidence!

i swear i have good looks and game they go hand and hand, my good looks came first and the game came with more experience now i can go up to any hotty in the bar of my choosing and pick her up.

i totally believe you also, good on ya, other people just like to hate because they have never manned up or stepped up.

i am ALL about the quality and not quantity, but when your me you get quality + quantity.

Nice man!

Do you wank while looking in the mirror?

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack

Nice man!

Do you wank while looking in the mirror?

where have you guys beeeeen?
i havent heard back since that early morning.

i will be back in town shortly, not to sure if you guys want your stuff still or not?
i been on the run around so i dont have much time to stay in touch with everything but let me know.

bbm · 08-21-2008, 01:23 PM

How does is taste?

stickyfingerz · 08-21-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

and man was it fucking sweet tasting, i was amazed, lil ass lick lil pussy lick, the usual, but dam the entire thing was like nectar juice.

i normally go after older women and it just so happened a 18 yo i knew from through a friend wanted my jock and it was fucking amazing.

i may have to go back for seconds wow its nice being me.

You accidentally added "18 yo" in your thread title and post. Don't mean to be a grammar Nazi, just letting you know.

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bbm

How does is taste?

imagine a maple tree and a peach tree came together as one.

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-21-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

this is where you fall off ive seen your pic you have 0 game, you are the type of doucebag who thinks they have game by using their cash to get chicks.

i am a real pimp, girls do not get a dime out of me. i got money but that would be the day when i let a girl touch it.

she would be lucky if i let her get an extra dipping sauce at the mcdies drivethru for her mcnuggets.

That's funny...

My GF is Aaliyah Love dumbass.

U seem to just "get it" now don't you?

Man you are too funny

BAHAHAHAHA

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

That's funny...

My GF is Aaliyah Love dumbass.

U seem to just "get it" now don't you?

Man you are too funny

BAHAHAHAHA

whats your point i bang hotter chicks then you?
i know already you dont have to remind me.

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-21-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

whats your point i bang hotter chicks then you?
i know already you dont have to remind me.

Point is.

It's all about confidence.
Aaliyah makes her own money.

I am not a rockstar dude.

I have a bigger cock than you do.

And you don't know what you are talking about.
Your psychic abilities have you batting 0-4, Yuri Geller

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Point is.

It's all about confidence.
Aaliyah makes her own money.

I am not a rockstar dude.

I have a bigger cock than you do.

And you don't know what you are talking about.
Your psychic abilities have you batting 0-4, Yuri Geller

look dude i know you live in a daily mid life crisis so i will do you a favor this time and not break it down for you.

here is some psychic abilities for you...... KB is gay

Martin · 08-21-2008, 01:45 PM

Play on playboy.

TheAmericanCannibal · 08-21-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

look dude i know you live in a daily mid life crisis so i will do you a favor this time and not break it down for you.

here is some psychic abilities for you...... KB is gay

Good one.

You really got me.

I am speechless

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Good one.

You really got me.

I am speechless

you decided to shut up for once?

good for you dude!

AaliyahLove · 08-21-2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Good one.

You really got me.

I am speechless

He's kidding.. he's never speechless

baddog · 08-21-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

totally agree with you, it takes fucking confidence!

Deej · 08-21-2008, 02:00 PM

This thread delivers more than ordered

AaliyahLove · 08-21-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

look girl yawn or puke all you want.

if you spend 5 min with me you wouldnt be able to decide whether you want to fuck me, fall in love with me or both.

i know your type you go for the ugly rocker type wannabes, do yourself a favor and stay away real guys like me you aint on my level trust me when i tell you I AM OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

i like real women.

Ugly rocker types? HUH??
There is nothing about you that says "real man".. You're the "type" of man that feels the need to brag about "taking advantage" of some poor 18 yr old girl on GFY so u can get a bunch of virtual hi-5's from ur Bros.. well I am telling you, you are wrong, I am not impressed and i would never fuck you or fall in love with you, you are a douchey-mcdouche. KING DOUCHE

AaliyahLove · 08-21-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

LOL Baddog I heart you!! PLZ point this Meta-douche out to me at the next convention I'd like to see what a REAL MAN thats OUTTA MY LEAGUE looks like

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Ugly rocker types? HUH??
There is nothing about you that says "real man".. You're the "type" of man that feels the need to brag about "taking advantage" of some poor 18 yr old girl on GFY so u can get a bunch of virtual hi-5's from ur Bros.. well I am telling you, you are wrong, I am not impressed and i would never fuck you or fall in love with you, you are a douchey-mcdouche. KING DOUCHE

you cant fuck me because i would never let you, trust me.

i am real with my women, she was a friend from before, and she still is.
i havent told a single friend of mine because she is known to us as a real nice girl and it's no ones business, unlike you losers i have friends outside of GFY so when i air out my laundry on here im not talking to all my best friends.

i dont take advantage of women like you take advantage of middle aged men for $.

BURNNNNNNN

its gettin hot in hurrrrr.

baddog · 08-21-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

LOL Baddog I heart you!! PLZ point this Meta-douche out to me at the next convention I'd like to see what a REAL MAN thats OUTTA MY LEAGUE looks like

Here ya go

AaliyahLove · 08-21-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you cant fuck me because i would never let you, trust me.

i am real with my women, she was a friend from before, and she still is.
i havent told a single friend of mine because she is known to us as a real nice girl and it's no ones business, unlike you losers i have friends outside of GFY so when i air out my laundry on here im not talking to all my best friends.

i dont take advantage of women like you take advantage of middle aged men for $.

BURNNNNNNN

its gettin hot in hurrrrr.

ok I had fun but I'm done w this thread I have to get back to work.. I mean taking advantage of middle age men for $.. thats why all of my customers are repeat customers u idiot.. have fun with your 18 yr old twat, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about. You intellect seems to be about on the level of an 18 year old so hey it might work out for you. Plz let us all know when you bang her again so we can congratulate you some more.

ps- ur still a douche.. now ur a douche arguing with a 23 yr old webcam girl on a message board.. hows it feel? I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU game over.

tranza · 08-21-2008, 02:14 PM

Your FIRST 18yo pussy?

You shouldn't brag about that man, seriously, that's pretty much the same as saying that you didn't get laid when you were 16-20.

Deej · 08-21-2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

ok I had fun but I'm done w this thread I have to get back to work.. I mean taking advantage of middle age men for $.. thats why all of my customers are repeat customers u idiot.. have fun with your 18 yr old twat, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about. You intellect seems to be about on the level of an 18 year old so hey it might work out for you. Plz let us all know when you bang her again so we can congratulate you some more.

ps- ur still a douche.. now ur a douche arguing with a 23 yr old webcam girl on a message board.. hows it feel? I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU game over.

You ARE just as cool, youre arguing with him too...

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

ok I had fun but I'm done w this thread I have to get back to work.. I mean taking advantage of middle age men for $.. thats why all of my customers are repeat customers u idiot.. have fun with your 18 yr old twat, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about. You intellect seems to be about on the level of an 18 year old so hey it might work out for you. Plz let us all know when you bang her again so we can congratulate you some more.

ps- ur still a douche.. now ur a douche arguing with a 23 yr old webcam girl on a message board.. hows it feel? I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU game over.

im so proud of you for your repeat customers!

i mean using your "brain" and all to earn your living i totally respect that out of a webcam "girl" (or though i would use a different phrase myself)

better an 18yo one then one that is seen by everyone else no?

hey here is a tip USE PARAGRAPHS, they taught that in all the classes you dropped out of.

FACT: i agree you are not as cool as me, i hit the hottest smartest girls on the planet, dont be jealous because you didnt make the cut.

have a great day.

HI HATER HI HATER

Jayvis · 08-21-2008, 02:19 PM

Don't worry Metaman, brought you some hater blockers.

Deej · 08-21-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Your FIRST 18yo pussy?

You shouldn't brag about that man, seriously, that's pretty much the same as saying that you didn't get laid when you were 16-20.

taggin the nanny since 1987

Jeka · 08-21-2008, 02:40 PM

BradM · 08-21-2008, 02:42 PM

AaliyahLove: What is your dysfunction?

DatingGameExpert · 08-21-2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

dude if u saw pics of the average type of chick i bang you would shit your fucking pants. i bang 10/10 fucking hotties and the few people who know me here know it also.

i dont do it to brag i do it so some of you HATERS will have some fucking hope on getting out of your shitty ass life by peering into someones who is much better MINE.

Whatever makes you feel better bro. I however don't need to brag about getting laid like you. I'm personally not hating, just think you're a bit pathetic, do your thing bro.

Jay-Rock · 08-21-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Ugly rocker types? HUH??
There is nothing about you that says "real man".. You're the "type" of man that feels the need to brag about "taking advantage" of some poor 18 yr old girl on GFY so u can get a bunch of virtual hi-5's from ur Bros.. well I am telling you, you are wrong, I am not impressed and i would never fuck you or fall in love with you, you are a douchey-mcdouche. KING DOUCHE

Well said.

Manowar · 08-21-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by klaze

Is MetaMan funny?

I miss being 18 banging 16 yearolds.

Some of my 25 - 27 yearold friends still pickup and bang 18 - 19 yearold girls at bars..

you should still be on it

skinnay · 08-21-2008, 04:49 PM

D Ghost · 08-21-2008, 04:50 PM

hot hot hot

minddust · 08-21-2008, 04:50 PM

methmannnn crack pipe puff puff

Shagbunny · 08-21-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

6'3 perfect height, not to tall not to short
i am like a stallion.

more like a giraffe, not too tall... GTFO!

SuzzyQ · 08-21-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Your FIRST 18yo pussy?

You shouldn't brag about that man, seriously, that's pretty much the same as saying that you didn't get laid when you were 16-20.

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ

READ THE THREAD foo

do you expect tranza to read it NO
yet you quote him haha

BucksMania · 08-21-2008, 06:33 PM

a lot of people do the same but dont scream on the boards about it
what's your idea?

Iron Fist · 08-21-2008, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert

Congrats on getting laid! People that brag about this kind of thing don't normally get much ass.

Nah, people that need to brag about it at all are lying through their teeth. The fact the MM has to start threads all about getting laid on GFY all day just proves that he has no experience in such matters.

GFY is cheaper than buying a porn mag I guess.

SomeCreep · 08-21-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

and man was it fucking sweet tasting, i was amazed, lil ass lick lil pussy lick, the usual, but dam the entire thing was like nectar juice.

DatingGameExpert · 08-21-2008, 06:59 PM

EXCLUSIVE photo of the pair before they had sex!

moneybiz · 08-21-2008, 07:10 PM

I have never successfuly had sex with a 18 year old because my dick just wont fit in.

SuzzyQ · 08-21-2008, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

READ THE THREAD foo

do you expect tranza to read it NO
yet you quote him haha

You are a complete, total and utter idiot...

Peace · 08-21-2008, 07:30 PM

for me it was when that girl you tasted were a sperm...

jonesonyou · 08-21-2008, 07:34 PM

congrats

BadBrad · 08-21-2008, 08:19 PM

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 10:16 PM

HI HATERS!

everyone here wants to be me it is fucking hilarious!

id post the pics but then where would be the fun in that? half you people are worthless and for some reason i care what you think.

you care about ME not the other way around.

you people should thank me i give you a 5min break from your worthless lives.

HI HATERS

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BucksMania

a lot of people do the same but dont scream on the boards about it
what's your idea?

what makes you think i give a flying fuck what you people do?

bloggingseo · 08-21-2008, 10:26 PM

LOL Metaman you so craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzayyyyyyyyy.

I bet you masturbated hard while you wrote out this fantasy

MetaMan · 08-21-2008, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bloggingseo

LOL Metaman you so craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzayyyyyyyyy.

I bet you masturbated hard while you wrote out this fantasy

it is great living my fantasies, i think i am def one of Gods favorite sons.

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