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Is My Cock Too Big, Ladies????
On Saturday night I hooked up with this fine ass chick who is in her mid 20's. After a night of clubbing and drinking, we ended up at my place and started to get busy. I ate her out for a good 30 minutes and was hard as rock. I then lubbed up and started to enter her. She was struggling to take me in and after about 10 minutes she called it quits. So I just settled for a blow job instead. She kept saying I was too big for her. My Ex and I broke up a few months ago after dating for 6 years and she never had any problems with me.
This chick didn't even call me back after saturday night. REJECTION SUCKS.. The thickness of my glan is 6.5 inches, Mid shaft thickness is 8 inches and non NBPEL is 7 3/4 inches.. there has to be porn actors that are bigger then me and they pound the shit out of tiny chicks. Any ladies on this board? What's your take |
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Fuck Checks, CASH only!
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if you have to lube up your cock or the girls pussy to fuck there is a serious problem with either you or her or both of you
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It's a curse..I hate it when they scream it's too big,you're hurting me..wah wah wah
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Is this taken from some blog entry?
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#5 |
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Fuck i have the same problem here!!!
When i stick it in some tight pussy she's just moaning and screaming begging me to stop!!! |
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Are you Metamanīs brother?
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lol
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It is only average, so she probably just decided you were a dipshit and wanted to leave.
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the dick is just an excuse...sorry
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obviously not everyone is built the same. she must have a small vagina and can't handle your size. hate to see her in labor!! lol
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undress her first
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I think this requires a visual for me to really answer you question. Pics?
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So Fucking Banned
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You ate her out for 30 mins and needed lube to fuck her?
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Metaman fake nick?
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And we have a winner. For real though... if it was good she simply would have asked him to stick his tongue back in.
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BTW, ladies, is my bank account too big? I had a chick leave me because she couldn't count that high....if you're interested hit me up yoooooo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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BTW, 9 out of 10 ladies agree, if you eat pussy well for 30 minutes, you'll get a call back even if you don't have a cock.
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its never too big...just slam it in next time, dont be so gentle...
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If you licked her for 30 minutes and still needed to lube you been licking the wrong part....
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How do 14 year old's keep finding this place?
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Never had to lube up
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did her pussy taste like shit? you might have had the wrong hole.
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preteens usually tend to have trouble
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Knew it'd be good advice
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Should've asked for her mother's number before she left.
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HAHAAHH
no wonder her pussy tasted like levi's
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#43 |
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Thin dicks don't need lubes
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#45 |
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Thanks ladies and gents for your comments. Much appreciated.
I'm sure guy's with thick cocks out there can understand why we big boys have to use lube. As for those who carry a thin cocks, well.... no lube is required as you have already stated. I bet most of you don't even measure more then 6.5 inches around. As far as eating pussy, I just love the tast, smell and the feel. It's my fetish.. Made her cum twice. As far as her not calling me, Well you can't win them all. She was VERY small. Even putting two fingers inside seemed hard for her. But she would have been perfect fit for those of you who carry a toothpick in your pants. Hey, I consider myself blessed to have such a hot chick in my bed, even if it's for just one night. Judging from some of the comments, I wonder what the average IQ is for most of you folks. Sorry for not responding to each of your replies separately. |
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It's the other hole... It's hard trying to act straight.
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