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CuriousToyBoy · 11-10-2008, 12:36 AM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand, sighs and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then...

(scroll down)

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

woj · 11-10-2008, 12:41 AM

Czech · 11-10-2008, 12:44 AM

Good one mate

kesha1 · 11-10-2008, 12:46 AM

funny!!! ;)

Dejan · 11-10-2008, 12:50 AM

lol good one

NaughtyRob · 11-10-2008, 12:57 AM

I agree that IS the best ever.

NicAngel · 11-10-2008, 12:59 AM

i'm so glad i dyed my hair back to brown

blonda80 · 11-10-2008, 02:47 AM

funny

beta-tester · 11-10-2008, 02:49 AM

hahaha good one

Corleone · 11-10-2008, 02:56 AM

hahahaha good one

Danny B · 11-10-2008, 03:10 AM

Very nice! Thanks for the laugh

Shey · 11-10-2008, 03:14 AM

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Imortyl Pussycat · 11-10-2008, 03:17 AM

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Adultnet · 11-10-2008, 03:19 AM

ahh great joke

Bojangles · 11-10-2008, 04:03 AM

Hahahaha. Nice!

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. · 11-10-2008, 05:47 AM

an oldie but a goodie

always makes me chuckle

tranza · 11-10-2008, 05:48 AM

That's a great one!!! LOL!

EscortBiz · 11-10-2008, 05:49 AM

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carol.prime · 11-10-2008, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NicAngel

i'm so glad i dyed my hair back to brown

it would be better if you'll be a brunette.

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