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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-17-2008, 07:15 PM

Read this...
The application for a piece of the 500 BIllion is only 2 pages and the final dispertion agreements made it so any S Corp bank that is on the books or even off the books that claimed to be a bank would be eligible for aid.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/11/17/news...ion=2008111719

FUCK!!!!! FUCK! I should have taken my own advice!

Barefootsies · 11-17-2008, 07:25 PM

woj · 11-17-2008, 07:26 PM

isn't it a loan though?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-17-2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

isn't it a loan though?

Isnt everything?

rowan · 11-17-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

isn't it a loan though?

If they're unable to pay it back then the next bailout should cover it.

rowan · 11-17-2008, 10:11 PM

"As long as a bank has submitted an application with federal regulators to become a bank holding company or a savings and loan bank by the December deadline, the institution is eligible for money from the bailout program."

Get moving people, your time is running out. You can be bailed out even before you're open for business!!!!

2012 · 11-17-2008, 10:17 PM

I just give my money to this guy like in the movie "The Professional".

He holds it for me and dishes it out whenever I need a few bucks

Wagerboy · 11-17-2008, 10:20 PM

stupid post, seriously

gimo33 · 11-17-2008, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Yngwie · 11-17-2008, 10:30 PM

I just opened the Yngwie Central Bank of Commerce

Everyone is invited to open up an account and deposit all of your $ in it..

Once your account is loaded with over $50 000 the account will be terminated and all moneys will remain the property of YCBC. We will then ask for a bail out and use the money to buy new mansions, Ferraris, take expensive exotic vacation and more. All of your money is 100% safe with YCBC.

JFK · 11-18-2008, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

"As long as a bank has submitted an application with federal regulators to become a bank holding company or a savings and loan bank by the December deadline, the institution is eligible for money from the bailout program."

Get moving people, your time is running out. You can be bailed out even before you're open for business!!!!

well, you need to comprehend it a bit more, before you run out and spend the bail out money

its says "As long as a bank" has submitted an application with federal regulators to become a bank holding company or a savings and loan bank by the December deadline, the institution is eligible for money from the bailout program.

So you have to be A BANK TO BEGIN WITH

DamageX · 11-18-2008, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Read this...
The application for a piece of the 500 BIllion is only 2 pages and the final dispertion agreements made it so any S Corp bank that is on the books or even off the books that claimed to be a bank would be eligible for aid.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/11/17/news...ion=2008111719

FUCK!!!!! FUCK! I should have taken my own advice!

Please. Kill. Yourself.

digifan · 11-18-2008, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

I just opened the Yngwie Central Bank of Commerce

Everyone is invited to open up an account and deposit all of your $ in it..

Once your account is loaded with over $50 000 the account will be terminated and all moneys will remain the property of YCBC. We will then ask for a bail out and use the money to buy new mansions, Ferraris, take expensive exotic vacation and more. All of your money is 100% safe with YCBC.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-18-2008, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Please. Kill. Yourself.

Maybe you should consider it. Tweakie dipshit.

2012 · 11-18-2008, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

I just give my money to this guy like in the movie "The Professional".

He holds it for me and dishes it out whenever I need a few bucks

and if you're any good and you think that's what your not doing sometimes in the back of your mind HA HA

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-18-2008, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Wagerboy

stupid post, seriously

And you are some kind of expert? Lighten the fuck up dipshit, better yet...
Shut up. Learn, Read a master.

I'll beat your face so hard with cock you will be shitting sperm for a year.

fris · 11-18-2008, 06:19 AM

AlienQ invented being a dip shit

candyflip · 11-18-2008, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

AlienQ invented being a dip shit

He perfected it too.

buzzy · 11-18-2008, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

I just give my money to this guy like in the movie "The Professional".

He holds it for me and dishes it out whenever I need a few bucks

It's called Leon.

Holly · 11-18-2008, 07:55 AM

Do you really believe the stuff you write?

Just wondering.

czarina · 11-18-2008, 08:07 AM

if you must've submitted the application by december, you can still do it. Hurry up... 12 days to become a bank!

DWB · 11-18-2008, 08:52 AM

My uncle owns a small bank in the midwest. I have not spoken to him since all of this mess but I've been meaning to call him and get his 2 cents.

11-17-2008, 07:15 PM	#1
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Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	I just opened the Yngwie Central Bank of Commerce Everyone is invited to open up an account and deposit all of your $ in it.. Once your account is loaded with over $50 000 the account will be terminated and all moneys will remain the property of YCBC. We will then ask for a bail out and use the money to buy new mansions, Ferraris, take expensive exotic vacation and more. All of your money is 100% safe with YCBC. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	My uncle owns a small bank in the midwest. I have not spoken to him since all of this mess but I've been meaning to call him and get his 2 cents.