Top ten reasons a Handgun is much better than a whore - GoFuckYourself.com

DirtyDanza · 01-19-2009, 12:06 PM

The Top 10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Fat Panda · 01-19-2009, 12:07 PM

second that

MaDalton · 01-19-2009, 12:14 PM

but i can't put my penis in it

borked · 01-19-2009, 12:20 PM

Stop picking up whores, and find a real woman

pornguy · 01-19-2009, 12:35 PM

Ha.. That was good.

HorseShit · 01-19-2009, 12:43 PM

you can fuck the girl with the gun

01-19-2009, 12:50 PM

you mean better thAn a wife/gf?

collegeboobies · 01-19-2009, 12:51 PM

good list haha

doridori · 01-19-2009, 01:10 PM

hahha this is a funny list. NOT.

John-ACWM · 01-19-2009, 01:19 PM

Good top ten but you can make a list why a woman is better than a handgun as same as easy

Doctor Feelgood · 01-19-2009, 01:20 PM

letterman is on the phone

Dirty D · 01-19-2009, 01:27 PM

Handguns are indeed better than wives/girlfriends... but NOT whores...

BV · 01-19-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Well this is not 100% true.

Silencers don't work on revolvers. I mean you can probably put one on it but it's not going to silence it.

The only revolver that I know of that a silencer will work is the "Nagant" revolver.

Tjeezers · 01-19-2009, 01:43 PM

classic but good to read back.

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