Howie Do It - "That porn scumbag" - GoFuckYourself.com

SilentKnight · 01-30-2009, 08:12 PM

I happened to catch a segment of Howie Do It (Howie Mandel's new spin on Candid Camera) earlier tonite.

They pulled a 'reality show' gag on a chick's parents by staging a fake marriage between the daughter and two contestants - an online casino gambler, and a porn producer.

They ended up arm wrestling to see who'd win and become her husband.

The porn producer wins.

The parents are freaked - until its revealed the whole thing is a prank.

Towards the end - the (fake) minister says, "No, she's not really marrying the porn scumbag."

Nice slap at the industry, Howie.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-30-2009, 08:14 PM

Howie do it. That's exactly what television needed, more Howie...

fuzzylogic · 01-30-2009, 08:28 PM

i have seen clips from when howie promotes it on leno, etc... and it's some funny stuff.. but comments like "porn scumbag" are not cool even if it were directed at another industry. "that garbage man scumbag"

notoldschool · 01-30-2009, 08:45 PM

Yeah, it was pretty funny though.

hypedough · 01-30-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Howie do it. That's exactly what television needed, more Howie...

It's like his stupid Leno bits turned into a TV show.

tony286 · 01-30-2009, 09:03 PM

most of the world sees us as scumbags.the sad truth

jmcb420 · 01-30-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

most of the world sees us as scumbags.the sad truth

fucking true. But thats just cause they are closed minded fucks. And...........

They can think what they want, we all know that right after they get done saying that shit they log on and start jackin.

mynameisjim · 01-30-2009, 09:18 PM

I have to give that guy credit. With minimal if any talent and a gag where he put a surgical glove over his head he has managed to make more money than 99.9% of the people here, including myself.

What a country!

notoldschool · 01-30-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I have to give that guy credit. With minimal if any talent and a gag where he put a surgical glove over his head he has managed to make more money than 99.9% of the people here, including myself.

What a country!

hes a germaphobe, which is why he started an act using a surgical glove. That fact alone shows that you can do anything in America.

tony286 · 01-30-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I have to give that guy credit. With minimal if any talent and a gag where he put a surgical glove over his head he has managed to make more money than 99.9% of the people here, including myself.

What a country!

actually Howie is a great stand up comic a very funny guy.

mynameisjim · 01-30-2009, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

actually Howie is a great stand up comic a very funny guy.

hmmmm. I haven't seen him do stand up since the '80s so I'll have to take your word for it. Everything else I've seen him do with those camera glasses has been a little lame.

Either way, he makes his money so more power to him.

WarChild · 01-30-2009, 10:35 PM

That's how the majority of the population sees pornographers, make no mistake about it. It's not an occupation I'd bring up at a PTA meeting.

Do you remember a few years (maybe 10?) back there was a show that was a modern day Romeo and Juliet on televison for awhile? It was set in a modern time and I believe the make role was the son of the county DA or something. The female character was the daughter of a pornographer. That was the extreme opposites as far as they were concerned; Law and Pornography.

AaliyahLove · 01-30-2009, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I happened to catch a segment of Howie Do It (Howie Mandel's new spin on Candid Camera) earlier tonite.

They pulled a 'reality show' gag on a chick's parents by staging a fake marriage between the daughter and two contestants - an online casino gambler, and a porn producer.

They ended up arm wrestling to see who'd win and become her husband.

The porn producer wins.

The parents are freaked - until its revealed the whole thing is a prank.

Towards the end - the (fake) minister says, "No, she's not really marrying the porn scumbag."

Nice slap at the industry, Howie.

SilentKnight · 01-30-2009, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jmcb420

They can think what they want, we all know that right after they get done saying that shit they log on and start jackin.

Exactly what I thought, too.

We keep the hypocrits entertained...pure and simple.

ExLust · 01-30-2009, 11:15 PM

LOLz, that was funny.

Spunky · 01-30-2009, 11:23 PM

I want to sneeze at him .I don't trust people with germ phobias

stickyfingerz · 01-30-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

actually Howie is a great stand up comic a very funny guy.

And that little St. Elsewhere show was kind of popular back in the day too lol

NaughtyRob · 01-31-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

most of the world sees us as scumbags.the sad truth

Yes sad indeed but true.

Michaelious · 01-31-2009, 04:31 PM

Lol! I think the word scumbag adds to the humour

TimBlaze · 01-31-2009, 08:40 PM

i'll fight howie mandel any day of the week if i ever saw him i'd tell him dont sing it bring it

01-30-2009, 08:12 PM	#1
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Howie Do It - "That porn scumbag" I happened to catch a segment of Howie Do It (Howie Mandel's new spin on Candid Camera) earlier tonite. They pulled a 'reality show' gag on a chick's parents by staging a fake marriage between the daughter and two contestants - an online casino gambler, and a porn producer. They ended up arm wrestling to see who'd win and become her husband. The porn producer wins. The parents are freaked - until its revealed the whole thing is a prank. Towards the end - the (fake) minister says, "No, she's not really marrying the porn scumbag." Nice slap at the industry, Howie.

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mynameisjim Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,985	I have to give that guy credit. With minimal if any talent and a gag where he put a surgical glove over his head he has managed to make more money than 99.9% of the people here, including myself. What a country! __________________ jim (at) amateursconvert . com Amateurs Convert

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	That's how the majority of the population sees pornographers, make no mistake about it. It's not an occupation I'd bring up at a PTA meeting. Do you remember a few years (maybe 10?) back there was a show that was a modern day Romeo and Juliet on televison for awhile? It was set in a modern time and I believe the make role was the son of the county DA or something. The female character was the daughter of a pornographer. That was the extreme opposites as far as they were concerned; Law and Pornography. __________________ .

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