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BradM · 02-26-2009, 01:12 PM

Have any of your been through this before?

mikesouth · 02-26-2009, 01:16 PM

beat it with a mallet to tenderize it first

or send it to the nearest Chinese Buffett and let them make you some General Paos chicken or whatever with it.

Carmine Raguso · 02-26-2009, 01:19 PM

A lemon pepper marinade for about 24 hours prior to placing FiFi into a baking pan and baking at 425 for 2 hours or until lightly pink on the inside. Best to test your meal with a meat thermometer to prevent food borne illnesses. Serve with a side of quartered red potatoes baked in brown sugar and a sprig of parsley for garnish.

Bon Apetite!

johnuk · 02-26-2009, 01:21 PM

I always have mine with a side of baby seal and a nice Merlot

02-26-2009, 01:47 PM

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CDSmith · 02-26-2009, 01:52 PM

Stir-fry, definitely.

Jman · 02-26-2009, 01:52 PM

I usually heat my cat in the oven...

God damn here I go again misplacing the H's ;-)

brassmonkey · 02-26-2009, 01:54 PM

never been on my menu

bobby666 · 02-26-2009, 01:54 PM

dont forget to put some bacon on it before.......

Scott McD · 02-26-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

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CDSmith · 02-26-2009, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

never been on my menu

I wouldn't be too sure if I were you.

Ever had Chinese food? I hear it isn't always chicken.

WWC · 02-26-2009, 03:11 PM

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-26-2009, 03:13 PM

stringy meat, best stir-fried i'd say.

2012 · 02-26-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by johnuk

I always have mine with a side of baby seal and a nice Merlot

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