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BFT3K · 03-18-2009, 09:22 PM

and why do they make scented toilet paper?

SBJ · 03-18-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

and why do they make scented toilet paper?

so your shit don't stink?

spacedog · 03-18-2009, 11:28 PM

why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.

TrainWreckContent · 03-18-2009, 11:30 PM

SmokeyTheBear · 03-18-2009, 11:32 PM

so if your loved ones are in that area you arent worried why they arent answering the phone ? or maybe if you live in that area you dont go home to a cold house

SmokeyTheBear · 03-18-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.

because blind people need money too ? and because the tellers just steal blind peoples money and give them deposit slips

SmokeyTheBear · 03-18-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

and why do they make scented toilet paper?

so teenage girls boobs smell nice

STAROTICA · 03-18-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.

Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990

Ozarkz · 03-19-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

and why do they make scented toilet paper?

You just made my head hurt.

420 · 03-19-2009, 12:42 AM

I make my own shit scented toilet paper.

After Shock Media · 03-19-2009, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.

To keep costs down as you would be typically talking about drive up ATM's (do not say ATM machine - thats fucking stupid and suggest you need a helmet). Now by producing just 1 ATM type that can be used for walk up and drive through, they can keep costs down. Yes blind people use walk up ATM's.

hypedough · 03-19-2009, 12:44 AM

CNN.com HEADLINE: Internets is Down

Bama · 03-19-2009, 01:14 AM

I've always thought it was bonehead when you call your ISP because your internet connection is down and the hold message is "you can contact us via the web" message..

kane · 03-19-2009, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bama

I've always thought it was bonehead when you call your ISP because your internet connection is down and the hold message is "you can contact us via the web" message..

I love that one too. I also like when the afternoon news tells you about the traffic and they say things like, "It is slow going on your way home from work tonight." If I am home watching this I already know what the traffic is like and chances are if I am at work I am not watching TV

Phaseman · 03-19-2009, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.

why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.

STAROTICA · 03-19-2009, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Phaseman

why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.

I am in lover with your avatar

Owner · 03-19-2009, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Phaseman

why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.

so you dont confuse it with ass to mouth

JuiceMonkey · 03-19-2009, 03:07 AM

There is a headphone jack on the ATM that allows blind people to "listen" to the machine..

PornMD · 03-19-2009, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

I love that one too. I also like when the afternoon news tells you about the traffic and they say things like, "It is slow going on your way home from work tonight." If I am home watching this I already know what the traffic is like and chances are if I am at work I am not watching TV

Yea, I love it when TV or radio news states the obvious about traffic like it's new news. No kidding? I'm going to hit traffic on the freeway on my way home from work in a 2+ million people city? Nawww that's some crazy shit, son!

Iron Fist · 03-19-2009, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Phaseman

why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.

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Originally Posted by Owner

so you dont confuse it with ass to mouth

WINNER! Thread over.

Tom_PM · 03-19-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Phaseman

why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.

And PIN number.

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