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Old 03-18-2009, 09:22 PM   #1
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Why Do They Report Power Outages On TV?

and why do they make scented toilet paper?
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:36 PM   #2
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and why do they make scented toilet paper?
so your shit don't stink?
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:28 PM   #3
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why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:30 PM   #4
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:32 PM   #5
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so if your loved ones are in that area you arent worried why they arent answering the phone ? or maybe if you live in that area you dont go home to a cold house
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:34 PM   #6
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why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.
because blind people need money too ? and because the tellers just steal blind peoples money and give them deposit slips
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:35 PM   #7
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and why do they make scented toilet paper?
so teenage girls boobs smell nice
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:38 PM   #8
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:39 AM   #9
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and why do they make scented toilet paper?
You just made my head hurt.
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:42 AM   #10
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:42 AM   #11
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why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.
To keep costs down as you would be typically talking about drive up ATM's (do not say ATM machine - thats fucking stupid and suggest you need a helmet). Now by producing just 1 ATM type that can be used for walk up and drive through, they can keep costs down. Yes blind people use walk up ATM's.
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I've always thought it was bonehead when you call your ISP because your internet connection is down and the hold message is "you can contact us via the web" message..
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:19 AM   #14
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I've always thought it was bonehead when you call your ISP because your internet connection is down and the hold message is "you can contact us via the web" message..
I love that one too. I also like when the afternoon news tells you about the traffic and they say things like, "It is slow going on your way home from work tonight." If I am home watching this I already know what the traffic is like and chances are if I am at work I am not watching TV
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:41 AM   #15
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why do they have fucking braile on an atm machine of all things.
why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.
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why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:37 AM   #17
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why do people say ATM machine what do you think M stands for.
so you dont confuse it with ass to mouth
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:07 AM   #18
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There is a headphone jack on the ATM that allows blind people to "listen" to the machine..
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:11 AM   #19
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I love that one too. I also like when the afternoon news tells you about the traffic and they say things like, "It is slow going on your way home from work tonight." If I am home watching this I already know what the traffic is like and chances are if I am at work I am not watching TV
Yea, I love it when TV or radio news states the obvious about traffic like it's new news. No kidding? I'm going to hit traffic on the freeway on my way home from work in a 2+ million people city? Nawww that's some crazy shit, son!
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:00 AM   #20
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:15 AM   #21
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