"Sex Toy Dave" on Millionaire Matchmaker last night on Bravo, 2cnd appearance - GoFuckYourself.com

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 12:04 PM

Last night I watched Sex Toy Dave's second attempt on Millionaire Matchmaker, to find a wife, with my good buddy Lindsay aka Curious Toy Boy. All I can say is that:

IT WAS A FUCKING RIOT!!!! WE WERE PISSING OUR PANTS OVER IT

I don't even know where to begin except the beginning. The matchmaking team refers to him as "STD". Why did I never think of that with his nickname before? classic. That hardcore matchmaking chick pegs Dave so well. She hooks him up with this hot, horny bitch named Johanna or some shit. This is after he says he wants a chick that will be a great mom, have a degree, a successful job, smokin hot perfect body, not a party girl but will have fun, classy respectable type but, oh, also likes to swing.

So the date goes like this (the second date, first one was laaaame):

Dave starts by showing the hot chick how to dance on the stripper pole in the middle of his living room, stunts and all. he does them first, then helps her. Oh yeah, this is after she wants to go directly to his bedroom and he refuses. they go on a boat where she throws all her slutty moves on him to get him to fuck her and abuse her. he is so uncomfortable, we were uncomfortable watching it. slut says she's bored and wants to go home. So the team has to go back through the database and find less of a slut for him now. Dude, DAVE, you had nooooooo game my friend! That chick just did not do it for you I guess. but anyways, thanks for the roaring laughs, you made our night

rhon23 · 03-20-2009, 12:09 PM

damn I only aught a few minutes of it. Bet it will be on this weekend.

O MARINA · 03-20-2009, 12:11 PM

what how did i miss this

where is Lindsay

avalanche · 03-20-2009, 12:12 PM

I was dying when I saw that! She wanted to nail him right there on the gondola! She was licking his eye ball damnit!

jmk · 03-20-2009, 12:13 PM

Yeah saw it....

Pipecrew · 03-20-2009, 12:15 PM

I saw it, He might be gay and in denial.

ManuteBol · 03-20-2009, 12:15 PM

When do you think he's going to come out of the closet?

I'm hoping the reunion show.

LiveDose · 03-20-2009, 12:16 PM

Haha I saw that show too.

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avalanche

She was licking his eye ball damnit!

OMG, i forgot about her eyeball licking fetish. that was crazy

O MARINA · 03-20-2009, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManuteBol

When do you think he's going to come out of the closet?

I'm hoping the reunion show.

MANUTE you are no longer singel

bobby666 · 03-20-2009, 12:18 PM

seems as i have missed something

WiredGuy · 03-20-2009, 12:19 PM

Video link?
WG

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

what how did i miss this

where is Lindsay

this is must see tv girl, catch it again on the repeat. CTB is an undisclosed location

collegeboobies · 03-20-2009, 12:24 PM

haha thats funny.. i saw the 1st one...

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Video link?
WG

you know i am way to technology challenged to figure out how to post that. but someone with slicing and dicing skills should def cut out all the commercials and the other matchmaking story that took place during that show and post it up on youtube, then here. it's so worth the effort, i promise

PersianKitty · 03-20-2009, 12:40 PM

Dang I missed it.

So I guess there will be a 3rd appearance ;)

Jayvis · 03-20-2009, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I saw it, He might be gay and in denial.

I dunno, that girl was definitely hot and obviously wild but she may have been tooooooo much, at least on a first date for a guy finally settling down and looking for "the one". Her voice was crazy too.

BTW: I am opening an eyeball licking paysite next week.

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayvis

BTW: I am opening an eyeball licking paysite next week.

Reak AGV · 03-20-2009, 01:08 PM

I would love to see that episode

DK · 03-20-2009, 01:11 PM

Ask and you shall recieve!

SiMpLe · 03-20-2009, 01:13 PM

That chick was right up my ally until she licked his eyeball - My first thought was GET S.T.D. A SANI WIPE STAT!!

SiMpLe · 03-20-2009, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK

Ask and you shall recieve!

That's last season

SiMpLe · 03-20-2009, 01:18 PM

http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionai...y-daves-return

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK

Ask and you shall recieve!

there was a brand new one last night babe. someone needs to chop it to show only him and what the staff says, no commercials or the other dating story that went on.

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simple

http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionai...y-daves-return

everyone has to watch this. This right here ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simple

http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionai...y-daves-return

if you don't piss your pants (or nearly) from laughter you are a pod person

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiMpLe

http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionai...y-daves-return

i have to stop everything and watch this trainwreck again. not sure my stomach can take it so soon, still hurts from laughing last night.

Tom_PM · 03-20-2009, 01:26 PM

Damn that girl he was set up with was something else. Let me just say this so that all the fans of the show can understand... my penis got up off the couch!

hahaa

WiredGuy · 03-20-2009, 01:27 PM

Damn USA only filter... eugh...
WG

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 01:28 PM

dammit, it doesn't show it, just gives the review of it. i am going to post a thread showing the next time it's on when i catch it

Jayvis · 03-20-2009, 01:28 PM

How about the older millionaire lady on last nights show? I wouldn't mind seeing more of the single ladies. She was pretty interesting.

Tom_PM · 03-20-2009, 01:29 PM

Bravo usually repeats a bunch of them in a row each weekend. It'll probably be on again right away.

DK · 03-20-2009, 01:37 PM

I saw it last night as well just couldnt find a youtube for it yet

The matchmaker is a bitch btw

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 01:37 PM

it's on again at 9pm Sat. (tomorrow) night - pacific time

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DK

The matchmaker is a bitch btw

i don't know how her employees can stand working for her. how bout when she was talking about herself giving the best the best blowjobs on the planet. she's single isn't she? no amount of skillz could make a guy put up with that bitch

SomeCreep · 03-20-2009, 01:46 PM

I can't watch those reality shows. They're so awkward.

Far-L · 03-20-2009, 01:47 PM

She might be a bitch but she is frigging hilarious and if she does give awesome blowjobs then that makes her completely ok in my book, after all good girls rarely make history or reality tv, right?

That whole bit comes off more like a spunking (pun certainly intended) of STD... frigging funny.

Juicy D. Links · 03-20-2009, 01:48 PM

http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionai...id-and-johanna

Deej · 03-20-2009, 02:06 PM

IM jealous!!!

I want to hang out with my good buddy Lyndsay!!!!

Pussycat, you better smuggle him to PHX !!!!!

Pete-KT · 03-20-2009, 02:09 PM

um ya ok

Davidstinator · 03-20-2009, 02:12 PM

I saw it last night... Johanna was a freak! I bet she licks the "brown eye" too.

There's no way I would go out more than once with her - no matter how hot her body was. Her voice annoyed me. There's so much more than just a hot body to consider in a relationship... voice quality is a big one. After all, if you're in a relationship, it goes well, you get engaged / married, when the wife turns into a nag.... you don't need her voice to annoy you too.

I don't think Sex Toy Dave is Gay Gay.... but he does seem to want to swing / swap.

I honestly think he's a bit kinky, and just burned out on the 18-22 y/o porn babes he hangs out with and has one night stands with... It can get old, you know.

On the first episode, Dave met a super nice gal (Harvard grad) but he blew it when she wanted to go out Saturday and he told her he couldnt because he was having a "party" at his house... and he didn't want to include her.

Dave's definitely conflicted... He's got the classic Madonna / Whore complex going.

He will for sure be back on the show b/c they get high ratings when he's on. I'm sure it helps Dave's PR too.

Imortyl Pussycat · 03-20-2009, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davidstinator

I saw it last night... Johanna was a freak! I bet she licks the "brown eye" too.

There's no way I would go out more than once with her - no matter how hot her body was. Her voice annoyed me. There's so much more than just a hot body to consider in a relationship... voice quality is a big one. After all, if you're in a relationship, it goes well, you get engaged / married, when the wife turns into a nag.... you don't need her voice to annoy you too.

I don't think Sex Toy Dave is Gay Gay.... but he does seem to want to swing / swap.

I honestly think he's a bit kinky, and just burned out on the 18-22 y/o porn babes he hangs out with and has one night stands with... It can get old, you know.

On the first episode, Dave met a super nice gal (Harvard grad) but he blew it when she wanted to go out Saturday and he told her he couldnt because he was having a "party" at his house... and he didn't want to include her.

Dave's definitely conflicted... He's got the classic Madonna / Whore complex going.

He will for sure be back on the show b/c they get high ratings when he's on. I'm sure it helps Dave's PR too.

very good observation

Dave's a nice guy, has always had a smile and a hug for me. I hope he finds that 1% of women in LA that are not GOLD DIGGERS. He sure got more laughs out of me in one hour than anyone has in a long time.

CuriousToyBoy · 03-20-2009, 07:06 PM

I never remember Dave being like that. "Interesting" to say the least.

Shame really.

2c

03-20-2009, 12:04 PM	#1
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	"Sex Toy Dave" on Millionaire Matchmaker last night on Bravo, 2cnd appearance Last night I watched Sex Toy Dave's second attempt on Millionaire Matchmaker, to find a wife, with my good buddy Lindsay aka Curious Toy Boy. All I can say is that: IT WAS A FUCKING RIOT!!!! WE WERE PISSING OUR PANTS OVER IT I don't even know where to begin except the beginning. The matchmaking team refers to him as "STD". Why did I never think of that with his nickname before? classic. That hardcore matchmaking chick pegs Dave so well. She hooks him up with this hot, horny bitch named Johanna or some shit. This is after he says he wants a chick that will be a great mom, have a degree, a successful job, smokin hot perfect body, not a party girl but will have fun, classy respectable type but, oh, also likes to swing. So the date goes like this (the second date, first one was laaaame): Dave starts by showing the hot chick how to dance on the stripper pole in the middle of his living room, stunts and all. he does them first, then helps her. Oh yeah, this is after she wants to go directly to his bedroom and he refuses. they go on a boat where she throws all her slutty moves on him to get him to fuck her and abuse her. he is so uncomfortable, we were uncomfortable watching it. slut says she's bored and wants to go home. So the team has to go back through the database and find less of a slut for him now. Dude, DAVE, you had nooooooo game my friend! That chick just did not do it for you I guess. but anyways, thanks for the roaring laughs, you made our night __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

03-20-2009, 12:12 PM	#4
avalanche Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,922	I was dying when I saw that! She wanted to nail him right there on the gondola! She was licking his eye ball damnit! __________________ Avalanche CherryPimps - Daily Pornstars, LIVE and more!

03-20-2009, 12:16 PM	#8
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	Haha I saw that show too. __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

03-20-2009, 12:18 PM	#11
bobby666 boots are my religion Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Heart of europe Posts: 21,765	seems as i have missed something __________________

03-20-2009, 12:19 PM	#12
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,479	Video link? WG __________________ I play with Google.

03-20-2009, 12:09 PM	#2
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,264	damn I only aught a few minutes of it. Bet it will be on this weekend.

03-20-2009, 12:11 PM	#3
O MARINA I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: internet Posts: 13,795	what how did i miss this where is Lindsay

03-20-2009, 12:13 PM	#5
jmk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,391	Yeah saw it....

03-20-2009, 12:15 PM	#6
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I saw it, He might be gay and in denial.

03-20-2009, 12:15 PM	#7
ManuteBol Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 640	When do you think he's going to come out of the closet? I'm hoping the reunion show.

03-20-2009, 12:24 PM	#14
collegeboobies So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,644	haha thats funny.. i saw the 1st one...

03-20-2009, 12:40 PM	#16
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Dang I missed it. So I guess there will be a 3rd appearance ;) __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

03-20-2009, 01:08 PM	#19
Reak AGV Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Unknown Posts: 4,283	I would love to see that episode __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!

03-20-2009, 01:11 PM	#20
DK Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Escazu' Costa Rica Posts: 1,273	Ask and you shall recieve! __________________ skype: romeoblu

03-20-2009, 01:13 PM	#21
SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	That chick was right up my ally until she licked his eyeball - My first thought was GET S.T.D. A SANI WIPE STAT!! __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

03-20-2009, 01:18 PM	#23
SiMpLe Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Porn Central - California Posts: 3,221	http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionai...y-daves-return __________________ Sean Holland Vice President OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET) SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com 888-775-1500

03-20-2009, 01:26 PM	#28
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Damn that girl he was set up with was something else. Let me just say this so that all the fans of the show can understand... my penis got up off the couch! hahaa __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

03-20-2009, 01:27 PM	#29
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,479	Damn USA only filter... eugh... WG __________________ I play with Google.

03-20-2009, 01:28 PM	#30
Imortyl Pussycat Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cali Posts: 5,449	dammit, it doesn't show it, just gives the review of it. i am going to post a thread showing the next time it's on when i catch it __________________ Julie Larson julie {at} juicyads.com skype: imortylpussycat Buy & Sell Ads on The Most Sexy Advertising Network on the Planet available ad spots \| sign up now

03-20-2009, 01:28 PM	#31
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,427	How about the older millionaire lady on last nights show? I wouldn't mind seeing more of the single ladies. She was pretty interesting.

03-20-2009, 01:29 PM	#32
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Bravo usually repeats a bunch of them in a row each weekend. It'll probably be on again right away. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

03-20-2009, 01:37 PM	#33
DK Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Escazu' Costa Rica Posts: 1,273	I saw it last night as well just couldnt find a youtube for it yet The matchmaker is a bitch btw __________________ skype: romeoblu

03-20-2009, 01:46 PM	#36
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	I can't watch those reality shows. They're so awkward. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

03-20-2009, 01:47 PM	#37
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,065	She might be a bitch but she is frigging hilarious and if she does give awesome blowjobs then that makes her completely ok in my book, after all good girls rarely make history or reality tv, right? That whole bit comes off more like a spunking (pun certainly intended) of STD... frigging funny. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

03-20-2009, 01:48 PM	#38
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionai...id-and-johanna

03-20-2009, 02:06 PM	#39
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	IM jealous!!! I want to hang out with my good buddy Lyndsay!!!! Pussycat, you better smuggle him to PHX !!!!! __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

03-20-2009, 02:09 PM	#40
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	um ya ok

03-20-2009, 02:12 PM	#41
Davidstinator Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SoCal Posts: 103	I saw it last night... Johanna was a freak! I bet she licks the "brown eye" too. There's no way I would go out more than once with her - no matter how hot her body was. Her voice annoyed me. There's so much more than just a hot body to consider in a relationship... voice quality is a big one. After all, if you're in a relationship, it goes well, you get engaged / married, when the wife turns into a nag.... you don't need her voice to annoy you too. I don't think Sex Toy Dave is Gay Gay.... but he does seem to want to swing / swap. I honestly think he's a bit kinky, and just burned out on the 18-22 y/o porn babes he hangs out with and has one night stands with... It can get old, you know. On the first episode, Dave met a super nice gal (Harvard grad) but he blew it when she wanted to go out Saturday and he told her he couldnt because he was having a "party" at his house... and he didn't want to include her. Dave's definitely conflicted... He's got the classic Madonna / Whore complex going. He will for sure be back on the show b/c they get high ratings when he's on. I'm sure it helps Dave's PR too.

03-20-2009, 07:06 PM	#43
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	I never remember Dave being like that. "Interesting" to say the least. Shame really. 2c __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com