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Old 05-15-2009, 02:18 AM   #1
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Half Full or Half Empty?

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Old 05-15-2009, 02:22 AM   #2
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For me the glass is not even half empty: It is COMPLETELY empty. Completely drained. Not even one drop left. I can't even see the glass actually, the glass has been shattered. There's no glass left.
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:23 AM   #3
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Old 05-15-2009, 02:23 AM   #4
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For me the glass is not even half empty: It is COMPLETELY empty. Completely drained. Not even one drop left. I can't even see the glass actually, the glass has been shattered. There's no glass left.
You're assuming I'm talking about a "Glass". ;-P
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:06 AM   #5
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Its like a life for me. You can't have the perfect one.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:12 AM   #6
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:15 AM   #7
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Neither, just the wrong size for the task at hand.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:19 AM   #8
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If the glass is half empty my beer will be done soon and it's time to fill it back up.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:45 AM   #9
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:10 AM   #10
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:12 AM   #11
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Nice...

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Old 05-15-2009, 11:39 AM   #12
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If the glass is half empty my beer will be done soon and it's time to fill it back up.
Ha ha yeah if my glass is half empty I have already ordered another so there is never a dry spell.
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:01 PM   #13
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Always half empty, gotta fill it up all the time!
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:11 PM   #14
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Neither, (the glass is) just the wrong size for the task at hand.

best response to this quandry EVER, i am totally stealing it

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Old 05-15-2009, 01:15 PM   #15
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best response to this quandry EVER, i am totally stealing it

Oh yeah? How about this:

If her mouth is half full, my balls are half empty.

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Old 05-15-2009, 01:19 PM   #16
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:31 PM   #17
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:45 PM   #18
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I took your glass and kicked sand in your face.
I took your sand in my face and jizzed all over the back of your head when you ran away with my decoy glass.
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Old 05-15-2009, 03:31 PM   #19
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When I eat I feel half full and after a dump half empty...
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