Who can honestly say they've never taken a Whore's Bath? - GoFuckYourself.com

Evil Chris · 06-12-2009, 09:31 AM

Any interesting stories on the subject?

JFK · 06-12-2009, 09:33 AM

Whore's are US

stickyfingerz · 06-12-2009, 09:43 AM

I tried to take one once, but the tub was bolted down REALLY well, and the plumbing too...

CDSmith · 06-12-2009, 10:58 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ore's+bath

I've scrubbed the pits, dick, and ass once or twice over the years, mostly while camping. Hey, YOU try taking a full shower in ice fucking cold glacial runoff. Not me, I'll take the whorewash over that every time.

GrouchyAdmin · 06-12-2009, 11:03 AM

What's a bath?

96ukssob · 06-12-2009, 11:04 AM

ive done this a few times.

one in particular... i went over to a friends place to hang out and didnt shower that day, planned on doing it before we went out. we got to drunk and decided to go to a bar where i started to hook up with this girl.

we went back to her place and i realized that i didnt shower and I knew that i stunk, so i looked around and found some baby wipes and used them as a quick fixer-upper

now, i always make sure that i shower before going anywhere

hypedough · 06-12-2009, 11:29 AM

Holy shit thank god for the Urban Dictionary for this one.

PR_Sebas · 06-12-2009, 01:04 PM

Gotta love Urban Dictionary.

DaddyHalbucks · 06-12-2009, 01:09 PM

Cologne sometimes works, in a pinch.

DWB · 06-12-2009, 01:10 PM

I've taken plenty. Plenty of places where I've stayed in the world with frigid water and you can only stand a few seconds in it.

pornguy · 06-12-2009, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Cologne sometimes works, in a pinch.

Not on the balls it dont.

martinsc · 06-12-2009, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

Holy shit thank god for the Urban Dictionary for this one.

Barefootsies · 06-12-2009, 01:14 PM

Nope. Never have.

I always must take a full bath/shower before sex. Yes. I make them wait.

brassmonkey · 06-12-2009, 01:19 PM

hahahaha!!!

Bama · 06-12-2009, 03:34 PM

Every time you've ever heard a woman say "I'm just going to freshen up".... whore bath!

v4 media · 06-12-2009, 03:42 PM

Ladies love a yeasty nutsac, they just pretend not to.

bluemoney · 06-12-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

Ladies love a yeasty nutsac, they just pretend not to.

I just tossed the bread from my samitch

Supz · 06-12-2009, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I've taken plenty. Plenty of places where I've stayed in the world with frigid water and you can only stand a few seconds in it.

Hence, the nickname DIRTYwhiteboy

princess · 06-12-2009, 04:29 PM

Oh come on! everyone has done it at least once I'm sure.

Juicy D. Links · 06-12-2009, 08:21 PM

i just use cologne!!!!!!!!!!!!

sortie · 06-12-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by princess

Oh come on! everyone has done it at least once I'm sure.

People who never travel, go camping, play sports, serve in military or had two jobs probably haven't.

In other words, lazy people never get caught in a situation where they should do that
because they never get too far away from the fridge and bathroom.

Spunky · 06-12-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i just use cologne!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drakar is so early 2k

SBJ · 06-12-2009, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

Holy shit thank god for the Urban Dictionary for this one.

haha no shit! i thought it was when a girls squirts all over you

let me tell you that is a big suprise the first time when you aren't expecting it!! Ever since then i tend to ask girls before i go down on them if they are squirters

and yes i've taken plenty of whores baths back in my 2nd shift factory days.. In AZ i find myself showering 2 or 3 times a day depending if i go for a swim

Agent 488 · 06-12-2009, 09:57 PM

taken showers with whores.

Loryn · 06-12-2009, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ore's+bath

I've scrubbed the pits, dick, and ass once or twice over the years, mostly while camping. Hey, YOU try taking a full shower in ice fucking cold glacial runoff. Not me, I'll take the whorewash over that every time.

LOL I was just going to say that, anyone who has ever went camping has taken a whore bath!!!

Evil Chris · 06-13-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by princess

Oh come on! everyone has done it at least once I'm sure.

Hi Princess.... long time no see.

F-U-Jimmy · 06-13-2009, 08:44 PM

http://whoresofbath.com/blog/

LeRoy · 06-13-2009, 09:07 PM

I thought it was always called a "French Shower"

I dont stink much.. but Ive just done a quick wipe with a towel when I do a weekend bender

Socks · 06-14-2009, 12:09 AM

One time I was on a bus for three days, and since I have long hair it's extra important to get it washed, or you get the nasty greasy head feeling.. The bus was stopped at a station for a half hour or so, and it was raining hard.. I noticed a drainage pipe off the side of the station's roof had a nice runoff, so I called out to the people on the bus if I could borrow some shampoo and a towel... People were like wtf? So I told them I was gonna go have a shower under that gutter there... Someone "had a towel for that" :P

Was cold, but very, very refreshing.

papill0n · 06-14-2009, 12:46 AM

I rub kangaroo shit behind my ears, bitches love it.

voa · 06-14-2009, 03:32 AM

Never ever do that

Manowar · 06-14-2009, 03:36 AM

can't say i've ever done it

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