Spider in my house, WTF is it??? - GoFuckYourself.com

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 06:49 PM

Okay I don't know much about those fucker's, they call a Brown Recluse, except they jump and can fuck you up if they bite you!!! I thought I saw something on the ground turned away from it, then saw Lars sniffing at something and there was this beast. I thought it could be a brown recluse so I was trying to kill it with my arm the longest it could stretch, and trust me my arm grew 5 fucking inches when I killed the bastard!!!

Luckily I didn't smash the front of it, so I decided to snap a pic, and I thought maybe one of you would know wtf it is. I know there are several spiders that look like a recluse so I am not sure. If it is a brown recluse I am calling the bug people and having them spray my whole house inside and out TOMORROW!!!

Looking at these pics makes my skin crawl. I am not afraid of spiders, BUT jumping spiders will make me scream like a little girl, which is hard to do!!! haha

Large spider pic for those who want to look closer!!! haha

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cherrylula · 06-19-2009, 06:52 PM

yuck creepy looking, no idea what it is.

WiredGuy · 06-19-2009, 06:53 PM

If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
WG

Xrated J · 06-19-2009, 06:53 PM

wolf spider, not poisonous

D Ghost · 06-19-2009, 06:54 PM

Doesnt look like brown recluse... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

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wolf spider, not poisonous

yeah looks like wolf spider

brassmonkey · 06-19-2009, 06:54 PM

dying w0lf spider l0st his ass part

Zuzana Designs · 06-19-2009, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Xrated J

wolf spider, not poisonous

Yepper, I get those in my house too. They look scary! But I guess they are harmless. They still scare the fuck out of me though.

captain.g · 06-19-2009, 06:56 PM

Does not look like one to me. Here is the pic of one from Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Xrated J

wolf spider, not poisonous

I love you I hope someone is blowing you right now!!!

Jman · 06-19-2009, 06:57 PM

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ The Kid

Doesnt look like brown recluse... http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html

yeah looks like wolf spider

You too!!! hehe

Spunky · 06-19-2009, 07:02 PM

I don't have a problem with bugs as my kitty eats em up

qxm · 06-19-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

they are pussies .. what were u expecting?

saucygirl · 06-19-2009, 07:09 PM

Brown recluse are much smaller. Those wolf spiders do bite though.

Xrated J · 06-19-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn

I love you I hope someone is blowing you right now!!!

not yet but hopefully before the night is over

Yngwie · 06-19-2009, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
WG

you and me both.. Poisonous or not they must all die.

Matt Collins · 06-19-2009, 07:22 PM

Any spider that has the nerve to come into your house is clearly a liberal and deserves to die! Smart, conservative spiders respect property rights!

Ahhhhhh....a little political humor on a Friday night...

Matt

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Collins

Any spider that has the nerve to come into your house is clearly a liberal and deserves to die! Smart, conservative spiders respect property rights!

Ahhhhhh....a little political humor on a Friday night...

Matt

Now the little libby spider doesn't deserve to die for coming in my house, unless the little libby spider bites me, then I BLOW HIM THE FUCK AWAY!!!

PurrrsianPussyKat · 06-19-2009, 08:14 PM

Recluse have a fiddle shape on their back.

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Xrated J

not yet but hopefully before the night is over

Tell her your latest girlfriend told you that she needs too suck your dick until her jaw hurts, or your explode in her mouth, which ever comes first!!!

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

Recluse have a fiddle shape on their back.

Good to know, thank you, I couldn't tell from the pics on the net!!!

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by saucygirl

Brown recluse are much smaller. Those wolf spiders do bite though.

As long as it is not poisonous I am okay with that!!!

punker barbie · 06-19-2009, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

my ex roommate had to 2 cats when i lived in arizona and those stupid kitties would never kill scorpions. we'd find it least 4 a year.

punker barbie · 06-19-2009, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

Okay I don't know much about those fucker's, they call a Brown Recluse, except they jump and can fuck you up if they bite you!!! I thought I saw something on the ground turned away from it, then saw Lars sniffing at something and there was this beast. I thought it could be a brown recluse so I was trying to kill it with my arm the longest it could stretch, and trust me my arm grew 5 fucking inches when I killed the bastard!!!

Luckily I didn't smash the front of it, so I decided to snap a pic, and I thought maybe one of you would know wtf it is. I know there are several spiders that look like a recluse so I am not sure. If it is a brown recluse I am calling the bug people and having them spray my whole house inside and out TOMORROW!!!

Looking at these pics makes my skin crawl. I am not afraid of spiders, BUT jumping spiders will make me scream like a little girl, which is hard to do!!! haha

Large spider pic for those who want to look closer!!! haha

.

i would have cried like a baby and had someone come over to kill it. yikes.

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

my ex roommate had to 2 cats when i lived in arizona and those stupid kitties would never kill scorpions. we'd find it least 4 a year.

Kitties need a spankin'!!! haha

Love your avatar!!!

RyuLion · 06-19-2009, 08:30 PM

cook it till its crunchy..

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 08:32 PM

You know, I feel bad now!!!

if I knew it was a wolfy spider I would have scooped him up on a piece of paper and put him outside to eat bugs!!!

If my kitty saw him it would have been dead in a second, well not true, he would have trapped it and then toyed with the poor things for hours. He is a little sadistic bastards!!!

Loryn · 06-19-2009, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

cook it till its crunchy..

Is that a Mexican thing???

Elli · 06-19-2009, 09:10 PM

Scary stuff, Loryn! Yikes!

MediaGuy · 06-19-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

My cats are afraid of spiders... Very dissapointing I must say.

Ahahahahah poor you... I could walk around with my cats in my hands like guns and they GRAB and eat the friggin flies and spiders out of thin air!

But you're better off with spiders... natural enemies to cockroaches so if you have 'em, your roach motel will keep that vacancy sign on full time...

[and I don't know what that fucking thing is but its scary as hell]

:D

Agent 488 · 06-19-2009, 10:04 PM

yes if you get those things they wait until you are sleeping then jump onto you, crawl around in your hair for a bit then bite you. you should call an exterminator.

Supz · 06-19-2009, 10:16 PM

It looks scary, is it going to eat the pubes it is standing on top of?

Almost Evil · 06-19-2009, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

If my kitty saw him it would have been dead in a second, well not true, he would have trapped it and then toyed with the poor things for hours. He is a little sadistic bastards!!!

Thats exactly what my cat does. For hours! Its semi entertaining for me, too. (does that make me sadistic? heh)

Xrated J · 06-19-2009, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

Tell her your latest girlfriend told you that she needs too suck your dick until her jaw hurts, or your explode in her mouth, which ever comes first!!!

i like your style

papill0n · 06-19-2009, 10:46 PM

you have more chance of dying from a fucking north korean missile strike than a spider bite

Mr Pheer · 06-19-2009, 10:46 PM

Yep its a wolf spider, its common here and they can get pretty big. Creepy but not dangerous at all.

You dont have to worry about a brown recluse in Nevada, just the black widows and the less dangerous desert recluse which looks like this:

2012 · 06-20-2009, 12:13 AM

that's a Bulgarian "needlenosed" gland leecher

bobby666 · 06-20-2009, 03:21 AM

that doesn't look tasty

dirtymind · 06-20-2009, 04:33 AM

damn that is one spider i don't like to meet. i am not afraid of them at all. but they are just so ugly. My cats would have field trip with a spider like that. They are still young so the change for the spider to escape is great. Got to train my cats better. lol

Scott McD · 06-20-2009, 04:35 AM

Holy shit !!!!!

Drake · 06-20-2009, 05:02 AM

I've forwarded this thread to PETA.

mrwilson · 06-20-2009, 05:21 AM

What a beautiful creature!

RyuLion · 06-20-2009, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

Is that a Mexican thing???

Nooooooooo..

Manowar · 06-20-2009, 07:28 AM

dear god that thing is fucking scary

digifan · 06-20-2009, 07:49 AM

Just a spider, I have some around but they don't bite me.

Walter Gropius · 06-20-2009, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

I've forwarded this thread to PETA.

Is that desert one the one that gives off a numbing substance when it bites you? I've heard the guys in Iraq and Afghanistan have to be careful of them - apparently they get you while you sleep, eat away at you from the foot upwards and, because of the numbing substance, you don't feel a thing. Then you wake up in the morning with half a leg or something!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-20-2009, 08:40 AM

you killed a totally harmless spider. congrats.

now watch for karma biting you in the ass.

Shap · 06-20-2009, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If I saw that thing in my house I'd be checking into the four seasons until an exterminator comes and nukes the whole place.
WG

Exactly what I would do. If the market was better I'd put the house up for sale lol

CDSmith · 06-20-2009, 09:03 AM

If I ever saw something like that in my house I would

a. shit myself

b. go all Jack Bauer on it with a baseball bat, chair, giant can of RAID, or anything else within reach.

(not necessarily in that order) (in fact I might shit myself twice) (once before going all Jack Bauer, and once after)

Luckily I have electronic devices installed in every level of my home that emits a signal that drives such critters away and keeps them from entering the premises.

Sosa · 06-20-2009, 09:45 AM

good ole wolf spiders. We get them in the fall quite often when the come in from the fields close to our house.

06-19-2009, 06:49 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Spider in my house, WTF is it??? Okay I don't know much about those fucker's, they call a Brown Recluse, except they jump and can fuck you up if they bite you!!! I thought I saw something on the ground turned away from it, then saw Lars sniffing at something and there was this beast. I thought it could be a brown recluse so I was trying to kill it with my arm the longest it could stretch, and trust me my arm grew 5 fucking inches when I killed the bastard!!! Luckily I didn't smash the front of it, so I decided to snap a pic, and I thought maybe one of you would know wtf it is. I know there are several spiders that look like a recluse so I am not sure. If it is a brown recluse I am calling the bug people and having them spray my whole house inside and out TOMORROW!!! Looking at these pics makes my skin crawl. I am not afraid of spiders, BUT jumping spiders will make me scream like a little girl, which is hard to do!!! haha Large spider pic for those who want to look closer!!! haha . __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD Last edited by Loryn; 06-19-2009 at 06:50 PM..

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	yuck creepy looking, no idea what it is.

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Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	You know, I feel bad now!!! if I knew it was a wolfy spider I would have scooped him up on a piece of paper and put him outside to eat bugs!!! If my kitty saw him it would have been dead in a second, well not true, he would have trapped it and then toyed with the poor things for hours. He is a little sadistic bastards!!! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	yes if you get those things they wait until you are sleeping then jump onto you, crawl around in your hair for a bit then bite you. you should call an exterminator.

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Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	It looks scary, is it going to eat the pubes it is standing on top of?

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Mr Pheer Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,462	Yep its a wolf spider, its common here and they can get pretty big. Creepy but not dangerous at all. You dont have to worry about a brown recluse in Nevada, just the black widows and the less dangerous desert recluse which looks like this:

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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	good ole wolf spiders. We get them in the fall quite often when the come in from the fields close to our house.