I got an email from the FBI! - GoFuckYourself.com

tonyparra · 08-07-2009, 11:34 PM

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been deposited with Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )
(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )

The total amount for everything is $200.00 (Two Hundred-US Dollars). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $200.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( SAMUEL OLIVER ) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:
CONTACT AGENT NAME: SAMUEL OLIVER
E-MAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]
You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $200.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $200.00 ONLY to Mr. SAMUEL OLIVER via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).

Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by the FBI Director- Robert Mueller, also below is the FBI NSB (National Security

FBI Director
Robert Mueller.

NSB Seal
Authorized Signature

NSB SEAL ABOVE
NOTE: In order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP, you are advised to immediately contact Mr. Samuel Oliver via contact information provided above and make the required payment of $200.00 to information in which he shall provide to you.

$200 and Ill have get $800,000 whoohooooo

papagmp · 08-07-2009, 11:38 PM

Well what are you waiting for - send ME the $200 and I'll forward it to the right people.

L-Pink · 08-07-2009, 11:39 PM

I don't know ... sounds sort of fishy to me.

PersianKitty · 08-07-2009, 11:40 PM

Wait till they come knocking on your door.. that's a fun experience.. NOT.

tonyparra · 08-08-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp

Well what are you waiting for - send ME the $200 and I'll forward it to the right people.

paypal or epass

PornMD · 08-08-2009, 01:17 AM

It must be legit because as we all know, FBI agents all email from addresses at sify.com, lol.

beemk · 08-08-2009, 01:19 AM

Quote:

E-MAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]

seeandsee · 08-08-2009, 03:59 AM

FBI told you i s legal :D :D :D

Gonzo Modeling · 08-08-2009, 04:02 AM

Sometimes I wonder what these people do all day..
I wonder how long it took someone to come up with all that?

jerryb · 08-08-2009, 04:27 AM

Why are some of you so lucky. The last one that I had made me wire $1500 to Nigeria. They said the funds transfer will be forthwith as soon as I pay another $1500 for International Trasfer fees. This came from their Super High Intensity Team (S.H.I.T for short) that handles this. They say I can spend the money any way I want.

WoooooooFUCKINGhooooooo! I'm rich.....

Oooops, not quite yet, they want another $1500 to pay the Ministry of Financial Money Transfers for their work.

Gotta go now.....heading to Western Union quick.

I can't wait.

piece

Jon Oso · 08-08-2009, 05:10 AM

I'm sure the FBI would pay you 200 bucks to have that email.

Fletch XXX · 08-08-2009, 05:48 AM

send it to the FBI not post it on gfy to make a forum money with your content

JamesK · 08-08-2009, 06:10 AM

Quote:

[email protected]

Bojangles · 08-08-2009, 06:13 AM

Sweet dude!

beta-tester · 08-08-2009, 06:50 AM

lol, i love em :D

Cyber Fucker · 08-08-2009, 06:51 AM

LMFAO!!! They are gettin better with every new day!

HighEnergy · 08-08-2009, 06:51 AM

What would you guess is the response rate on that mailing?

tonyparra · 08-08-2009, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerryb

Why are some of you so lucky. The last one that I had made me wire $1500 to Nigeria. They said the funds transfer will be forthwith as soon as I pay another $1500 for International Trasfer fees. This came from their Super High Intensity Team (S.H.I.T for short) that handles this. They say I can spend the money any way I want.

WoooooooFUCKINGhooooooo! I'm rich.....

Oooops, not quite yet, they want another $1500 to pay the Ministry of Financial Money Transfers for their work.

Gotta go now.....heading to Western Union quick.

I can't wait.

piece

good for you man...

tonyparra · 08-08-2009, 06:58 AM

All websites will be for sale once i gets my monies!

Its so easy 6 Steps:

1 Be alive.
2 WIN Lotto! You dont have to play to win just be alive! YOU could win!
3 Wait
4 Get you Lucky email!
5 Send monies right awaay!
6 Get Big check!

Im a balla now shortay!

baddog · 08-08-2009, 07:13 AM

congrats

Serge Litehead · 08-08-2009, 07:48 AM

get their western union info and then forward it to fbi/interpol

J. Falcon · 08-08-2009, 08:59 AM

I hate these fucks who do this.

SmokeyTheBear · 08-08-2009, 10:47 AM

i don't understand why they dont pay someone english to write a proper scam letter that isnt so obvious. Obviously it works or they would stop trying , so why not use some of the funds to pay for a real one. And why do they mention nigeria at all , its the biggest tipoff.

bobby666 · 08-08-2009, 10:52 AM

and did you shit into your panties?

LoveSandra · 08-08-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

100% scam

Raf1 · 08-08-2009, 12:16 PM

I actually got asked a few times about this stuff, by people who thought there might be something to it. Of course they were not really into computers and the internet was a riddle to them, but still, how stupid and gullible can a person be??

digifan · 08-08-2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp

Well what are you waiting for - send ME the $200 and I'll forward it to the right people.

Yup papa will do it for sure

digifan · 08-08-2009, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra

All websites will be for sale once i gets my monies!

Its so easy 6 Steps:

1 Be alive.
2 WIN Lotto! You dont have to play to win just be alive! YOU could win!
3 Wait
4 Get you Lucky email!
5 Send monies right awaay!
6 Get Big check!

Im a balla now shortay!

Look out, no checks just cool cash, lots of them.

Juicy D. Links · 08-08-2009, 12:23 PM

The FBI has a Lagos office?

Supz · 08-08-2009, 12:36 PM

these threads get gayer by the minute. everyone here gets spam a million times a day. congratulations on opening an email account

tonyparra · 08-08-2009, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz

these threads get gayer by the minute. everyone here gets spam a million times a day. congratulations on opening an email account

hater

brassmonkey · 08-08-2009, 05:01 PM

i get that like twice a month

Hentaikid · 08-08-2009, 05:20 PM

These existed before the internet, they used to send actual letters

sysk · 08-08-2009, 05:33 PM

"You can't cheat an honest man."

tiger · 08-08-2009, 06:10 PM

Make sure you send them your password and account information or they won't be able to do the deposit correctly.

08-07-2009, 11:34 PM	#1
tonyparra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: In your back seat with duck tape Posts: 4,568	I got an email from the FBI! Federal Bureau of Investigation Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division. Federal Bureau Of Investigation. Seattle, Washington. ATTN: BENEFICIARY This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check. Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been deposited with Bank Of America. We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following - (1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America ) (2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check ) The total amount for everything is $200.00 (Two Hundred-US Dollars). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $200.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram. In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( SAMUEL OLIVER ) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information: CONTACT AGENT NAME: SAMUEL OLIVER E-MAIL ADDRESS: [email protected] You will be required to e-mail him with the following information: FULL NAME: ADDRESS: CITY: STATE: ZIP CODE: DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER: You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $200.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910. This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $200.00 ONLY to Mr. SAMUEL OLIVER via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner). Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by the FBI Director- Robert Mueller, also below is the FBI NSB (National Security FBI Director Robert Mueller. NSB Seal Authorized Signature NSB SEAL ABOVE NOTE: In order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP, you are advised to immediately contact Mr. Samuel Oliver via contact information provided above and make the required payment of $200.00 to information in which he shall provide to you. $200 and Ill have get $800,000 whoohooooo __________________ High Performance Vps $10 Linode Manage your Digital Ocean, Linode, or Favorite Cloud Server. Simple, fast, and secure Server Pilot

08-07-2009, 11:38 PM	#2
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08-08-2009, 01:17 AM	#6
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08-07-2009, 11:39 PM	#3
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I don't know ... sounds sort of fishy to me.

08-08-2009, 04:02 AM	#9
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08-08-2009, 12:36 PM	#30
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