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JFK · 08-31-2009, 05:28 PM

I will lead off, by oct 28/06 expiry date

GrouchyAdmin · 08-31-2009, 05:29 PM

Dear god.

I have a bottle of Catalina, dated 'best by' 08/09. I don't like it that much, too sweet.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 08-31-2009, 05:35 PM

We eat a lot of salad, so none of it hangs around very long.

Honez · 08-31-2009, 05:43 PM

Oil and vinegar here so no dressing in the fridge

Sosa · 08-31-2009, 05:53 PM

Ranch that I just bought.

seeandsee · 08-31-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I will lead off, by oct 28/06 expiry date

goldfish · 08-31-2009, 06:06 PM

Last June(2008) I found stuff dated good until 2005 in my moms fridge... She said it was fine... EWWW!

lulu36 · 08-31-2009, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

I will lead off, by oct 28/06 expiry date

damn Jules.

May 09 - French dressing

Gerco · 08-31-2009, 06:07 PM

We make out own, both italian and ranch... so at it's oldest it's about 3 days.

Elli · 08-31-2009, 06:10 PM

dangit...

oh! I have 3 days left! Wooy!

MaDalton · 08-31-2009, 06:10 PM

i have used bbq sauce by accident that was 3 years overdue - i am still here. as long as it doesnt jump out of the bottle...

cherrylula · 08-31-2009, 06:22 PM

I make my own probably once a week, and we eat it all the time.

docputer · 08-31-2009, 07:36 PM

My mother always had all kinds of outdated stuff, from salad dressing to sour cream. Her oldest salad dressing was about 6 year old. She said that expiration dates were only there to sell product

JFK · 08-31-2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lulu36

damn Jules.

May 09 - French dressing

Well, I like mine well aged

Spunky · 08-31-2009, 08:10 PM

Blue cheese never expires,it doesn't have character unless it's three years old

Lace · 08-31-2009, 08:29 PM

We just bought some new stuff but just got rid of our Ranch which was a few months dated.

JFK · 08-31-2009, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

We just bought some new stuff but just got rid of our Ranch which was a few months dated.

funny thing is wouldnt have known shit except my daughter said , hey this tastes funny, then we started to check all the dates and low and behold

10 odd bottles going down the drain

potter · 08-31-2009, 08:48 PM

Italian: Nov 2009
Ranch: Feb 2010
Balsamic Vinegar: Mar 2011

RyuLion · 08-31-2009, 09:00 PM

None, Johnny always throws them away..

JFK · 09-01-2009, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter

Italian: Nov 2009
Ranch: Feb 2010
Balsamic Vinegar: Mar 2011

thats fresh

VeriSexy · 09-01-2009, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer

My mother always had all kinds of outdated stuff, from salad dressing to sour cream. Her oldest salad dressing was about 6 year old. She said that expiration dates were only there to sell product

which is the truth.. but damn 6 years?

hjnet · 09-01-2009, 02:10 AM

I recently found some corn-flakes that expired in 1978

munki · 09-01-2009, 02:16 AM

Found an unopened bottle of antipasto salad dressing made by wishbone, expiry 2006... we apparently we're not fans before even opening. Dressing... meet trash.

BV · 09-01-2009, 02:27 AM

i'm the food police around here, i run a tight ship!

on a side note, did any of you catch that new series "Hoarders" on A&E?

OMFG!!!!

This one lady hoarded food. OMFG I almost threw up.

BV · 09-01-2009, 02:30 AM

this lady http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/08/ho...oarders-video/

epitome · 09-01-2009, 02:31 AM

I just buy the packets from the salad bar now.

This thread made me gag though ... when I was a younger bachelor, I hard curdling milk sitting in my fridge on more than a few occasions.

To give you an idea how I lived back then, I also had an unopened box of new pots and pans sitting on the counter for NINE months.

Things are much different these days...

candyflip · 09-01-2009, 06:05 AM

I just dumped one with a 2007 date on it over the weekend.

Sucks too because it was tasty and they don't make it any more.

Phallus Fondue · 09-01-2009, 12:11 PM

all salad dressing in this house is made here. oldest we have is 3 days old vinegar with a couple crushed garlic cloves in it. we start a new one of those every other day and mix the oldest one up into a vinegrette for that nights and the folloing nights salad. somehow this is one of the most structured things we have in the kitchen.

media · 09-01-2009, 12:16 PM

At the tattoo shop I used to work at they had a dead leopard gecko in the freezer that had been in there for 5 years... it was pretty weird.. it was sealed in a ziplock back and was preserved pretty crazy.. almost like mummified..

We also had a mummified cat sitting on the top of that fridge.. the owner was kinda a freak.. eventually I threw them out.

Jakke PNG · 09-01-2009, 12:35 PM

I always make vinagrette myself, usually just enough for that one time. I can't remember the last time I bought salad dressing.

BlackCrayon · 09-01-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV

i'm the food police around here, i run a tight ship!

on a side note, did any of you catch that new series "Hoarders" on A&E?

OMFG!!!!

This one lady hoarded food. OMFG I almost threw up.

I saw that. "if not puffed out, i'll eat it" ugh...and the way she desperatly tried to save years old food was freakish.

JFK · 09-01-2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

I recently found some corn-flakes that expired in 1978

pics ??

Tom_PM · 09-01-2009, 01:52 PM

Thats funny because just last night as I shook some pepper onto my taters, I realised it was the same pepper I'd bought back in the mid 90's probably.

Just bought some new dressing though.

Persius · 09-01-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Oil and vinegar here so no dressing in the fridge

Salt + Pepper +lemon + oil and your good to go

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