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AtlantisCash · 08-29-2009, 09:43 AM

do they know Your job or how they call it?

Webmaster? internet Marketer? Pornographer?

What a else

AtlantisCash · 08-29-2009, 09:48 AM

sorry for the incorrect spelling btw. less time left to eat i will get better ;)

LiveDose · 08-29-2009, 09:54 AM

Usually, 'my daddy is a pimp or pimp daddy'.

clickhappy · 08-29-2009, 10:00 AM

I have a mainstream site too. When people ask what I do I just say "I do computer work".
If they ask more I tell them "I make websites, and I have a site about ______"
They usually stop there.

SilentKnight · 08-29-2009, 11:29 AM

Our daughters refer to my job as "he's a photographer."

They just don't know the specifics of what it involves.

Scott McD · 08-29-2009, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

If they ask more I tell them "I make websites, and I have a site about ______".

anal sluts

Iron Fist · 08-29-2009, 11:31 AM

Person 1 at work: "Can you show me your websites?"

Me: "Sure.. if you want to get fired today."

Person 1 at work: "Nevermind... fucking freak."

AtlantisCash · 08-29-2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Our daughters refer to my job as "he's a photographer."

They just don't know the specifics of what it involves.

She got any weird dialogue in School?

J. Falcon · 08-29-2009, 01:45 PM

Internet marketing.

wtfent · 08-29-2009, 02:07 PM

I hate when I tell people, I run some websites and a dvd distribution company and they ask me "oh really, what websites?" or "what kind of dvds?" So recently I've just been telling people I run a licensing company even though that is only like 20% of what i do but its just much easier.

TheSenator · 08-29-2009, 02:16 PM

I usually say I am web developer and do all sorts of jobs.

If they keep bugging me, I usually go all technical on them until its over there head.

I have a lot of mainstream stuff..................

The kids say I make Internet stuff.

ronaldo · 08-29-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Internet marketing.

Exactly what I tell people.

Although, my son will be 12 just after Christmas and I figure now's as good a time as any to get him making some real money. I'm gonna start him out slow and throw him onto GFY where he won't be out of place.

Phallus Fondue · 08-29-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Exactly what I tell people.

Although, my son will be 12 just after Christmas and I figure now's as good a time as any to get him making some real money. I'm gonna start him out slow and throw him onto GFY where he won't be out of place.

Sausage · 08-29-2009, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

Exactly what I tell people.

Although, my son will be 12 just after Christmas and I figure now's as good a time as any to get him making some real money. I'm gonna start him out slow and throw him onto GFY where he won't be out of place.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-29-2009, 10:28 PM

Purveyor of Fine Asian Smut, and I insist that they get the domain names correct, otherwise what's the purpose?

Oh wait...I don't have kids - prolly wouldn't be in porn if I did, LOL!

ADG

GrouchyAdmin · 08-29-2009, 11:39 PM

Thankfully, sweatsocks don't speak yet.

Loki · 08-30-2009, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

I have a mainstream site too. When people ask what I do I just say "I do computer work".
If they ask more I tell them "I make websites, and I have a site about ______"
They usually stop there.

That's my line as well, it has gotten a bit odd over the past few years though....

years ago when the monkey was younger (she's 9 now) she asked what I did and I would just show her some of the mainstream sites I did (food joints, clubs, local town stuff etc) but then I stopped doing those types of sites to do the porn full time, and over the past year or so it's gotten quite funny...

Monkey: Daddy, what do you do?
Loki: Well honey, daddy makes websites, like the one for the car dealership
Monkey: THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO! What do you do NOW?
Loki: same type of thing
Monkey: SHOW ME!

I show her the mainstream sites and again she calls me on the "timeline"

Kids.... gotta love um

-Loki-

AtlantisCash · 08-30-2009, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

That's my line as well, it has gotten a bit odd over the past few years though....

years ago when the monkey was younger (she's 9 now) she asked what I did and I would just show her some of the mainstream sites I did (food joints, clubs, local town stuff etc) but then I stopped doing those types of sites to do the porn full time, and over the past year or so it's gotten quite funny...

Monkey: Daddy, what do you do?
Loki: Well honey, daddy makes websites, like the one for the car dealership
Monkey: THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO! What do you do NOW?
Loki: same type of thing
Monkey: SHOW ME!

I show her the mainstream sites and again she calls me on the "timeline"

Kids.... gotta love um

-Loki-

Cute and Smarty Kid indeed

as of myself most people around know what sort of business i m doing and the rest know i build websites or do something with computers.

Yet i m not married, but always wondered What other GfYers do about it

ToplistBlog_Com · 08-30-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Thankfully, sweatsocks don't speak yet.

MetaMan · 08-30-2009, 07:10 PM

Professional Pervert

shimmy2 · 08-30-2009, 07:18 PM

kids dont need to know until they're old enough to rationalize whats up on some level. adults on the other hand, i'm straight up with and quit ducking everyones questions after all these years. its usually quicker than explaining some runaround story about you doing internet marketing and studio photography

sicone · 08-30-2009, 07:22 PM

My son knows I work on the internet doing websites. Doesn't know the specifics and doesn't need to at this time in his life.

Fukcdoll · 08-30-2009, 10:51 PM

My Kids think I'm writer, selling blogs and stories online n stuff.

And when I have a cam show or something, I just say,
"Mommy's in a meeting in her room with a buyer, so I'll need some privacey for a little while"

Luckily there's a lock on the door, so they don't see what Mommy's really doing!?!?

How could I possibly explaine that 16" Black Plastic Cock I'm wielding?
ummmmmmmmmm??????????

lol

mizmiz · 08-31-2009, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fukcdoll

My Kids think I'm writer, selling blogs and stories online n stuff.

And when I have a cam show or something, I just say,
"Mommy's in a meeting in her room with a buyer, so I'll need some privacey for a little while"

Luckily there's a lock on the door, so they don't see what Mommy's really doing!?!?

How could I possibly explaine that 16" Black Plastic Cock I'm wielding?
ummmmmmmmmm??????????

lol

Hot mommy

pornguy · 08-31-2009, 05:21 AM

I am an architectural engineer for the world wide web

IllTestYourGirls · 08-31-2009, 05:31 AM

I just follow Al Gores lead and tell people "I invented the internet"

Sarah_Jayne · 08-31-2009, 06:44 AM

Always keep at least one mainstream site to show people who ask what you do if they are the sort you can't actually tell. They will, of course, ask you how they can do it too but that can be easily enough deflected.

CaptainHowdy · 08-31-2009, 07:12 AM

I'm a signature model...

Fukcdoll · 08-31-2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz

Hot mommy

thnx

I Guess I'm just a MWLF (Mom WHO Luvs to Fuck)
lol

Agent 488 · 08-31-2009, 02:24 PM

vasoline and kleenx salesman.

_Richard_ · 08-31-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fukcdoll

thnx

I Guess I'm just a MWLF (Mom WHO Luvs to Fuck)
lol

Meeper · 08-31-2009, 03:38 PM

I just say internet marketing / web developer. That's the quickest way to get people to stop asking questions ;D

08-29-2009, 09:43 AM	#1
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Fukcdoll Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Toronto Area Posts: 211	My Kids think I'm writer, selling blogs and stories online n stuff. And when I have a cam show or something, I just say, "Mommy's in a meeting in her room with a buyer, so I'll need some privacey for a little while" Luckily there's a lock on the door, so they don't see what Mommy's really doing!?!? How could I possibly explaine that 16" Black Plastic Cock I'm wielding? ummmmmmmmmm?????????? lol

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