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onwebcam · 09-01-2009, 08:06 PM

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, ?Grandpa, can I have a beer?? Grandpa replied ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? The little boy answered, ?No Grandpa, It?s just a little pecker!? Grandpa said, ?Then you?re not man enough to have a beer.?

A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, ?Grandpa, can I have a cigar?? Once again, Grandpa asked, ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? The little boy answered ?no,? again. Grandpa said, ?Then your not man enough to have a cigar.?

A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, ?Can I have a cookie?? The boy asked, ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? Grandpa replied, ?Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!?

The boy replied, ?Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me.?

J. Falcon · 09-01-2009, 08:11 PM

Haha that was pretty good!

Spunky · 09-01-2009, 08:14 PM

Heh heh,that made me chuckle

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JP513 · 09-02-2009, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, ?Grandpa, can I have a beer?? Grandpa replied ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? The little boy answered, ?No Grandpa, It?s just a little pecker!? Grandpa said, ?Then you?re not man enough to have a beer.?

A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, ?Grandpa, can I have a cigar?? Once again, Grandpa asked, ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? The little boy answered ?no,? again. Grandpa said, ?Then your not man enough to have a cigar.?

A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, ?Can I have a cookie?? The boy asked, ?Can your pecker touch you?re ass?? Grandpa replied, ?Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!?

The boy replied, ?Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me.?

I laughed. Good one.

pornocruto · 09-02-2009, 04:32 AM

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The Duck · 09-02-2009, 04:48 AM

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TrainWreckContent · 09-02-2009, 05:35 AM

I heard another variation of that joke a while back....something about sandwiches.....I can't remember how it goes atm though

John-ACWM · 09-02-2009, 10:09 AM

That was really funny,thanks!

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Octopus · 09-02-2009, 11:23 AM

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themadwriter · 09-02-2009, 12:20 PM

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