Minefield around my property - is that legal? - GoFuckYourself.com

whee · 09-08-2009, 08:01 PM

I wish...

The other day my bike was stolen (only had it for 25 years) and now one week later my car were stolen too. The police found it in the harbour under 12 feet of water. Totally ruined! Not to mention it was fully gassed (100 bucks) and repaired two weeks ago (1000 bucks)

I wish it was legal to establish a minefield around my property.

Mr Pheer · 09-08-2009, 08:02 PM

You know what some black kid is getting this christmas?

Your bike.

Phallus Fondue · 09-08-2009, 08:04 PM

betcha insurance would be cheaper than a minefield.

~Ray · 09-08-2009, 08:05 PM

may want to consider moving.

/capt obvious

ProG · 09-08-2009, 08:22 PM

Buy a new bike, a shotgun, get naked, and bait the thief back in your yard. Then shoot him. It's like raccoons that get in your trash, you have to kill them or they will keep coming back.

whee · 09-08-2009, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

You know what some black kid is getting this christmas?

Your bike.

LOL

Nah, they deserve better. Was an old bike.

It pisses me they drove my little baby into the harbour. I consider it dead. Must look for a substitute now.

96ukssob · 09-08-2009, 08:30 PM

when i was younger, punk kids used to steal shit from peoples houses in our neighborhood.

my neighbor used to collect signs and animals and place them around her yard. well she got tired of people stealing them so she rigged up her yard with fishing line and rocks. if you pulled her ceramic rabbit, it would pull the fishing line and when you turned around, you would fall into rocks... well that was the plan.

turns out one of the kids ended up tripping on the wire, got his hand caught up and fell face first into the cement walkway... kids parents SUED the lady for boobie trapping her house and they won!

fucked up world we live in

whee · 09-08-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

when i was younger, punk kids used to steal shit from peoples houses in our neighborhood.

my neighbor used to collect signs and animals and place them around her yard. well she got tired of people stealing them so she rigged up her yard with fishing line and rocks. if you pulled her ceramic rabbit, it would pull the fishing line and when you turned around, you would fall into rocks... well that was the plan.

turns out one of the kids ended up tripping on the wire, got his hand caught up and fell face first into the cement walkway... kids parents SUED the lady for boobie trapping her house and they won!

fucked up world we live in

That's fucked up

woj · 09-08-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by whee

That's fucked up

indeed

trevesty · 09-08-2009, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

when i was younger, punk kids used to steal shit from peoples houses in our neighborhood.

my neighbor used to collect signs and animals and place them around her yard. well she got tired of people stealing them so she rigged up her yard with fishing line and rocks. if you pulled her ceramic rabbit, it would pull the fishing line and when you turned around, you would fall into rocks... well that was the plan.

turns out one of the kids ended up tripping on the wire, got his hand caught up and fell face first into the cement walkway... kids parents SUED the lady for boobie trapping her house and they won!

fucked up world we live in

wow that's fucked up

09-08-2009, 08:01 PM	#1
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ProG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,319	Buy a new bike, a shotgun, get naked, and bait the thief back in your yard. Then shoot him. It's like raccoons that get in your trash, you have to kill them or they will keep coming back. __________________ History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

09-08-2009, 08:30 PM	#7
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	when i was younger, punk kids used to steal shit from peoples houses in our neighborhood. my neighbor used to collect signs and animals and place them around her yard. well she got tired of people stealing them so she rigged up her yard with fishing line and rocks. if you pulled her ceramic rabbit, it would pull the fishing line and when you turned around, you would fall into rocks... well that was the plan. turns out one of the kids ended up tripping on the wire, got his hand caught up and fell face first into the cement walkway... kids parents SUED the lady for boobie trapping her house and they won! fucked up world we live in __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

09-08-2009, 08:02 PM	#2
Mr Pheer Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,483	You know what some black kid is getting this christmas? Your bike.

09-08-2009, 08:04 PM	#3
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