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09-13-2009, 02:42 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Getting Back into Dating... Advice please...
As the thread says, Im getting back into dating after a small break... (Divorce)
Just wanted to know... If I take a pretty slim girl out on a date.... And I buy her a HotDog... Then she swallows it, in one go... Without chewing... Is this a good or a bad thing? Spanks! |
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09-13-2009, 02:46 AM
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Did she really swallow it in one go, or did she manipulate the sausage in her mouth backwards and forwards for a while first, expertly? Better still, greedily?
Hopefully it was a happy divorce. They can go so horribly wrong... |
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09-13-2009, 02:50 AM
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She is going to puke it up when she gets home. It's much easier to get it up that way. An old bulimic trick.
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09-13-2009, 02:56 AM
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check dating sponsors
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09-13-2009, 02:57 AM
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09-13-2009, 02:59 AM
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You see, the fact that she shoved her hand under her skirt, and made 'rude' noises... Meant that I was kinda thrown, and am not totally sure... Thats why I am looking for advice... |
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09-13-2009, 03:03 AM
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09-13-2009, 03:18 AM
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Thing is, as stupid as it sounds... Im genuine on my question... |
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09-13-2009, 03:21 AM
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Too much deep throat is my only conclusion.
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09-13-2009, 03:22 AM
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I help you SUCCEED
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Sucked down a whole hotdog in one gulp? Could be that Asian woman that's always competing in those 4th of July hotdog eating contests...
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09-13-2009, 07:08 AM
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 Is her name Kobayashi? 
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09-13-2009, 07:09 AM
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See My SIG!
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does she weigh more than you? if not then yes its a good thing
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09-13-2009, 01:21 PM
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No... Her name is Julie.. |
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09-13-2009, 01:35 PM
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This thread has wings, I thought you meant dating sponsors like: Dating Gold at first though.
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09-13-2009, 01:42 PM
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Look... I'm sorry if this seems like a joke thread... But It isn't!
What should I do? |
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09-13-2009, 02:03 PM
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Keep looking, that broad sounds fearsome.
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09-13-2009, 02:07 PM
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working on my tan
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Probably had to suck a lot of cock to get that good ... you decide.
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09-13-2009, 03:31 PM
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Sounds like a keeper.. skull fuck her
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09-13-2009, 03:38 PM
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See the way I figure is, if she was so enthusiastic why didn't anything happen right then?
Also, this is weird shit. WTF? "Not 100% sure mate... You see, the fact that she shoved her hand under her skirt, and made 'rude' noises..." Paint us a picture of this scenario please!
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09-13-2009, 03:49 PM
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I'm dating your old wife, she says you are very small
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09-13-2009, 05:20 PM
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