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Old 09-17-2009, 08:50 AM   #1
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Dont ya hate when you are rubbing one out...
And the damb phone rings and you have to take the call with you pants down and your cock swinging in the air?

I got blue balls i think ...
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:53 AM   #2
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:53 AM   #3
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Don't you know enough to let it go to voicemail?

You can always call your boyfriend back later ya' know.
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:54 AM   #4
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Sucks even worse when the mailman knocks on your door delivering a parcel that you need to sign for...
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:57 AM   #5
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:59 AM   #6
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Don't you know enough to let it go to voicemail?

You can always call your boyfriend back later ya' know.
I am gonna now put em on speakerphone , and masturbate while talking...
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:01 AM   #7
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And the damb phone rings and you have to take the call with you pants down and your cock swinging in the air?

I got blue balls i think ...
I'm trying to picture it. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised? that will help me visualize
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:04 AM   #8
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answer the phone and start talking dirty! spice things up
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:06 AM   #9
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I'm trying to picture it. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised? that will help me visualize
circumsized , my glans is nice n pink and luscious
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:08 AM   #10
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:13 AM   #11
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I put it on silence... it helps sometimes
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:44 AM   #12
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Depends on who's calling, sometimes I just answer and keep going.
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Old 09-17-2009, 10:49 AM   #13
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tell A1R3K to call back
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:04 AM   #14
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lol ever heard of voicemail
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:06 AM   #15
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It's even worse when it's your mom, and worse still when you don't stop jerking. You're like, "Omg I'm touching my dick while my mom is talking about garage sales". Fucked up shit
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:08 AM   #16
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Damnit Juicy just don't answer next time.. Im hanging up now...
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:40 AM   #17
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Phone you can ignore but when Fedex keeps ringing the doorbell for 5 mins. to deliver a book from amazon.com it's a little harder
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:45 AM   #18
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Sucks even worse when the mailman knocks on your door delivering a parcel that you need to sign for...
You mean for the guy you give the pen back to and who is unaware?
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:46 AM   #19
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Damnit Juicy just don't answer next time.. Im hanging up now...
Did you have a stroke? What's wrong with your face?
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:52 AM   #20
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:19 PM   #21
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Phone you can ignore but when Fedex keeps ringing the doorbell for 5 mins. to deliver a book from amazon.com it's a little harder
FedEx actually waits for you to answer the door?
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:31 PM   #22
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Just put your cellphone in vibration mode and stuff it up your ass.

You'll have the best orgasm of your life when someone calls you.
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:35 PM   #23
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:46 PM   #24
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The other day my dog busted into my office barking just as I was shooting my load. Not fun. bad dog.
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Old 09-17-2009, 01:05 PM   #25
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FedEx actually waits for you to answer the door?
He went to my neighbours house to ring the door and they said I was at home because they saw my car out front so he came back...

At our office we have a Fedex GIRL normally who's really is a cute blond MILF.
Remind me to take a pic of her next time with the Iphone.
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Old 09-17-2009, 05:04 PM   #26
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Did you have a stroke? What's wrong with your face?
Anytime you wanna post up your real pics Ill be glad to compare. lol Nameless fake nicks are always the best looking people on the planet.
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You should be able to do both things at the same time by now...
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Old 09-18-2009, 05:25 AM   #28
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You should be able to do both things at the same time by now...
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:34 AM   #29
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Good thing no one rang the door.
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