Fleshlight Draws First Blood with Vampire Release - GoFuckYourself.com

Fleshlight Team · 10-23-2009, 02:55 PM

Fleshlight®, makers of the #1 selling line of male sex toys in the world just released the first ever fully functional vampire themed sex toys for men. These newest releases in the Sex in a Can product line, ?Succu Dry?, and ?Count Cockula? feature a fanged mouth orifice, unique custom texture, slightly pale color, and artwork from renowned illustrator Hydro74. In addition, world famous burlesque and fetish model Masuimi Max has signed on as the official ?Succu Dry? promotional model.

?With recent television and box office success, the vampire fantasy has become a very real fantasy for millions of people. We at Fleshlight have been providing men an outlet for their fantasies since our founding, so it is only fitting that we continue to do so with this fantasy, which until now, has been completely unattainable,? remarked CEO Steve Shubin.

These special edition units will retail at $54.95, but with an introductory offer at $44.95. You can view the ?Succu Dry? experience at www.SuccuDry.com and the ?Count Cockula? experience on www.Fleshjack.com.

marketsmart · 10-23-2009, 02:58 PM

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Kevin Cunningham · 10-23-2009, 02:59 PM

Good stuff FL. Like it.

Loch · 10-23-2009, 03:00 PM

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fatfoo · 10-23-2009, 03:04 PM

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Persius · 10-23-2009, 03:10 PM

Innovative!

Great time to monetize on the vampire trend!

Naechy · 10-23-2009, 03:59 PM

What a nice idea

Sands · 10-23-2009, 04:48 PM

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XMaster · 10-23-2009, 05:11 PM

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BigRod · 10-23-2009, 05:15 PM

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Fleshlight Team Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 197	Fleshlight Draws First Blood with Vampire Release Fleshlight®, makers of the #1 selling line of male sex toys in the world just released the first ever fully functional vampire themed sex toys for men. These newest releases in the Sex in a Can product line, ?Succu Dry?, and ?Count Cockula? feature a fanged mouth orifice, unique custom texture, slightly pale color, and artwork from renowned illustrator Hydro74. In addition, world famous burlesque and fetish model Masuimi Max has signed on as the official ?Succu Dry? promotional model. ?With recent television and box office success, the vampire fantasy has become a very real fantasy for millions of people. We at Fleshlight have been providing men an outlet for their fantasies since our founding, so it is only fitting that we continue to do so with this fantasy, which until now, has been completely unattainable,? remarked CEO Steve Shubin. These special edition units will retail at $54.95, but with an introductory offer at $44.95. You can view the ?Succu Dry? experience at www.SuccuDry.com and the ?Count Cockula? experience on www.Fleshjack.com. __________________ FNCash - Promote Fleshlight, the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World! www.fncash.com

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