1 thing that sucks about marriage - GoFuckYourself.com

Andy CHOOPA · 10-22-2009, 08:08 PM

Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

Sosa · 10-22-2009, 08:12 PM

More then one tv in the house?

Andy CHOOPA · 10-22-2009, 08:15 PM

Haha I'll have to look into that.

HandballJim · 10-22-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA

Haha I'll have to look into that.

me too, I wanted to watch baseball and sons of anarchy...she wanted to watch japanese comedy shows on dvd...in japanese.

So she went to bed early pissed.

Deej · 10-22-2009, 08:18 PM

divorce?

Loch · 10-22-2009, 08:20 PM

dude that has NADA to do with marriage, thats after 1 year of dating !!!

Andy CHOOPA · 10-22-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

divorce?

Lol now that is hardball.

raven1083 · 10-22-2009, 08:35 PM

...is when you realized that you're falling out of love

Spunky · 10-22-2009, 08:43 PM

I can't fap if she's watching me

HandballJim · 10-22-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

divorce?

Hell no, the wife is an investment, I paid for some of her college, and now she makes double what I make....cooks...cleans...and loves doing laundry. Plus a sexy Asian 9 years younger then me.

uno · 10-22-2009, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

dude that has NADA to do with marriage, thats after 1 year of dating !!!

I've been doing that since the first few weeks of going out.

CYF · 10-22-2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

Hell no, the wife is an investment, I paid for some of her college, and now she makes double what I make....cooks...cleans...and loves doing laundry. Plus a sexy Asian 9 years younger then me.

that's the way to do it

HandballJim · 10-22-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF

that's the way to do it

Oh, and I forgot to mention she works 13 - 12 hour night shifts a month, so I do whatever the fuck I want on those nights. In fact let me go check out some free porn on some tubes.

MichelleB · 10-22-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA

Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

Umm that's what I do. LOL

Loch · 10-22-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

I've been doing that since the first few weeks of going out.

She must be hot

CYF · 10-22-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

Oh, and I forgot to mention she works 13 - 12 hour night shifts a month, so I do whatever the fuck I want on those nights. In fact let me go check out some free porn on some tubes.

trevesty · 10-22-2009, 10:21 PM

You've reminded me once again to not get married, my friend. haha

fatfoo · 10-22-2009, 10:23 PM

Marriage sucks in the way that you are locked in, and there are less freedoms. Also, it sucks when a spouse takes half the money away in a divorce.

uno · 10-22-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

She must be hot

Sent you an icq.

will76 · 10-22-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA

Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

there is only 1 thing ?

Loch · 10-22-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

Sent you an icq.

And you sir can send me stuff like that anytime lol

uno · 10-22-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

And you sir can send me stuff like that anytime lol

Sure! I'll toss you a login/pass when her site is up.

After Shock Media · 10-22-2009, 10:36 PM

Answer to thread title:
Your wife no longer does unless it is your birthday.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-22-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA

Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

I'm always on the computer so I let her watch whatever she wants. or I'm out in the Garage wrenching on something.

comeplay · 10-22-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Answer to thread title:
Your wife no longer does ___(insert_anything)___ unless it is your birthday.

I saw a typo, don't worry I corrected it!

baddog · 10-23-2009, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

Hell no, the wife is an investment, I paid for some of her college, and now she makes double what I make....cooks...cleans...and loves doing laundry. Plus a sexy Asian 9 years younger then me.

I'm sorry, did you say "loves doing laundry?"

I've heard of chicks that liked to do a lot of domestic goddess types of chores, but I don't recall ever running across one that actually enjoyed doing laundry.

Does she do the whole starch and iron routine?

Major (Tom) · 10-23-2009, 01:57 AM

We usually find something in the middle like law and order, burn notice, natgeo, discovery, shows like that. She likes more of my esoteric tastes than I like hers. She can sit through star trek, but I can't watch a minute of the cooking channel, or those stupid house buying shows.
Duke

LiveDose · 10-23-2009, 02:01 AM

Haha you sound like a newlywed... But I understand what you mean.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-23-2009, 02:31 AM

Sounds like a problem with your marriage rather than marriage in general. We have two tvs in the living room..then if somebody wants to play a game and the other wants to watch something..no problem.

seeandsee · 10-23-2009, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA

Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

jesus b uy tv card, you can even watch it on PC :d

Raf1 · 10-23-2009, 03:25 AM

luckily I decide what to watch in our house... oh wait, we're still engaged, lol

lofasz · 10-23-2009, 04:04 AM

No the thing that sucks about marriage is spending the rest of your life wondering "why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"

MrMaxwell · 10-23-2009, 04:38 AM

Domestic Discipline..
Give it a try, sometime..
For one thing you'll be alot closer with her, secondly, while she's lying there with a warm red ass and girl cum drooling out of her (and sperm if you didn't put it down her throat) like a contented kitten .... snuggling up to you and making satisfied female noises ... you can probably watch just about whatever you want ..

SimonScans · 10-23-2009, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I can't fap if she's watching me

FFS, Man up and act like a porn guy!

10-23-2009, 05:23 AM

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BlackCrayon · 10-23-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

Hell no, the wife is an investment, I paid for some of her college, and now she makes double what I make....cooks...cleans...and loves doing laundry. Plus a sexy Asian 9 years younger then me.

Uh oh, next step for her is to upgrade to someone 'more on her level'...

anywho..I guess I lucked out with a girl who likes watching most of the same shit i do.

pornguy · 10-23-2009, 05:29 AM

No tv = better relationship.

$tandaman · 10-23-2009, 07:11 AM

good thing there is hulu

and newsgroups ;)

gornyhuy · 10-23-2009, 08:19 AM

Mine is waiting for her to go to bed so I can walk down the street and hang with the neighbors half the night.

andrej_NDC · 10-23-2009, 09:07 AM

Never had that problem...one TV is in the living room, another one in the bedroom, my office room and even one in the gym.

tranza · 10-23-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Loch

dude that has NADA to do with marriage, thats after 1 year of dating !!!

That is another truth!!! Lol

HandballJim · 10-23-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I'm sorry, did you say "loves doing laundry?"

I've heard of chicks that liked to do a lot of domestic goddess types of chores, but I don't recall ever running across one that actually enjoyed doing laundry.

Does she do the whole starch and iron routine?

no starch or ironing lol

It is something in her culture, they do laundry daily. I hide clothes so she does not wash them if I think there clean. It is like she has OCD when it comes to the laundry. In fact I might have to move or purchase an apartment that allows you to have a washer and dryer in the unit soon to make her happy...currently we have to walk accross the street. What sucks is giving up a place that only costs me 575.00 a month, a block from the subway, and 2 blocks from the handball courts I play at.

CyberHustler · 10-23-2009, 09:53 PM

Don't even get me started on marriage... that fuckin' bitch, I love her...

Iron Fist · 10-23-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim

no starch or ironing lol

It is something in her culture, they do laundry daily. I hide clothes so she does not wash them if I think there clean. It is like she has OCD when it comes to the laundry. In fact I might have to move or purchase an apartment that allows you to have a washer and dryer in the unit soon to make her happy...currently we have to walk accross the street. What sucks is giving up a place that only costs me 575.00 a month, a block from the subway, and 2 blocks from the handball courts I play at.

Is it the one on the left or right that had Laundry OCD in your avatar?

HandballJim · 10-23-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Is it the one on the left or right that had Laundry OCD in your avatar?

neither, the only pics of my wife are on facebook

But if I had to choose, it would be the girl on the left, she was hot in person...big tits and ass...and flirted with me. Most of the girls working in Japan dont pay you any mind, but this one was vibing with me even though my wife was with me.

cosis · 10-23-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA

Having to wait for her to go to bed to watch what you want to watch.

Luckily me and my wife both watch HGTV

jakethedog · 10-23-2009, 10:09 PM

I pretty much gave up even using the damn clicker .. between the kids and all "her" shows I might as well sit on here, and believe me .. there is other things I'd rather do .. lol

Spunky · 10-23-2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SimonScans

FFS, Man up and act like a porn guy!

She hates it when it's dirty Sanchez night.women can be so unpredictable

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