Woman Headbutts Security Guard then Pisses on him - GoFuckYourself.com

Bryan G · 12-02-2009, 03:38 PM

MUSKEGON COUNTY ? Marilyn Cole, of Muskegon, faces trial on charges of stealing goods from a local Wal-Mart store, then head-butting and urinating on a security guard.

Marilyn Cole
Cole, 35, waived her probable-cause hearing on charges of unlawful imprisonment, unarmed robbery and interfering with a crime report. The hearing had been scheduled for Tuesday.

Her alleged accomplice, Rashieka Stewart, 23, of Muskegon earlier waived her probable-cause hearing and faces trial on one count of unarmed robbery.

According to Roosevelt Park Police Chief Bill Regan, the women tried to steal merchandise, including make-up and curtains, from the Henry Street Wal-Mart on Halloween night.

Regan said the women broke away from a security guard who tried to detain them at the front door. The security guard ran after them and tried to block Cole from getting into the passenger?s seat of the car in which she and Stewart were preparing to flee.

Regan said Cole ?head-butted? the security guard, who fell backwards into the vehicle. The chief said Cole then sat on the man. He grabbed his phone and called 911, but Cole allegedly fought for the phone and then urinated on him.

Stewart drove away with the security guard still in the vehicle and Cole holding him down, according to the chief.

The incident ended when the women stopped in the parking lot of Acme Bedding Co., 660 W. Broadway, where authorities, still on the phone with the security guard, arrested Stewart and Cole

L-Pink · 12-02-2009, 03:41 PM

How embarrassing for the cop.

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xNetworx · 12-02-2009, 03:45 PM

WIN

lollololol

JP-pornshooter · 12-02-2009, 04:25 PM

urinated on the security guard.. man thats gonna scar the dude for life...
wonder if that is considered sexual assault?

Waddymelon · 12-02-2009, 05:55 PM

Guess the race.

themadwriter · 12-02-2009, 06:12 PM

what will they think of next!

DBS.US · 12-02-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Waddymelon

Guess the race.

onwebcam · 12-02-2009, 06:19 PM

I bet he was pissed.

421Fill · 12-02-2009, 06:21 PM

fuckin a that's some shit

Poindexterity · 12-02-2009, 06:51 PM

security guards do not have the right to do almost all of the things they were listed as doing in that report.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-02-2009, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

MUSKEGON COUNTY — Marilyn Cole, 35, of Muskegon, faces trial on charges of stealing goods from a local Wal-Mart store, then head-butting and urinating on a security guard.

Her alleged accomplice, Rashieka Stewart, 23, of Muskegon earlier waived her probable-cause hearing and faces trial on one count of unarmed robbery.

Thank goodness the Popo arrived before Rashieka pooped on the Wal-Mart security guard. That would not have been pretty.

Speaking of not pretty, here's a picture of Rashieka:

I'm sure it was alll just a misunderstanding.

ADG

Spunky · 12-02-2009, 07:12 PM

Damn she devils every one of them

xenigo · 12-02-2009, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

urinated on the security guard.. man thats gonna scar the dude for life...
wonder if that is considered sexual assault?

Not unless the woman was turned on by doing it.

If it wasn't a function of sex, then it wasn't a sexual assault crime.

Bryan G · 12-03-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

i bet he was pissed.

lol!!!!!

u-Bob · 12-03-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

I bet he was pissed.

Tom_PM · 12-03-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity

security guards do not have the right to do almost all of the things they were listed as doing in that report.

Indeed.. also it's stupid. I managed a store and one of the other managers ran after a guy who took off with a camcorder, ran maybe a mile. Rounded a corner and the thief had a gun in his face.

NEVER chase a thief outside!

This idiot should have had pencil and paper on hand to get the license plate and descriptions. Clearly these ladies would have done anything to get away.. anything. And for what? A shower curtain or some bullshit that idiots try to steal?

Bryan G · 12-03-2009, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

. Clearly these ladies would have done anything to get away.. anything. And for what? A shower curtain or some bullshit that idiots try to steal?

But it must of been a nice shower curtain! lol

Bama · 12-03-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

According to Roosevelt Park Police Chief Bill Regan, the women tried to steal merchandise, including make-up and curtains, from the Henry Street Wal-Mart on Halloween night.

I say take back the curtains... but let her keep the makeup!

Tom_PM · 12-03-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

But it must of been a nice shower curtain! lol

Enough material for three dresses!

LoveSandra · 12-03-2009, 12:13 PM

ahahahahahahahah
i love her

Wizzo · 12-03-2009, 12:16 PM

People of Walmart!

Scott McD · 12-03-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

MUSKEGON COUNTY ? Marilyn Cole, of Muskegon, faces trial on charges of stealing goods from a local Wal-Mart store, then head-butting and urinating on a security guard.

Why am i not surprised ??

joshll · 12-03-2009, 12:19 PM

Her pimp told her to do it.

whudup-yo? · 12-03-2009, 12:32 PM

one bad bitch

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Bryan G Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,338	Woman Headbutts Security Guard then Pisses on him MUSKEGON COUNTY ? Marilyn Cole, of Muskegon, faces trial on charges of stealing goods from a local Wal-Mart store, then head-butting and urinating on a security guard. Marilyn Cole Cole, 35, waived her probable-cause hearing on charges of unlawful imprisonment, unarmed robbery and interfering with a crime report. The hearing had been scheduled for Tuesday. Her alleged accomplice, Rashieka Stewart, 23, of Muskegon earlier waived her probable-cause hearing and faces trial on one count of unarmed robbery. According to Roosevelt Park Police Chief Bill Regan, the women tried to steal merchandise, including make-up and curtains, from the Henry Street Wal-Mart on Halloween night. Regan said the women broke away from a security guard who tried to detain them at the front door. The security guard ran after them and tried to block Cole from getting into the passenger?s seat of the car in which she and Stewart were preparing to flee. Regan said Cole ?head-butted? the security guard, who fell backwards into the vehicle. The chief said Cole then sat on the man. He grabbed his phone and called 911, but Cole allegedly fought for the phone and then urinated on him. Stewart drove away with the security guard still in the vehicle and Cole holding him down, according to the chief. The incident ended when the women stopped in the parking lot of Acme Bedding Co., 660 W. Broadway, where authorities, still on the phone with the security guard, arrested Stewart and Cole __________________ Bryan skype: bryan.glass3 \| ICQ 302999591

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