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12-19-2009, 04:19 AM | #551 | |
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12-19-2009, 04:37 AM | #552 | |
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From the index clicking the thumbs is an obvious next move which I'm sure most will take, but when I got to a page like this http://yessignals.com/PelvicTilt.html for instance, to be honest, I didn't even realize that I could click the girls for more information. Until I took a second closer look. Just a little bit of text would have cleared that up. |
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12-19-2009, 04:50 AM | #553 |
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Sleazy, you seriously need to wake the fuck up. Everything about this site is complete garbage. Design, coding, content, spelling and fucking literally every and anything else needed to make a website. How can you work in porn for this long and not fucking realize this? You seriously need to accept the fact that all of your "Friends" could give a fuck about you anymore, lied to your face with a smile and told you this site looked good and would do well.
Anyone with half a fucking brain and the ability to spend a few minutes browsing websites can see all of the problems with yours. I'm not even going to bother going into specifics about what's wrong. You've already made it 100% clear that you've got it all figured out and just need more $ to make this piece of 17 times used over tampon into a gold mine. Most importantly the biggest failure of this site is your inafuckingbility (prolly get less drama about that typo than "copywrite") to take constructive (Or any?) criticism, say thanks, shut your fucking mouth and learn from it. That's probably the exact reason your site looks the way it does. I'm sure your friends thought something like .. "Man fuck, if i tell him it looks stupid he's gonna get pissed off and bitch and moan at me for the next hour and probably call me stupid ... really don't wanna deal with that =/. I'll just tell him it looks good."Choker and Will76 have probably been your biggest "Friends" in this entire thread. A LOT better friends than the other fucking idiots who keep congratulating you on this piece of shit. I hope all of you people who are feeding Sleazy that shit as an easy out feel great about yourselves. How could you watch a "friend" of yours ruin himself like this? You're taking a man who's already bankrupt and encouraging him to go down a road that's only going to make his life financially worse. You're all bigger pieces of shits than this fucking site. Imo each and every fucking one of you owe him a personal apology and should offer him some sort of free service (jesus fucking christ, hopefully design) to make it up to him. Your theory that this concept is new and unique is ridiculous at the least. The "Idea" alone is definitely nowhere near good enough to carry a site in itself. This is going to take a well built/designed site just as much (if not more) as any adult site out there. You're gonna absolutely HATE this part ... The fact that you think the girls (porn stars being paid to pretend) in those videos are passing off real "Yes Signals" is beyond pathetic and makes me realize that you're probably the person responsible for it. My reason behind that is pretty obvious ... You are not a person who knows about how to pick up girls. You should NOT be the person in charge of deciding what a real signal from a female is. Your attempt is a slap in the face to the entire process of guys getting laid. Find an Alpha Male (You can Google that, like everyone who wants to learn about real signals will do for free.)to help you. Any man who has game knows how to turn a self directed insult into something good and keep moving forward with a girl. You've obviously shown in this post that you're very incapable of taking criticism and moving forward. Now ... your brain is telling you "this guy's a fucking idiot, what the fuck does that have to do with girls!" and that is EXACTLY why you need help. You seriously need to stop spending your time telling people how stupid they are for pointing out the OBVIOUS problems with your website and get some fucking work done on it. Here's my last idea for you. You're going to get 0 messages from me again in this thread, ever, so instead of replying to this message ......................... It's FUCKING COPYRIGHT U DIPSHIT. Go fucking fix it. This is one of the biggest disgraces to old school I've seen in awhile. |
12-19-2009, 06:58 AM | #554 |
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OMFG sleazy the fact you are going to rework like 90% of the site based on suggestions speaks volumes....
means you dont have a clue wtf you are doing... sheesh... ALSO, the right spelling is SEEN, not SCENE or SCEEN or whatever crap youve been typing you are a fucking idiot, people told you days ago to fix copyright, it will take 5mins, and you are here babbling along.. that first typo throws people off.. if i EVER go to a website and see COPY WRITE im not even proceeding.. get off gfy, and fix your site, you spend hours here everyday babbling when you could be fixing your site and learning how to spell
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12-19-2009, 07:07 AM | #555 |
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I wanted to write something but I see my girlfriend has a limp wrist. Need to go.
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12-19-2009, 07:10 AM | #556 |
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false alarm, she said she was only relaxing while watching TV
bdw what are you using for this site? Dreamweaver? Notepad? Also coding is terrible. Tables??? It's fucking 2010, get yourself a CMS. Get a free wordpress template, will look better than this. |
12-19-2009, 09:13 AM | #557 | |
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12-19-2009, 09:33 AM | #559 |
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12-19-2009, 09:38 AM | #560 |
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no, its real. It's not a joke or stunt.
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12-19-2009, 11:33 AM | #561 | |
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12-19-2009, 11:52 AM | #562 | |
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12-19-2009, 12:10 PM | #563 |
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who are you? It's really honestly starting to feel like you're stalking me......
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12-19-2009, 12:12 PM | #564 |
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What if a girl has your dick in her mouth? what does that mean?
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12-19-2009, 12:14 PM | #565 |
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He is a thief...according to FletchXXX and I think Choker also.
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12-19-2009, 12:22 PM | #566 |
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depends if she bites or not
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12-19-2009, 12:33 PM | #568 |
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well DUUUUU - tell me something I don't know....
idiot
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12-19-2009, 12:43 PM | #569 |
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well since you're making this so popular and stuff my upcoming site slutwhisperer.com should do very well. LOL
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12-19-2009, 01:12 PM | #570 | |
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12-19-2009, 01:18 PM | #571 |
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I think it's almost time to call Mr. Wizard.
What makes guys mad (since he won't speak again) is when they really are trying (in a rough adult wm way, BUT with good intentions) to give you guidance and you write em off with a one word sentance that is on the attack. hehe priceless.. ..as long as you aren't the guy getting written off. Got to burn people up. Prob took him a good bit of time and then the emotion, best part of the day to write that and yes Sleazy he does make some good points. Why make enemies. You have to be more like a car salesman and love everyone, Rather than the, f you I know what I'm doing guy. Paysites is a diff game. As an affil you can say anything and who really cares. But as a paysite op you want affils so why slam this guy. He may be a whale. Sounded like he knew his stuff. It's fun to read tho. Just some ramblings. No need to reply. |
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takes an idiot to know an idiot.
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12-19-2009, 01:25 PM | #573 | |
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dude - i'm always gona be 'Sleazy'... love me or hate me
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12-19-2009, 01:40 PM | #576 |
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you need a professional design.
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lol and you still havent fixed the copyright typo.. the time it takes to respond to ONE post is more than enough time to fix some stupid typos you have on there.. sheesh... ill laugh in 6months when this shit fails.lol oh well
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12-19-2009, 01:44 PM | #578 | |
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i redid the video page.... that look better? http://www.yessignals.com/Seduction.html cutting out girls for that page was becoming a nightmare and i'd never be able to get them acceptable... hopyfully later today the new join page will be finished... a lot on my plate....
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honestly, like really honestly.. the girls look like shit.
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long ass thread and lotsa trolling.
Personally, although PUA sites aren't anything new, this might work, who knows. There's people for everything and some people like this kind of ultra amateur look, however I don't think it will retain members |
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Scott,
Best of luck with it.
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But isn't that gonna deter affiliates since no one really wants to waste traffic on spelling mistakes. I agree it's funny but it's a joke that might be costing ya
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12-19-2009, 03:31 PM | #586 |
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Who did the design for Yes Signals? *
* I use the word design very loosely
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12-19-2009, 03:35 PM | #587 |
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i guess it wasn't a prank site. honestly i think a 1 page tour would work much better.
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12-19-2009, 03:42 PM | #588 |
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never ran a paysite so i can't speak from experience there, but when it comes to ctr and ads, i find the right side placement to be a truth. people read from left to right, if you want to draw attention to something, the eye movement is moving towards the right. so i can see this making sense for a signup too. the cursor positioning is true too, with the vast majority of people being right handed, the cursor generally tends to make movement towards the right with the hand naturally pushing the mouse outward...
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that makes sense.... but with a lot else on my plate it might be a while before i can do that
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I have a Big Penis, Sleazy should know this by now
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12-19-2009, 03:53 PM | #592 |
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it's a problem that's easily fixable with lube
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12-19-2009, 03:55 PM | #593 |
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Yup,
Two books that everyone should at least give a flip through. http://www.amazon.com/Designing-Web-...1263192&sr=8-1 http://www.amazon.com/Prioritizing-W...1263192&sr=8-2 They are starting to get a little old, but the principals stand the same. If you're a "webmaster" you should at least have some basic concept as to usability. |
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there is also something to be said about a join link getting worse ratios cause it gets more false clicks
but i'm of the school where ratios mean shit - show me the joins
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yet people go hundreds of pages on here about ratios....... you've scene it, I've scene it...it's sad really
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Well, as an affiliate they do stand as a good point for comparison between offers/products being promoted on your own traffic. If I'm running two offers on the same traffic, with one converting 1:10 and the other doing 1:100, it's obvious who I'm gonna drive my clicks at in the end. As somebody else's stats though they aren't much good for anything.
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if you are relying on ratios given to you by a sponser they will never be apples to apples. no one seems to get that. money in money out - only ratio that matters
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