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Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2009, 11:45 AM

“during the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.”

Wonder what happens if you gotta take a piss???????????

Spunky · 12-26-2009, 11:46 AM

They hand out bottles for you to piss in

frank7799 · 12-26-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Wonder what happens if you gotta take a piss???????????

The stewardess has to suck you off and swallow, which maybe will lead to a new niche. Pray that it won´t be a male flight attendant.

L-Pink · 12-26-2009, 11:51 AM

Just how does that do anything except make a terrorist push the button a little earlier?

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Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2009, 11:52 AM

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Just how does that do anything except make a terrorist push the button a little earlier?

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good point lol

L-Pink · 12-26-2009, 12:00 PM

And if you had the choice of sitting in a coach seat cramped by the fat guy next to you smelling the guy from India in front of you, listening to the kid cry across the aisle or fucking 79 virgins I'd punch the button as soon as we took off anyway.

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DaddyHalbucks · 12-26-2009, 12:01 PM

For every measure, there is a counter measure. Sounds like more "Feel Good" security which only inconveniences average folks.

Trax · 12-26-2009, 12:01 PM

totally useless... ridiculous to say the least

baddog · 12-26-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

?during the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.?

Wonder what happens if you gotta take a piss???????????

Have a link? This could eliminate any and all flying as far as I am concerned.

Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2009, 12:16 PM

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Have a link? This could eliminate any and all flying as far as I am concerned.

http://www.businessinsider.com/henry...lights-2009-12

baddog · 12-26-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

http://www.businessinsider.com/henry...lights-2009-12

I was following a twitter feed on the subject. Get the impression this may be for International flights only.

fmltube · 12-26-2009, 12:23 PM

All of these laws do nothing but hurt citizens in the name of protecting us from terrorists. Back when 9/11 occurred, Bush stood before the American people and pleaded with its citizens to carry on about their daily lives and doing anything other than would signal to terrorists that they have achieved victory. Then comes a bunch of bull shit laws that enabled the government to act just like the Russians during the Cold War. So liberties are sacrificed in the name of protection yet we still have the audacity to call ourselves a free country. Thank God Im moving to Amsterdam. Have they ever been in a war?

TheAmericanCannibal · 12-26-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

All of these laws do nothing but hurt citizens in the name of protecting us from terrorists. Back when 9/11 occurred, Bush stood before the American people and pleaded with its citizens to carry on about their daily lives and doing anything other than would signal to terrorists that they have achieved victory. Then comes a bunch of bull shit laws that enabled the government to act just like the Russians during the Cold War. So liberties are sacrificed in the name of protection yet we still have the audacity to call ourselves a free country. Thank God Im moving to Amsterdam. Have they ever been in a war?

No but their airport is the airport who didn't rescreen this alleged terrorist.
And is an airport that is used a lot by people flying in and our of Africa, Yemen, and a lot of countries that don't like us.

baddog · 12-26-2009, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fmltube

Thank God Im moving to Amsterdam. Have they ever been in a war?

You may have heard of WWII. If not, Google can probably assist you.

fmltube · 12-26-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You may have heard of WWII. If not, Google can probably assist you.

Im not as old as you so please understand when I ask I am referring to my lifetime.

fmltube · 12-26-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

No but their airport is the airport who didn't rescreen this alleged terrorist.
And is an airport that is used a lot by people flying in and our of Africa, Yemen, and a lot of countries that don't like us.

Great point and duly noted. Thanks. Apparently no where is safe.

baddog · 12-26-2009, 01:16 PM

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Im not as old as you so please understand when I ask I am referring to my lifetime.

Have I mentioned you are an idiot lately? Perhaps you have heard of the conflict in Iraq. Again, please refer to Google.

SBJ · 12-26-2009, 01:19 PM

yeah this sucks! I'm flying out on the 30th and I'm just glad my flight is first thing in the morning so security might not be so backed up..

baddog · 12-26-2009, 01:23 PM

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yeah this sucks! I'm flying out on the 30th and I'm just glad my flight is first thing in the morning so security might not be so backed up..

I am hoping this is an International thing. goodgirl flies out in a couple weeks and I was planning on flying back with her. I was going to wait to see how much of a hassle it is for her before booking my flight, but if you report back, that will suffice.

BTW, noticed you had IN as one of your locations. What part?

Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I was following a twitter feed on the subject. Get the impression this may be for International flights only.

I think its for domestic as well

SBJ · 12-26-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I am hoping this is an International thing. goodgirl flies out in a couple weeks and I was planning on flying back with her. I was going to wait to see how much of a hassle it is for her before booking my flight, but if you report back, that will suffice.

BTW, noticed you had IN as one of your locations. What part?

Ya Going to Tempe, AZ over New Years for a week and I'll try to remember to post if I get a anal probe with new security going or coming. I'd rather not say where I am cause of a stalker problem lol but I grew up in a city between Fort Wayne and South Bend Indiana..

Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2009, 01:42 PM

El Al has the best security , if anybody has been on that airline they know how good there security is

Spudstr · 12-26-2009, 02:01 PM

man, thats going to suck for flights less than 1 hour long...

fmltube · 12-26-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Have I mentioned you are an idiot lately? Perhaps you have heard of the conflict in Iraq. Again, please refer to Google.

Yeah, I failed to notice how the Netherlands lead other nations into an un-winnable war.

David! · 12-26-2009, 02:08 PM

Great, more useless rules. Now taking a piss will put you on the do not fly list...

RyuLion · 12-26-2009, 02:20 PM

Only in America..

trevesty · 12-26-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Have a link? This could eliminate any and all flying as far as I am concerned.

yep.. driving seems a lot more pleasant now unless going overseas.

ContentSHOOTER · 12-26-2009, 02:24 PM

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Yeah, I failed to notice how the Netherlands lead other nations into an un-winnable war.

Well said

baddog · 12-26-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Only in America..

Any chance these new "rules" will keep you out?

fuzebox · 12-26-2009, 02:51 PM

"personal belongings" is pretty broad... I assume that doesn't include books and magazines? Ipods?

Michael O · 12-26-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

No but their airport is the airport who didn't rescreen this alleged terrorist.
And is an airport that is used a lot by people flying in and our of Africa, Yemen, and a lot of countries that don't like us.

No Fly List!
Why wasn't this guy on it? Who's mistake is that?

american pervert · 12-26-2009, 03:18 PM

best way to revolt is to pass out ex-lax laced candy to people and let them all shit their pants the last hour of the flight.

L-Pink · 12-26-2009, 03:35 PM

Doing blow in the bathroom just got more difficult .........

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Oracle Porn · 12-26-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

El Al has the best security , if anybody has been on that airline they know how good there security is

BROsecurity in El Al... Jews can move on, non jews please come with us for the glove check.

Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

best way to revolt is to pass out ex-lax laced candy to people and let them all shit their pants the last hour of the flight.

american pervert · 12-26-2009, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Doing blow in the bathroom just got more difficult .........

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amateur. plastic bullets don't set off the metal detectors.

Barefootsies · 12-26-2009, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

For every measure, there is a counter measure. Sounds like more "Feel Good" security which only inconveniences average folks.

Correct.

If someone is willing to trade their life for yours, they have already won. They will go the distance, and there is more than enough chances to get you. There is not amount of security or feel good steps that is going to stop them, nor find them all before they get on a plane.

If it's your time to go, sit back relax and enjoy.

Barefootsies · 12-26-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You may have heard of WWII. If not, Google can probably assist you.

Tasty1 · 12-26-2009, 04:54 PM

Flying in 12 hours from amsterdam - to San Francisco on our way to vegas.
I don't need firecrackers, i have eaten so much, if i fart it will be dangerous.

But we are lucky it was a retard. i can understand they want people to be seated.
If the terrorist had gone to the toilet, nobody could stop him.
But nothing can stop a smarter bomber.

On Schiphol Amsterdam a undercover journalist could get to the plane of our queen and government, without any questions and put a fake bomb in it. That was 12 months ago and he did the same thing a couple of months later for the second time.

The Heron · 12-26-2009, 05:00 PM

Anyone that's flown knows how hard it is for the flight crew to get people to sit down normally (for turbulence, landing, etc). I kinda doubt they'll have more luck making people sit for an hour before landing!
Flew aer lingus and the flight attendant shit a brick when a russian kid filmed their safety speech, made him delete it and told everyone it was illegal to film them anytime... that was a new one for me.

Rangermoore · 12-26-2009, 05:07 PM

Says nothing on the TSA website about any of this...

http://www.tsa.gov/

Rangermoore · 12-26-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Correct.

If someone is willing to trade their life for yours, they have already won. They will go the distance, and there is more than enough chances to get you. There is not amount of security or feel good steps that is going to stop them, nor find them all before they get on a plane.

If it's your time to go, sit back relax and enjoy.

Juicy D. Links · 12-26-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangermoore

Says nothing on the TSA website about any of this...

http://www.tsa.gov/

give em a few days , the airlines some ef at least have already implemented this new "rule"

robfantasy · 12-26-2009, 05:59 PM

simple answer

muslim name = secondary screening

how the fuck hard is that

Rangermoore · 12-26-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by robfantasy

simple answer

muslim name = secondary screening

how the fuck hard is that

Barack Hussein obama

onwebcam · 12-26-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangermoore

Barack Hussein obama

And we don't even know who the fuck he really is and he's our President.

Michael O · 12-26-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

BROsecurity in El Al... Jews can move on, non jews please come with us for the glove check.

I have a friend that works on the West Bank for UN and he gets shit every time he passes in or out of Israel, they always try to give him a low number so he will get the big check but they are not allowed to do it so every time he has to tell them that they are not allowed and after that he gets a 5 which means he can pass through with no problems.

Juicy D. Links · 12-27-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

I have a friend that works on the West Bank for UN and he gets shit every time he passes in or out of Israel, they always try to give him a low number so he will get the big check but they are not allowed to do it so every time he has to tell them that they are not allowed and after that he gets a 5 which means he can pass through with no problems.

Even though he is with the UN he gets shit?

Worldnet · 12-27-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I am hoping this is an International thing. goodgirl flies out in a couple weeks and I was planning on flying back with her. I was going to wait to see how much of a hassle it is for her before booking my flight, but if you report back, that will suffice.

BTW, noticed you had IN as one of your locations. What part?

This article says its international flights.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...nerules27.html

Jman · 12-27-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

?during the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.?

Wonder what happens if you gotta take a piss???????????

We can all just start wearing a catheder

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Just how does that do anything except make a terrorist push the button a little earlier? .

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	And if you had the choice of sitting in a coach seat cramped by the fat guy next to you smelling the guy from India in front of you, listening to the kid cry across the aisle or fucking 79 virgins I'd punch the button as soon as we took off anyway. .

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fmltube So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 886	All of these laws do nothing but hurt citizens in the name of protecting us from terrorists. Back when 9/11 occurred, Bush stood before the American people and pleaded with its citizens to carry on about their daily lives and doing anything other than would signal to terrorists that they have achieved victory. Then comes a bunch of bull shit laws that enabled the government to act just like the Russians during the Cold War. So liberties are sacrificed in the name of protection yet we still have the audacity to call ourselves a free country. Thank God Im moving to Amsterdam. Have they ever been in a war?

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Tasty1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,504	Flying in 12 hours from amsterdam - to San Francisco on our way to vegas. I don't need firecrackers, i have eaten so much, if i fart it will be dangerous. But we are lucky it was a retard. i can understand they want people to be seated. If the terrorist had gone to the toilet, nobody could stop him. But nothing can stop a smarter bomber. On Schiphol Amsterdam a undercover journalist could get to the plane of our queen and government, without any questions and put a fake bomb in it. That was 12 months ago and he did the same thing a couple of months later for the second time.

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