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Old 02-01-2010, 03:58 PM   #1
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Why don't you fucking designers get it?

FFS.

You have to look at FUCKING mainstream to see how it SHOULD be done.

You douchebags.

Make me a site like THIS, FFS

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Old 02-01-2010, 03:59 PM   #2
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Yea, hey thanks for the tips, totally bookmarked....
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:01 PM   #3
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OMG, scary. i think i just had a bit of a seizure
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:02 PM   #4
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I didn't really like it.


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Old 02-01-2010, 04:04 PM   #5
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What the hell is going on in here?
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:07 PM   #6
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:10 PM   #7
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damn that site is so polluted lol

Great music though oddly..
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:15 PM   #8
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Yea, hey thanks for the tips, totally bookmarked....
Yeah. It's pretty fucking awesome, isn't it?
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:16 PM   #9
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Great Site!!
Jebers, get some better internets.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:24 PM   #10
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you cunt - I gave that deign "my all"

for everyone of you douchebags, there is a sucker teen believing that this is her all in how to find pure truce and inner beauty.

And then the odd SEO dump keword doesn't help the paid links now and then.

Suck on it and yield to the power of JS and flashing gifs, you morons
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:29 PM   #11
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you cunt - I gave that deign "my all"
Look, fucktard, I didn't mean to bring this to the boards, but heck you brought it on yourself.

You charged me $2.89 for that POS and I want my FUCKING money back.

It's no good.

You are DEAD to me until you epass to paypal the winner's info's

Thanks.
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:35 PM   #12
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Look, fucktard, I didn't mean to bring this to the boards, but heck you brought it on yourself.

You charged me $2.89 for that POS and I want my FUCKING money back.

It's no good.

You are DEAD to me until you epass to paypal the winner's info's

Thanks.
fuck you - I said 50% up front, but you couldn't even handle that.

A $1 ePass transfer does not a guarantee buy.
Fucking cough up monkey, or the .mp3 embed gets interesting.
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i don't believe... someones actually was trying to sell this "thing" ? hehehe :D


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Old 02-01-2010, 07:32 PM   #14
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I think we may need to redo those sites.
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Old 02-01-2010, 07:44 PM   #15
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you fucked it up. They took down the site
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Old 02-01-2010, 08:27 PM   #17
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LOL thats funny.
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:03 AM   #18
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:06 AM   #19
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Who is the designer, great work there.... damn do someone really think this is a top notch design???!!
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:12 AM   #20
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:23 AM   #21
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Just in case Yahoo blocks it.... I had to take a snapshot... this is fucking classic!

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WTF??
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Dear Sirs,

I can design you such site, I charge $300 per hour. For floating head will have to charge $600 per hour for that part of the complex design.
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i don't believe... someones actually was trying to sell this "thing" ? hehehe :D


btw. check up this m8

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Oh, thanks for that. I shall poke my techmonkey!
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Doesn't work for me either and i'm not sure if i'm grateful for the screenshot having satisfied my curiosity or whether I would have been better off not seeing it. I think I might have to go and disinfect my eyes now
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I see a.....modern Picasso
Cache it and it will be worth money some day!
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I think i saw the hamster dance in there.
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Cache it and it will be worth money some day!
Its kinda post contemporary modern impressionist. Starry night meets Warhol with a touch of Jackson Pollack.
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See, it's art allright !
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thats for sure a pretty heavy candidate for the worst site ever!
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Very subtle. Redo it using PHP5's flash killer features and you've got yourself a winner. ;)
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