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Phoenix · 02-08-2010, 07:26 AM

by BO that's body odour, and heavy not just a light smell either.

i legitimately did not think it was the people working behind the counter, i really didn't.
I asked them if someone had jut been in there that smelled like garbage

well anyway i went on about it for too long

the girl told me her nose was plugged so she couldn't smell anything, it was only when back in my car that i put it together, it was them. and now i feel bad, like i was teasing them or something.

they reaked so bad that i felt assaulted by their vile body odour

so i looked up how smell works, you know its actual molecules from their body entering my nose to produce that reak

so....next time i take my business elsewhere.

LeCoq · 02-08-2010, 07:27 AM

Gross...really...

stickyfingerz · 02-08-2010, 07:29 AM

Hmm ya thats no good, especially considering they sell food products there. Makes you standoffish if you think they are bare handed stocking drinks where they may touch the area that you drink from...

Phoenix · 02-08-2010, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Hmm ya thats no good, especially considering they sell food products there. Makes you standoffish if you think they are bare handed stocking drinks where they may touch the area that you drink from...

exactly, i think they deserve a visit from the health department or something

it was very bad, not light, i thought maybe there was a dead body behind the counter..lol

halfpint · 02-08-2010, 07:41 AM

Its the same when somebody takes a smelly dump ..the molecules go up your nose and even when you flush the toilet with the seat up molecules fly around the toilet but they say by closing the seat down before you flush does help contain it

Thats why I think it is gross when people take newspapers, computers and other shit into the toilet

CPimp · 02-08-2010, 07:47 AM

lol how bout when someone cuts a hot, steamy fart. Stinks so bad it makes your eyes water. Why dont you guys look up the fact that we taste a certain percentage of what we smell. So, imagine little shit particles hitting your nostrils and tongue as you take a whiff of that shart someone cut.

dav3 · 02-08-2010, 07:52 AM

Mmm... fecal molecules

Phoenix · 02-08-2010, 07:55 AM

oh man i know...after reading about how smell actually works it was the first thing i thought of...especially how guys act when they are young...they cant wait to smell their buddies fart...lol

gross i know but it is what it is...and you all did it

KILL_FRENZY · 02-08-2010, 08:19 AM

Sounds absolutely disgusting. Good thing I wasn't there.

Loch · 02-08-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

especially how guys act when they are young...they cant wait to smell their buddies fart...lol

errr what?

Scott McD · 02-08-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tube2k

lol how bout when someone cuts a hot, steamy fart. Stinks so bad it makes your eyes water. Why dont you guys look up the fact that we taste a certain percentage of what we smell. So, imagine little shit particles hitting your nostrils and tongue as you take a whiff of that shart someone cut.

4pleasure_Davide · 02-08-2010, 08:28 AM

hmm??? smelly thread ??

Phoenix · 02-08-2010, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Loch

errr what?

lol dont pretend man

RadicalSights · 02-08-2010, 08:34 AM

Walk in with one of these next time.

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

seeandsee · 02-08-2010, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

by BO that's body odour, and heavy not just a light smell either.

i legitimately did not think it was the people working behind the counter, i really didn't.
I asked them if someone had jut been in there that smelled like garbage

well anyway i went on about it for too long

the girl told me her nose was plugged so she couldn't smell anything, it was only when back in my car that i put it together, it was them. and now i feel bad, like i was teasing them or something.

they reaked so bad that i felt assaulted by their vile body odour

so i looked up how smell works, you know its actual molecules from their body entering my nose to produce that reak

so....next time i take my business elsewhere.

i smeal bad

Iron Fist · 02-08-2010, 09:01 AM

Don't worry when they take extra stock from the backroom, they usually put it under their arms... you know, to hold more!

Vjo · 02-08-2010, 05:23 PM

I know this little convenience store that has an indoor unisex bathroom. And so many times I would go in there and the whole store would fricken wreak from the moment you walked thru the front door. And they have these fresh foods (under celophane) but still man. The only thing I would buy is anything frozen or heavily packaged.

Anyhow eventually I guess the health dept made em get porta johns for outside. Some inspector prob walked in one day and got bowled over.

I don't think it is a law as many places have indoor bathrooms. But I've never known a place where it was about 1 in 3 odds when you went thru the door of getting bowled over. It was like wtf!

papill0n · 02-08-2010, 06:15 PM

toughen up a bit you fucking pussy

J. Falcon · 02-08-2010, 07:05 PM

remind me of that really funny Body Odor episode from Seinfeld.

02-08-2010, 07:26 AM	#1
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Vjo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Happy 4th of July :) Posts: 6,082	I know this little convenience store that has an indoor unisex bathroom. And so many times I would go in there and the whole store would fricken wreak from the moment you walked thru the front door. And they have these fresh foods (under celophane) but still man. The only thing I would buy is anything frozen or heavily packaged. Anyhow eventually I guess the health dept made em get porta johns for outside. Some inspector prob walked in one day and got bowled over. I don't think it is a law as many places have indoor bathrooms. But I've never known a place where it was about 1 in 3 odds when you went thru the door of getting bowled over. It was like wtf! Last edited by Vjo; 02-08-2010 at 05:38 PM..

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