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Christmas meal ideas: HELP!
My girlfriend will come tomorrow, and I have promised to supply her with the best food possible for three entire days. So far, I got jack shit. (actually, I have a few pounds of roast beef, italian salad, mini-pizza-like thingies and a nice traditional breakfast, but it's not enough)
Please help out and give your recipes!
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Order good take out and hide the boxes.
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im going to have a big fucking dinner of raw, asian pussy....
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mini-pizza for christmas dinner
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Here's my list so far:
---------- 1st day ---------- EVENING (she comes after dinner): -toasts with brie, carpaccio, chorizo, several cheeses -a few bottles of wine ---------- 2nd day ---------- BREAKFAST -bread with mozzarella, tomato, chorizo, pesto, heated in the oven for a few minutes LUNCH -eaten elsewhere DINNER -mushroom soup -roast beef -italian salad -baked potatoes -ice cream (more needed) ---------- 3rd day ---------- BREAKFAST -traditional breakfast with bread, eggs, tomatoes, cheese (more needed) LUNCH (no idea) DINNER -help!!!
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Sounds like you need to hit the supermarket and get some stuff.
I suggest something italian for tomorrow - Lasagne, or a nice special pasta (no Prego) Then either roast chicken, turkey, or honey glazed ham for Christmas day lunch with veggies and pie - with cheese and crackers and cookies for later when you get the munchies Finally, something light for day after Christmas since you'll have loads of leftovers - maybe chicken caesar salad or something Get some citrus fruits in too and maybe some mixed nuts - even cereal makes nice brekkie if you've got fruit to go in/on it. She'll prolly be happy just to be with you and all the food will be icing on the cake but as you asked for ideas... ![]()
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Ok, an idea for the second dinner:
- french bread with garlic butter - tomato soup - steak with mushrooms, olives and red wine - salad - homemade pudding I have reservations toward this, though.
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White Castle is open 365 days a year. Problem solved, unless of course you live in some hellhole town that doesn't have a White Castle.
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pizza on christmas eve?
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Well I know that I'm making a nice coca cola glazed smoked ham, some roasted garlic mashed potatoes, some good down home sweetpotatoes and a few other goodies...you can't go wrong with something like that and it's so simple. For New Years I'm doing a nice subtle saffron rice Pilaf, some lemon-garlic shrimp, and some creamed scallops with white wine that you can actually cook in the microwave! Email me for recipes.
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Coca cola glazed smoked ham?! Ehm... coca cola??
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Whatever you make for dinner, make creme brulee for desert...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Offer her some bukkake soup
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TURKEY!!!
Yorkshire pudding Turnup Mash Patatoes Mixed Vegies THICK Gravy (Runny gravy is for bypass surgery survivors) |
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Its not punk to celebrate christmas.
A punk christmas. Do a bunch of smack and give each other tattoos. |
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heres a dinner Idea,
grilled chicken topped with pesto and parmesan and swiss cheese, pine nuts , and then roasted , lemon glazed baby carrots, and roasted rosemary parisian potatoes... looks impressive , tastes great but its easy as pie to cook . I like the menu so far, looks impressive . except the tomato soup maybe .. seems abit outta the can . ![]()
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![]() The tomato soup, by the way, will be tomato/basil-soup, with fresh tomatoes, fresh basil, a small bit of mozzarella and a bit of oregano. Not quite out of the can ![]()
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Punkworld ~ that's some pretty heavy stuff you put together there (cheese, red meat, starch, cream). Does your girl have a really fast metabolism?
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Then in that case don't forget pudding, lots and lots of pudding.
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