Christmas meal ideas: HELP! - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 12-23-2002, 09:15 AM

My girlfriend will come tomorrow, and I have promised to supply her with the best food possible for three entire days. So far, I got jack shit. (actually, I have a few pounds of roast beef, italian salad, mini-pizza-like thingies and a nice traditional breakfast, but it's not enough)

Please help out and give your recipes!

Dveron · 12-23-2002, 09:17 AM

Order good take out and hide the boxes.

kmanrox · 12-23-2002, 09:17 AM

im going to have a big fucking dinner of raw, asian pussy....

Theo · 12-23-2002, 09:17 AM

mini-pizza for christmas dinner

Libertine · 12-23-2002, 09:23 AM

Here's my list so far:

----------
1st day
----------
EVENING (she comes after dinner):
-toasts with brie, carpaccio, chorizo, several cheeses
-a few bottles of wine

----------
2nd day
----------
BREAKFAST
-bread with mozzarella, tomato, chorizo, pesto, heated in the oven for a few minutes

LUNCH
-eaten elsewhere

DINNER
-mushroom soup
-roast beef
-italian salad
-baked potatoes
-ice cream
(more needed)

----------
3rd day
----------
BREAKFAST
-traditional breakfast with bread, eggs, tomatoes, cheese
(more needed)

LUNCH
(no idea)

DINNER
-help!!!

Beastiepoo · 12-23-2002, 09:26 AM

Sounds like you need to hit the supermarket and get some stuff.

I suggest something italian for tomorrow - Lasagne, or a nice special pasta (no Prego)

Then either roast chicken, turkey, or honey glazed ham for Christmas day lunch with veggies and pie - with cheese and crackers and cookies for later when you get the munchies

Finally, something light for day after Christmas since you'll have loads of leftovers - maybe chicken caesar salad or something

Get some citrus fruits in too and maybe some mixed nuts - even cereal makes nice brekkie if you've got fruit to go in/on it.

She'll prolly be happy just to be with you and all the food will be icing on the cake but as you asked for ideas...

Dveron · 12-23-2002, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Here's my list so far:

----------
1st day
----------
EVENING (she comes after dinner):
-toasts with brie, carpaccio, chorizo, several cheeses
-a few bottles of wine

----------
2nd day
----------
BREAKFAST
-bread with mozzarella, tomato, chorizo, pesto, heated in the oven for a few minutes

LUNCH
-eaten elsewhere

DINNER
-mushroom soup
-roast beef
-italian salad
-baked potatoes
-ice cream
(more needed)

----------
3rd day
----------
BREAKFAST
-traditional breakfast with bread, eggs, tomatoes, cheese
(more needed)

LUNCH
(no idea)

DINNER
-help!!!

This looks like a lot of work..try this, when she comes round tell her cooking is womens work and give her that list and tell her thats what you want for the next 3 days then go put your feet up in front of the tv.

There is a slight chance you may spend xmas alnoe though doing it my way.

Libertine · 12-23-2002, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dveron

This looks like a lot of work..try this, when she comes round tell her cooking is womens work and give her that list and tell her thats what you want for the next 3 days then go put your feet up in front of the tv.

There is a slight chance you may spend xmas alnoe though doing it my way.

I actually love cooking, and am pretty good at it. If I would let her do it, however, I would either spend Christmas alone, or have extremely crappy food to eat.

Libertine · 12-23-2002, 09:39 AM

Ok, an idea for the second dinner:

- french bread with garlic butter
- tomato soup
- steak with mushrooms, olives and red wine
- salad
- homemade pudding

I have reservations toward this, though.

twistyneck · 12-23-2002, 09:41 AM

White Castle is open 365 days a year. Problem solved, unless of course you live in some hellhole town that doesn't have a White Castle.

CharlieBrown · 12-23-2002, 09:42 AM

pizza on christmas eve?

LadyMischief · 12-23-2002, 09:43 AM

Well I know that I'm making a nice coca cola glazed smoked ham, some roasted garlic mashed potatoes, some good down home sweetpotatoes and a few other goodies...you can't go wrong with something like that and it's so simple. For New Years I'm doing a nice subtle saffron rice Pilaf, some lemon-garlic shrimp, and some creamed scallops with white wine that you can actually cook in the microwave! Email me for recipes.

Beastiepoo · 12-23-2002, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Well I know that I'm making a nice coca cola glazed smoked ham...

Hmm, I've got a recipe for that somewhere but everytime I mention trying it to my husband he looks at me like I have two heads. How does it come out?

Libertine · 12-23-2002, 10:02 AM

Coca cola glazed smoked ham?! Ehm... coca cola??

DirkPitt · 12-23-2002, 10:21 AM

???????

el_greco · 12-23-2002, 11:42 AM

Whatever you make for dinner, make creme brulee for desert...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

DarkJedi · 12-23-2002, 12:01 PM

Offer her some bukkake soup

Muff · 12-23-2002, 12:03 PM

TURKEY!!!
Yorkshire pudding
Turnup
Mash Patatoes
Mixed Vegies
THICK Gravy (Runny gravy is for bypass surgery survivors)

Greg N · 12-23-2002, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Offer her some bukkake soup

pink_in_the_middle · 12-23-2002, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Here's my list so far:

----------
1st day
----------
EVENING (she comes after dinner):
-toasts with brie, carpaccio, chorizo, several cheeses
-a few bottles of wine

----------
2nd day
----------
BREAKFAST
-bread with mozzarella, tomato, chorizo, pesto, heated in the oven for a few minutes

LUNCH
-eaten elsewhere

DINNER
-mushroom soup
-roast beef
-italian salad
-baked potatoes
-ice cream
(more needed)

----------
3rd day
----------
BREAKFAST
-traditional breakfast with bread, eggs, tomatoes, cheese
(more needed)

LUNCH
(no idea)

DINNER
-help!!!

It's nice to see a guy care so much about his woman

[Labret] · 12-23-2002, 12:08 PM

Its not punk to celebrate christmas.

A punk christmas. Do a bunch of smack and give each other tattoos.

machineg · 12-23-2002, 12:10 PM

heres a dinner Idea,

grilled chicken topped with pesto and parmesan and swiss cheese, pine nuts , and then roasted ,
lemon glazed baby carrots,
and roasted rosemary parisian potatoes...

looks impressive , tastes great but its easy as pie to cook .

I like the menu so far,
looks impressive . except the tomato soup maybe .. seems abit outta the can .

Libertine · 12-23-2002, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by machineg
heres a dinner Idea,

grilled chicken topped with pesto and parmesan and swiss cheese, pine nuts , and then roasted ,
lemon glazed baby carrots,
and roasted rosemary parisian potatoes...

looks impressive , tastes great but its easy as pie to cook .

I like the menu so far,
looks impressive . except the tomato soup maybe .. seems abit outta the can .

Sounds very good, except for the chicken, which my girlfriend does not eat

The tomato soup, by the way, will be tomato/basil-soup, with fresh tomatoes, fresh basil, a small bit of mozzarella and a bit of oregano. Not quite out of the can

Cheshire · 12-23-2002, 12:18 PM

Punkworld ~ that's some pretty heavy stuff you put together there (cheese, red meat, starch, cream). Does your girl have a really fast metabolism?

Libertine · 12-23-2002, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Punkworld ~ that's some pretty heavy stuff you put together there (cheese, red meat, starch, cream). Does your girl have a really fast metabolism?

She is taking a 3-day pause from her diet for this occasion

Cheshire · 12-23-2002, 12:28 PM

Then in that case don't forget pudding, lots and lots of pudding.

12-23-2002, 09:15 AM	#1
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Christmas meal ideas: HELP! My girlfriend will come tomorrow, and I have promised to supply her with the best food possible for three entire days. So far, I got jack shit. (actually, I have a few pounds of roast beef, italian salad, mini-pizza-like thingies and a nice traditional breakfast, but it's not enough) Please help out and give your recipes! __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

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12-23-2002, 09:23 AM	#5
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Here's my list so far: ---------- 1st day ---------- EVENING (she comes after dinner): -toasts with brie, carpaccio, chorizo, several cheeses -a few bottles of wine ---------- 2nd day ---------- BREAKFAST -bread with mozzarella, tomato, chorizo, pesto, heated in the oven for a few minutes LUNCH -eaten elsewhere DINNER -mushroom soup -roast beef -italian salad -baked potatoes -ice cream (more needed) ---------- 3rd day ---------- BREAKFAST -traditional breakfast with bread, eggs, tomatoes, cheese (more needed) LUNCH (no idea) DINNER -help!!! __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

12-23-2002, 09:26 AM	#6
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Sounds like you need to hit the supermarket and get some stuff. I suggest something italian for tomorrow - Lasagne, or a nice special pasta (no Prego) Then either roast chicken, turkey, or honey glazed ham for Christmas day lunch with veggies and pie - with cheese and crackers and cookies for later when you get the munchies Finally, something light for day after Christmas since you'll have loads of leftovers - maybe chicken caesar salad or something Get some citrus fruits in too and maybe some mixed nuts - even cereal makes nice brekkie if you've got fruit to go in/on it. She'll prolly be happy just to be with you and all the food will be icing on the cake but as you asked for ideas... __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

12-23-2002, 09:39 AM	#9
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Ok, an idea for the second dinner: - french bread with garlic butter - tomato soup - steak with mushrooms, olives and red wine - salad - homemade pudding I have reservations toward this, though. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

12-23-2002, 09:17 AM	#2
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LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Well I know that I'm making a nice coca cola glazed smoked ham, some roasted garlic mashed potatoes, some good down home sweetpotatoes and a few other goodies...you can't go wrong with something like that and it's so simple. For New Years I'm doing a nice subtle saffron rice Pilaf, some lemon-garlic shrimp, and some creamed scallops with white wine that you can actually cook in the microwave! Email me for recipes. __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

12-23-2002, 10:02 AM	#14
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