Just to let you guys know: The ONE SALE EFFECT happened again! WOW! - GoFuckYourself.com

nakeddutch · 02-28-2010, 07:19 PM

Please note: We're not bitchin'! This is just too interesting!

Just to let you guys know: The ONE SALE EFFECT happened again! WOW!

I know you guys are just about sick of this shit.... But to make a long story short we got the ONE SALE EFFECT again on our latest thehun.com listing. (150,000+ uniques)

This is about the 10th CCBILL thehun.com listing that generated approx. 1 SALE!

listing:
http://www.secretholeagency.com/112009/e/thehun.html

listing date: February 22, 2010

Sponsor: Met-art

Here's the ccbill email:

You have referred a sale
From : [email protected]
To :
xxxxx.com
Cc :
Bcc :
Organization :

Received :
02-23-2010 04:45 AM

====

This message is to inform you that a sale has been made and was referred by:

[XXXXX] (ID: 1941034)
[XXXXX]

Transaction type: Single
Date order: Tuesday, February 23rd 02:24:54 2010
Product:
Total price: 39.99
Subscription ID:xxxxxx

If you do not want to receive these signup e-mails, please go to the affiliate administration, and go to the 'Edit Profiles'

area under the 'TOOLS' tab, then click the option 'No' to receive signup e-mails.

This sale was under CCBill account 901313-0000
~
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Here's the stats:

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If we get another CCBILL hun listing, we're gonna take bets on gfy.com:

That is: Will we get a 'ONE SALE EFFECT' again?

mmcfadden · 02-28-2010, 07:22 PM

didn't those guys you talked with some months back teach you anything??

BIGTYMER · 02-28-2010, 07:23 PM

Congrats man! You earned it.

CunningStunt · 02-28-2010, 07:23 PM

Why are you still promoting CCBill sites then you muppet?

I know people like XXXJay refuse to do business with them (or used to) for similar reasons.

You're doing well to get your galleries listed though, I'll give you that.

Domain Broker · 02-28-2010, 07:25 PM

fuck off dutch faggot

nakeddutch · 02-28-2010, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Why are you still promoting CCBill sites then you muppet?

I know people like XXXJay refuse to do business with them (or used to) for similar reasons.

You're doing well to get your galleries listed though, I'll give you that.

It's kinda - we submitted gals months ago that are going live now

nakeddutch · 02-28-2010, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Congrats man! You earned it.

We are looking into getting a mercedes, but we need approx: 4,000 more CCBILL listings at ONE SALE per listing!

Iron Fist · 02-28-2010, 07:30 PM

CunningStunt · 02-28-2010, 07:32 PM

Nice work sharphead.

Domain Broker · 02-28-2010, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

she's yummeh

nakeddutch · 02-28-2010, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

For your info
http://wetpeachcash.com/ is a CCBILL ACCOUNT!

Wecome to the ONE SALE EFFECT CCBILL HUNLISTING CLUB!!!

NaughtyRob · 02-28-2010, 07:48 PM

I think what you may be missing is that thehun sales have SUCKED for about 3 yrs now.

cybermike · 02-28-2010, 07:57 PM

Still don't know why you are bitching over free listings?

Press Release Pro · 02-28-2010, 08:06 PM

Check out listing 5 to 15 to see what's usually accepted on thehun.

Your galleries are terrible, you are not selling anything. The gallery is supposed to be a page where you "sell the interest" in the site, not just a list of pictures.

Your gallery is a list of pictures only, you might as well just send thehun a zipfile and tell him to hotlink it on your domain

fuzebox · 02-28-2010, 10:08 PM

not this clown again.

beemk · 02-28-2010, 10:10 PM

well, its safe to say your marketing skills for the gallery match your sales.

epitome · 02-28-2010, 10:11 PM

oy veh

are we going to see this every single time you get a listing at thehun?

BV · 02-28-2010, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Press Release Pro

Check out listing 5 to 15 to see what's usually accepted on thehun.

Your galleries are terrible, you are not selling anything. The gallery is supposed to be a page where you "sell the interest" in the site, not just a list of pictures.

Your gallery is a list of pictures only, you might as well just send thehun a zipfile and tell him to hotlink it on your domain

dude, those are paid listings and they are not what usually gets listed in the free spots

hun likes simple galleries for his free listings

he could care less if they were trying to sell something or not

he is there to give his surfers free porn

the simplest of galleries with the best/most/original/underexposed content gets the free spots

furthermore, the further down the list you get it is not at all uncommon to get zero sales nowadays

i have had lots of free listings as well as paid listings there in years past

if your anyway past 2/3 rds down the days lsuting be lucky with a sale. Be ecstatic with over 5. Go out and get your dick sucked if you get 10.

papill0n · 02-28-2010, 10:34 PM

thanks for the worthless info

nakeddutch · 02-28-2010, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

oy veh

are we going to see this every single time you get a listing at thehun?

Next time we get a CCBILL listing... We're gonna let the guys at GFY.com predict if we will get "THE ONE SALE EFFECT".... for that gallery. Hmmm 10+ listings approx 1 sale per listing...

ColetteX · 02-28-2010, 11:24 PM

your gallery rocks. and that site? met art? i never heard about it. new sites are selling well on the hun, great strategy you have

lazycash · 02-28-2010, 11:56 PM

After looking at your galleries, I think you should be extremely thankful that you are even getting one sale.

baddog · 03-01-2010, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybermike

Still don't know why you are bitching over free listings?

Broda · 03-01-2010, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Heh, somehow I don't think this guy gets the point

Iron Fist · 03-01-2010, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Nice work sharphead.

Maybe my next tagline will read "More than just a sigwhore!"

Roald · 03-01-2010, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

well, its safe to say your marketing skills for the gallery match your sales.

Fuck I am suprised he even made a sale at all. This gallery clearly falls under the "no sale cause I suck effect".

Nicky · 03-01-2010, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColetteX

your gallery rocks. and that site? met art? i never heard about it. new sites are selling well on the hun, great strategy you have

Farang · 03-01-2010, 05:08 AM

Congrats to the winners

rowan · 03-01-2010, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

So you're complaining about making only 1 sale out of 805 clickthroughs? In 2010 that could be considered an acceptable, perhaps even above average ratio. Especially on a gallery with a boring template and zero marketing text.

Agent 488 · 03-01-2010, 05:25 AM

congrats to the losers.

CaptainHowdy · 03-01-2010, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColetteX

your gallery rocks. and that site? met art? i never heard about it. new sites are selling well on the hun, great strategy you have

... sorry.

MoreMagic · 03-01-2010, 05:33 AM

Had ik al gezegd dat dit heel vermoeiend is?

Va2k · 03-01-2010, 05:37 AM

Dude take 30 or 40 dollars and pay someone to design you a gallery! Get that listed and see if this still happens!

the Shemp · 03-01-2010, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

We are looking into getting a mercedes, but we need approx: 4,000 more CCBILL listings at ONE SALE per listing!

ive heard of webmasters that get a "friend" to do a test signup ...

Agent 488 · 03-01-2010, 05:41 AM

http://www.gabrielagbasi.com/whatreallyhappened.html

Agent 488 · 03-01-2010, 05:42 AM

To figure out why you only made one sale from that gallery,
program your sleep in this way:
Say this out loud before you go to sleep:

"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
WHY WAS THAT GALLERY ONLY ABLE TO MAKE ONE SALE FROM THE HUN?"

Then go to sleep and you will get The Truth in a dream that night.

camfrog · 03-01-2010, 06:38 AM

I've got my 1st ever hun listing up today. The gallery promotes a ccbill site. Currently have 1 single sale 1:281

Lace · 03-01-2010, 08:23 AM

Get better galleries. Having one "hidden" banner at the bottom of your 1996 gallery is a complete explanation of your extremely low CTR.

nakeddutch · 03-01-2010, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoreMagic

Had ik al gezegd dat dit heel vermoeiend is?

hier hebben we verdiend veel geld, maar het is weg!
kunt u proberen slapen programmering? om te begrijpen wie was het?

brassmonkey · 03-01-2010, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domain Broker

fuck off dutch faggot

2012 · 03-01-2010, 11:51 AM

nakeddutch · 03-01-2010, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

To figure out why you only made one sale from that gallery,
program your sleep in this way:
Say this out loud before you go to sleep:

"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
WHY WAS THAT GALLERY ONLY ABLE TO MAKE ONE SALE FROM THE HUN?"

Then go to sleep and you will get The Truth in a dream that night.

You see we already know the answer... hehe rather try this:

"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: IF SPONSORS GET RIPPED OFF AND DON'T SEE SALES, WILL I GET PAID?"

Then go to sleep and you will get The Truth in a dream that night.[/QUOTE]

Dirty Dane · 03-01-2010, 01:21 PM

You have a ratio of 1:599, which is not that bad considering Met-Art is oversaturated. But a few sales and few outgoing clicks do not tell anything (it could as well be 0) and with 150,000 visitors to gallery you need to work on the design. Your lack of links (especially at top) makes the impulsive surfer think "how do I get to the paysite?". I bet Met-Art had type-in sales, because YOU didn't provide sufficient affiliate links.

Instead of one banner at bottom only, use text link and a description of the site (like: met-art updates daily etc). Because if you didn't convince the surfer with the pictures, and their eyes got as far as to the bottom of page, then it's your job to convince them with text.
The optimal design is to fit everything into a non-scroll page, so work on the thumb sizes and table width. Get rid of the counters, you do not want surfers to click those buttons (isn't your server logging the traffic?). Also place referal code in front of your 2257 link (...&HTML=..)

The Hun prefers clean galleries, but that doesn't mean it should looks so 90's. The HR lines screams too much and is only waste of space.
The Hun is also better for fetish and hardcore, not so much the glamour stuff.

papill0n · 03-01-2010, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

You have a ratio of 1:599, which is not that bad considering Met-Art is oversaturated. But a few sales and few outgoing clicks do not tell anything (it could as well be 0) and with 150,000 visitors to gallery you need to work on the design. Your lack of links (especially at top) makes the impulsive surfer think "how do I get to the paysite?". I bet Met-Art had type-in sales, because YOU didn't provide sufficient affiliate links.

Instead of one banner at bottom only, use text link and a description of the site (like: met-art updates daily etc). Because if you didn't convince the surfer with the pictures, and their eyes got as far as to the bottom of page, then it's your job to convince them with text.
The optimal design is to fit everything into a non-scroll page, so work on the thumb sizes and table width. Get rid of the counters, you do not want surfers to click those buttons (isn't your server logging the traffic?). Also place referal code in front of your 2257 link (...&HTML=..)

The Hun prefers clean galleries, but that doesn't mean it should looks so 90's. The HR lines screams too much and is only waste of space.
The Hun is also better for fetish and hardcore, not so much the glamour stuff.

dude dont waste your time - if there was ever a stupid fuck who already thinks he knows it all it is this guy

candyflip · 03-01-2010, 01:48 PM

I just read the first post and nothing more.

I'm sure you've been told at least 10 times already that your gallery absolutely blows.

andrej_NDC · 03-01-2010, 02:01 PM

It really is weird, you are right. I don't get it either how you could have made a sale with such galleries. Definitely something to look into. Better ask the site owners, if they didn't make the sales by themselfs to motivate you to actually start using a brain.

stever · 03-01-2010, 02:04 PM

Haha !

SmokeyTheBear · 03-01-2010, 02:17 PM

are you implying that perhaps something is fishy with the cookies or something. I havent looked much into it but it might explain the anomally, or as others have suggested the galleries might just suck, but still the numbers should either be there or not there , not 1 every time.

nakeddutch · 03-01-2010, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

You have a ratio of 1:599, which is not that bad ......

Let us try to re-phrase a lot of things....
(1) thehun.com is very lucrative.
(2) We made a lot of money getting listed on thehun.com.
A lot of money. 40 + listing and as of this morning we
got a hun email of our 41st listing:

==============
E-mail: xxxxxxxxxx
Submission: http://www.nakeddutch.com/6/7/
Submitted: 2009-06-12 06:34:42

Your gallery is accepted The Hun's Overflow (www.thehun.net/overflow)! It will be listed soon. Thanks for submitting a quality gallery to the Yellow Pages!

=====

(3) So where is our first check since may 2009? and 40 hun listings later?

(4) Let us say this again: If our sponsors get ripped off (that is they don't REGISTER SALES) we the webmasters won't get paid

nakeddutch · 03-01-2010, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

are you implying that perhaps something is fishy with the cookies or something. I havent looked much into it but it might explain the anomally, or as others have suggested the galleries might just suck, but still the numbers should either be there or not there , not 1 every time.

You are correct, see our reply.... earlier. It is not the cookies. It is a deeper problem ....

02-28-2010, 07:19 PM	#1
nakeddutch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,581	Just to let you guys know: The ONE SALE EFFECT happened again! WOW! Please note: We're not bitchin'! This is just too interesting! Just to let you guys know: The ONE SALE EFFECT happened again! WOW! I know you guys are just about sick of this shit.... But to make a long story short we got the ONE SALE EFFECT again on our latest thehun.com listing. (150,000+ uniques) This is about the 10th CCBILL thehun.com listing that generated approx. 1 SALE! listing: http://www.secretholeagency.com/112009/e/thehun.html listing date: February 22, 2010 Sponsor: Met-art Here's the ccbill email: You have referred a sale From : [email protected] To : xxxxx.com Cc : Bcc : Organization : Received : 02-23-2010 04:45 AM ==== This message is to inform you that a sale has been made and was referred by: [XXXXX] (ID: 1941034) [XXXXX] Transaction type: Single Date order: Tuesday, February 23rd 02:24:54 2010 Product: Total price: 39.99 Subscription ID:xxxxxx If you do not want to receive these signup e-mails, please go to the affiliate administration, and go to the 'Edit Profiles' area under the 'TOOLS' tab, then click the option 'No' to receive signup e-mails. This sale was under CCBill account 901313-0000 ~ ====== Here's the stats: ==== If we get another CCBILL hun listing, we're gonna take bets on gfy.com: That is: Will we get a 'ONE SALE EFFECT' again? __________________ dfans.xyz/aivideos Patreon CRYPTO PAY-PER-VIEW Crypto Gateway Women in Kilts TGP Naughty Women in Kilts Lovense

02-28-2010, 07:30 PM	#8
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02-28-2010, 07:48 PM	#12
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02-28-2010, 08:06 PM	#14
Press Release Pro Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 228	Check out listing 5 to 15 to see what's usually accepted on thehun. Your galleries are terrible, you are not selling anything. The gallery is supposed to be a page where you "sell the interest" in the site, not just a list of pictures. Your gallery is a list of pictures only, you might as well just send thehun a zipfile and tell him to hotlink it on your domain __________________ PM me for Press related consulting work. Good PR / Bad PR / PR / Articles / Headliners When results matters morals comes second

02-28-2010, 07:22 PM	#2
mmcfadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: philly Posts: 5,099	didn't those guys you talked with some months back teach you anything??

02-28-2010, 07:23 PM	#3
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Congrats man! You earned it.

02-28-2010, 07:23 PM	#4
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Why are you still promoting CCBill sites then you muppet? I know people like XXXJay refuse to do business with them (or used to) for similar reasons. You're doing well to get your galleries listed though, I'll give you that.

02-28-2010, 07:25 PM	#5
Domain Broker So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,427	fuck off dutch faggot

02-28-2010, 07:32 PM	#9
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Nice work sharphead.

02-28-2010, 10:08 PM	#15
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,063	not this clown again.

02-28-2010, 10:10 PM	#16
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	well, its safe to say your marketing skills for the gallery match your sales. __________________ I host with Vacares

02-28-2010, 10:11 PM	#17
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	oy veh are we going to see this every single time you get a listing at thehun?

02-28-2010, 10:34 PM	#19
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	thanks for the worthless info

02-28-2010, 11:24 PM	#21
ColetteX So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 539	your gallery rocks. and that site? met art? i never heard about it. new sites are selling well on the hun, great strategy you have

02-28-2010, 11:56 PM	#22
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	After looking at your galleries, I think you should be extremely thankful that you are even getting one sale. __________________ "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams.. Its crazy..." VenusBlogger

03-01-2010, 05:08 AM	#28
Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,510	Congrats to the winners

03-01-2010, 05:25 AM	#30
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	congrats to the losers.

03-01-2010, 05:33 AM	#32
MoreMagic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,848	Had ik al gezegd dat dit heel vermoeiend is?

03-01-2010, 05:37 AM	#33
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Dude take 30 or 40 dollars and pay someone to design you a gallery! Get that listed and see if this still happens! __________________

03-01-2010, 05:41 AM	#35
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	http://www.gabrielagbasi.com/whatreallyhappened.html

03-01-2010, 05:42 AM	#36
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	To figure out why you only made one sale from that gallery, program your sleep in this way: Say this out loud before you go to sleep: "I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHY WAS THAT GALLERY ONLY ABLE TO MAKE ONE SALE FROM THE HUN?" Then go to sleep and you will get The Truth in a dream that night.

03-01-2010, 06:38 AM	#37
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03-01-2010, 01:21 PM	#43
Dirty Dane Sick Fuck Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: www Posts: 9,491	You have a ratio of 1:599, which is not that bad considering Met-Art is oversaturated. But a few sales and few outgoing clicks do not tell anything (it could as well be 0) and with 150,000 visitors to gallery you need to work on the design. Your lack of links (especially at top) makes the impulsive surfer think "how do I get to the paysite?". I bet Met-Art had type-in sales, because YOU didn't provide sufficient affiliate links. Instead of one banner at bottom only, use text link and a description of the site (like: met-art updates daily etc). Because if you didn't convince the surfer with the pictures, and their eyes got as far as to the bottom of page, then it's your job to convince them with text. The optimal design is to fit everything into a non-scroll page, so work on the thumb sizes and table width. Get rid of the counters, you do not want surfers to click those buttons (isn't your server logging the traffic?). Also place referal code in front of your 2257 link (...&HTML=..) The Hun prefers clean galleries, but that doesn't mean it should looks so 90's. The HR lines screams too much and is only waste of space. The Hun is also better for fetish and hardcore, not so much the glamour stuff.

03-01-2010, 01:48 PM	#45
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03-01-2010, 02:01 PM	#46
andrej_NDC Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,760	It really is weird, you are right. I don't get it either how you could have made a sale with such galleries. Definitely something to look into. Better ask the site owners, if they didn't make the sales by themselfs to motivate you to actually start using a brain.

03-01-2010, 02:04 PM	#47
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03-01-2010, 02:17 PM	#48
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	are you implying that perhaps something is fishy with the cookies or something. I havent looked much into it but it might explain the anomally, or as others have suggested the galleries might just suck, but still the numbers should either be there or not there , not 1 every time. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com