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AK · 03-09-2010, 04:55 PM

Girl: I have had sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT & calls you a REAL MAN.
Please explain,
BOY: Very simple. When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY.

PS: sorry if its posted before

GT-Omar · 03-09-2010, 04:57 PM

heard it before still good tho!

AK · 03-09-2010, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GT-Omar

heard it before still good tho!

are you the Master key ?

pimpware · 03-09-2010, 04:59 PM

What happens if the key breaks off in the lock?

CYF · 03-09-2010, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware

What happens if the key breaks off in the lock?

I'd call that a bad key.

Joke is an oldie but a goodie

GT-Omar · 03-09-2010, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK

are you the Master key ?

Of the local 138, Yes I am!

pimpware · 03-09-2010, 05:04 PM

And if apparently the lock has a key stuck/broken inside ?

It's a tranny!

GAMMA303 · 03-09-2010, 05:37 PM

LOL Fantastic analogy!

fatfoo · 03-09-2010, 06:10 PM

Interesting way to put it.

I'm not saying that I agree with it.

rowan · 03-09-2010, 06:28 PM

What happens if the lock jams and your key doesn't fit?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-09-2010, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

What happens if the lock jams and your key doesn't fit?

spit and brute force

AK · 03-09-2010, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware

And if apparently the lock has a key stuck/broken inside ?

It's a tranny!

LMAO

garce · 03-09-2010, 08:28 PM

Poindexterity · 03-09-2010, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK

are you the Master key ?

there is no dana only zuul.

dammit

Iron Fist · 03-10-2010, 02:04 AM

Good stuff

starpimps · 03-10-2010, 02:47 AM

i guess i am just a shitty lock..what can i say

Konkan · 03-10-2010, 03:33 AM

this was a good one

seeandsee · 03-10-2010, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK

Girl: I have had sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT & calls you a REAL MAN.
Please explain,
BOY: Very simple. When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY.

PS: sorry if its posted before

good joke

CaptainHowdy · 03-10-2010, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

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Serial Pervert · 03-10-2010, 06:19 AM

LOL
really great.

pornguy · 03-10-2010, 06:35 AM

True.. Dat.

Farang · 03-10-2010, 06:41 AM

I am the master key.

Chosen · 03-10-2010, 06:42 AM

Nice one

tranza · 03-10-2010, 09:38 AM

Hahaha, great point of view.

Raf1 · 03-10-2010, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK

Girl: I have had sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT & calls you a REAL MAN.
Please explain,
BOY: Very simple. When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY.

PS: sorry if its posted before

good one

Cyber Fucker · 03-10-2010, 11:02 AM

bwahahahahaha... good one!

michael.kickass · 03-10-2010, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

spit and brute force

John-ACWM · 03-10-2010, 12:10 PM

Yup, good one

DamnGoodRatio · 03-10-2010, 12:15 PM

Does that mean if a girl is a virgin she is a "Master Lock" because no bullet can penetrate it???

96ukssob · 03-10-2010, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

spit and brute force

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