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Brujah · 05-04-2010, 02:47 AM

Who is the most talented writer you know?

I need someone who writes a compelling article after actually doing some research on the topic that extends beyond wikipedia. Preferably someone old enough to have remembered the 70s or appreciates retro/vintage, because it's a nostalgic piece and I think it could help. I'll need about 4,000 to 5,000 words in a handful of short articles. I need decent quality for this, not filler and not just unique content creation for SEO.

Kirby · 05-04-2010, 03:47 AM

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Who is the most talented writer you know?

Shakespeare.

The only English Renaissance playwright whose works are still performed.

Though some of his lesser works (King John) are not as good as good as, say, Sejanus.

Kirby · 05-04-2010, 03:49 AM

SCENE III. The same. Before the gates.

The Governor and some Citizens on the walls; the English forces below. Enter KING HENRY and his train

KING HENRY V

How yet resolves the governor of the town?
This is the latest parle we will admit;
Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves;
Or like to men proud of destruction
Defy us to our worst: for, as I am a soldier,
A name that in my thoughts becomes me best,
If I begin the battery once again,
I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur
Till in her ashes she lie buried.
The gates of mercy shall be all shut up,
And the flesh'd soldier, rough and hard of heart,
In liberty of bloody hand shall range
With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass
Your fresh-fair virgins and your flowering infants.
What is it then to me, if impious war,
Array'd in flames like to the prince of fiends,
Do, with his smirch'd complexion, all fell feats
Enlink'd to waste and desolation?
What is't to me, when you yourselves are cause,
If your pure maidens fall into the hand
Of hot and forcing violation?
What rein can hold licentious wickedness
When down the hill he holds his fierce career?
We may as bootless spend our vain command
Upon the enraged soldiers in their spoil
As send precepts to the leviathan
To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Harfleur,
Take pity of your town and of your people,
Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command;
Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace
O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds
Of heady murder, spoil and villany.
If not, why, in a moment look to see
The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand
Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters;
Your fathers taken by the silver beards,
And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls,
Your naked infants spitted upon pikes,
Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confused
Do break the clouds, as did the wives of Jewry
At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen.
What say you? will you yield, and this avoid,
Or, guilty in defence, be thus destroy'd?

GOVERNOR

Our expectation hath this day an end:
The Dauphin, whom of succors we entreated,
Returns us that his powers are yet not ready
To raise so great a siege. Therefore, great king,
We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy.
Enter our gates; dispose of us and ours;
For we no longer are defensible.

KING HENRY V

Open your gates. Come, uncle Exeter,
Go you and enter Harfleur; there remain,
And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French:
Use mercy to them all. For us, dear uncle,
The winter coming on and sickness growing
Upon our soldiers, we will retire to Calais.
To-night in Harfleur we will be your guest;
To-morrow for the march are we addrest.

Flourish. The King and his train enter the town

ottopottomouse · 05-04-2010, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Who is the most talented writer you know?

I need someone who writes a compelling article after actually doing some research on the topic that extends beyond wikipedia. Preferably someone old enough to have remembered the 70s or appreciates retro/vintage, because it's a nostalgic piece and I think it could help. I'll need about 4,000 to 5,000 words in a handful of short articles. I need decent quality for this, not filler and not just unique content creation for SEO.

Havn't got a writer for you but I'll throw one of my unusual ideas in here.

You sound like you want a person with a genuine interest in retro/vintage who can write rather than a writer who can come up with an emotionless retro/vintage article.

Have a look through a retro erotica forum and see if you can find someone that writes the sort of stuff you want then see if they will write for you.

L-Pink · 05-04-2010, 04:44 AM

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Brujah · 05-04-2010, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Havn't got a writer for you but I'll throw one of my unusual ideas in here.

You sound like you want a person with a genuine interest in retro/vintage who can write rather than a writer who can come up with an emotionless retro/vintage article.

Have a look through a retro erotica forum and see if you can find someone that writes the sort of stuff you want then see if they will write for you.

Not a bad idea, thanks.

munki · 05-04-2010, 04:49 AM

bromaster

Ad-Min · 05-04-2010, 04:55 AM

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CaptainHowdy · 05-04-2010, 06:25 AM

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Relentless · 05-04-2010, 06:27 AM

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Arnox · 05-04-2010, 06:35 AM

The most talented writer I know? Me, of course.

I was born in the 90s sadly. Best of luck on your search though

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Kirby So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 165	SCENE III. The same. Before the gates. The Governor and some Citizens on the walls; the English forces below. Enter KING HENRY and his train KING HENRY V How yet resolves the governor of the town? This is the latest parle we will admit; Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves; Or like to men proud of destruction Defy us to our worst: for, as I am a soldier, A name that in my thoughts becomes me best, If I begin the battery once again, I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur Till in her ashes she lie buried. The gates of mercy shall be all shut up, And the flesh'd soldier, rough and hard of heart, In liberty of bloody hand shall range With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass Your fresh-fair virgins and your flowering infants. What is it then to me, if impious war, Array'd in flames like to the prince of fiends, Do, with his smirch'd complexion, all fell feats Enlink'd to waste and desolation? What is't to me, when you yourselves are cause, If your pure maidens fall into the hand Of hot and forcing violation? What rein can hold licentious wickedness When down the hill he holds his fierce career? We may as bootless spend our vain command Upon the enraged soldiers in their spoil As send precepts to the leviathan To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Harfleur, Take pity of your town and of your people, Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command; Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace O'erblows the filthy and contagious clouds Of heady murder, spoil and villany. If not, why, in a moment look to see The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters; Your fathers taken by the silver beards, And their most reverend heads dash'd to the walls, Your naked infants spitted upon pikes, Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confused Do break the clouds, as did the wives of Jewry At Herod's bloody-hunting slaughtermen. What say you? will you yield, and this avoid, Or, guilty in defence, be thus destroy'd? GOVERNOR Our expectation hath this day an end: The Dauphin, whom of succors we entreated, Returns us that his powers are yet not ready To raise so great a siege. Therefore, great king, We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy. Enter our gates; dispose of us and ours; For we no longer are defensible. KING HENRY V Open your gates. Come, uncle Exeter, Go you and enter Harfleur; there remain, And fortify it strongly 'gainst the French: Use mercy to them all. For us, dear uncle, The winter coming on and sickness growing Upon our soldiers, we will retire to Calais. To-night in Harfleur we will be your guest; To-morrow for the march are we addrest. Flourish. The King and his train enter the town

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