Why do most women start to go downhill at around 28?

[MetaMan]

Ever notice that alot of women go downhill after the age of 27?

they start to get fat, and their face starts to go south. this is about the time they start to hate on younger chicks calling them "sluts" etc. meanwhile they are losing their looks from the years of drinking and slutting it up when they were younger.

i think this is why women around 27 start to freak out about being married etc etc. and try to shack up with whoever their next boyfriend is.

thoughts?

[TopbucksMatt]

Sounds like you have lovely and well-balanced women in your life.

[DEA - banned for life]

Becase there married

[Amputate Your Head]

I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

[Ethersync]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

Agreed. "Hot" gets old fast if the person is an idiot.

[Randy West]

I think you are either trolling, dead fucking wrong, or live in a place where the women must be hideous. Women in their late 20's to late 30's are prime for a good old fashioned pumping.

Sure, some get overweight, have stretch marks, wide hips, etc. however it tends to be mostly due to child birthing. By that age they may have pumped out a baby or two. That's to be expected in the average female if you know absolutely anything about the female anatomy.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by TopbucksMatt

Sounds like you have lovely and well-balanced women in your life.

i dont need or want a woman if my life. i have had many.

im not a schmuck that needs to settle down.

most guys are to stupid to see they are just being used. or most are just happy to find any woman that will look their way.

this is why the divorce rate is so high these days:
A) women are in a rush before they lose their looks. want to pop out a baby so grandma and grandpa can have grandchildren. but really have no want or need of taking care of the children themselves. usually ending up divorced by 35-40 and getting drunk with other bald old men who got married and than divorced.

B) young guys who didnt have a girlfriend until 18+ and by the second one they just want to settle down because they are worried no other one will come along.

that is ok ill wait to get married until i find true love. not be needy because of some lame personal lonely issues.

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Ever notice that alot of women go downhill after the age of 27?

they start to get fat, and their face starts to go south. this is about the time they start to hate on younger chicks calling them "sluts" etc. meanwhile they are losing their looks from the years of drinking and slutting it up when they were younger.

i think this is why women around 27 start to freak out about being married etc etc. and try to shack up with whoever their next boyfriend is.

thoughts?

[quiet]

i find most women under thirty to be boring as fuck.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

this is most likely because you are ugly yourself.

there are tons of hot and witty women but they pass off ugly men because well they are not interested in you. they play the "im such a bimbo" role to get free drinks from those guys.

i have dated many smart independent women that happen to be fucking smoking.

Originally Posted by Randy West

I think you are either trolling, dead fucking wrong, or live in a place where the women must be hideous. Women in their late 20's to late 30's are prime for a good old fashioned pumping.

Sure, some get overweight, have stretch marks, wide hips, etc. however it tends to be mostly due to child birthing. By that age they may have pumped out a baby or two. That's to be expected in the average female if you know absolutely anything about the female anatomy.

hey i am not saying all. i am saying majority. i dated a 28 yo when i was 21, she had a kid, great chick, hot but was to much for being to young.

anywhoo the ones who are primed at that age agreed are amazing.

the keyword in the title is "MOST".

[Barefootsies]

I think MetaMan is on to something.

[thickcash_amo]

You must be looking for a woman in a bar or something.

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by quiet

i find most women under thirty to be boring as fuck.

i wouldnt mind chicks who are over 30 if they didnt come with so much baggage and issues. i find confidence sexy.

always wondering if they are still hot or not. or pretending like "my kids are my life" then constantly complaining on facebook about all the problems their kids bring.

the most unattractive thing is when they hit the mid life crisis at 35 and want to party like they were 21. normally slutting it up in some ugly cowboy hat with jeans to show off their pancake ass.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by thickcash_amo

You must be looking for a woman in a bar or something.

what makes you think i am "looking". i am not "looking". i never "look".

anyone who says "you meet those types in a bar" are idiots. and are most likely people who lack social skills to pick up women in a bar in the first place.

i have met women everywhere. i dont care where it is. you can meet your special someone ANYWHERE. so the girl of your dreams comes along and it happens to be at a bar you are going to be like "omgggg get away this is bar you are all the same here".

ya sure bub.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

what makes you think i am "looking". i am not "looking". i never "look".

anyone who says "you meet those types in a bar" are idiots. and are most likely people who lack social skills to pick up women in a bar in the first place.

i have met women everywhere. i dont care where it is. you can meet your special someone ANYWHERE. so the girl of your dreams comes along and it happens to be at a bar you are going to be like "omgggg get away this is bar you are all the same here".

ya sure bub.

Looking to meet someone in a bar is the first mistake, unless of course if you're looking for a low-brow drunken partner.

I've been married three times for three different reasons. None of them were met in a bar. Marriage is not binding like death Meta. You can always split up if it doesn't work out. I know this for a fact from experience.

[Cash]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

... Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

You mean you don't like Paris Hilton?

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by Cash

You mean you don't like Paris Hilton?

Meh... I don't even consider her good looking.

[quiet]

Originally Posted by Cash

You mean you don't like Paris Hilton?

i love that quote from her, "i don't think, i just walk". hahaha.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Looking to meet someone in a bar is the first mistake, unless of course if you're looking for a low-brow drunken partner.

I've been married three times for three different reasons. None of them were met in a bar. Marriage is not binding like death Meta. You can always split up if it doesn't work out. I know this for a fact from experience.

so you say dont meet girls at a bar but you have been divorced 3x? maybe you should try MEETING them at a bar then. your analogy makes 0 sense.

im sorry when i say I DO it means forever for me. that is how i was raised. that is why i dont rush into things. marriage for me is not just a "thing to do".

um being in a bar doesnt mean you are a low brow drunk. it means you like being social. which i am. this may surprise you but there is classy bars where people dress up. i dont go to low brow rock bars where people look like they just got off the construction site. and walk around singing to rock with sweaty dudes pinching chicks ass and using phrases like "hey sugar".

my buddy just got engaged to a wicked chick who he met on a Halloween pub crawl. i dont put restrictions on where i meet people. that is maybe your first problem.

you can meet someone: getting a coffee, getting a magazine, out for a drink, walking down the street, in the grocery store.

it does not matter.

[JenniDahling]

Wow. To generalize like that puts you on a very slippery slope. (Coming from a chick who is 43)

While I tend to agree with you that a lot of gals make bad decisions and continue to perpetuate them the older they get, for the most part, if you're meeting these women in nightclubs, that's where the problem is. Especially if they are 35 and still acting like they just turned 21.

I just think girls go through changes for the most part at very specific ages. 27-- they are starting to see 30 on the horizon; 30--some chicks embrace it, some get super drunk on their bday's trying to deny it; 34--sexual prime and with possible cougar tendencies;, 40--liberation!

(but then again, now I'm generalizing)

[fatfoo]

Here are some of my thoughts:
A person of any age looks good with 10% body fat.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

so you say dont meet girls at a bar but you have been divorced 3x? maybe you should try MEETING them at a bar then. your analogy makes 0 sense.

im sorry when i say I DO it means forever for me. that is how i was raised. that is why i dont rush into things. marriage for me is not just a "thing to do".

No, I said I've been married three times. I've been divorced twice. Marriage is a tool. Use it wisely. "Forever" is a fantasy.

Originally Posted by MetaMan

um being in a bar doesnt mean you are a low brow drunk. it means you like being social. which i am. this may surprise you but there is classy bars where people dress up. i dont go to low brow rock bars where people look like they just got off the construction site. and walk around singing to rock with sweaty dudes pinching chicks ass and using phrases like "hey sugar".

Ahhh... the high-brow snooty drunks.

Originally Posted by MetaMan

my buddy just got engaged to a wicked chick who he met on a Halloween pub crawl. i dont put restrictions on where i meet people. that is maybe your first problem.

Neither do I. I have no problem. It's just my own personal rule. I don't troll bars for drunken chicks.

Originally Posted by MetaMan

you can meet someone: getting a coffee, getting a magazine, out for a drink, walking down the street, in the grocery store.

it does not matter.

I agree.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Wow. To generalize like that puts you on a very slippery slope. (Coming from a chick who is 43)

While I tend to agree with you that a lot of gals make bad decisions and continue to perpetuate them the older they get, for the most part, if you're meeting these women in nightclubs, that's where the problem is. Especially if they are 35 and still acting like they just turned 21.

i dont just meet women in bars, i am saying meeting someone is completely random. the only people who hate on others for meeting people in bars lack general social skills.

i am not generalizing i am stating FACTS. most independent sexy women who are at this age will 100% agree with me.

i know many sexy 30+ yos who are not married or have kids and their friends who do have kids or are married will look at them like they are the problem.

meanwhile those same friends are all in unhappy marriages with a couple brats wishing they wouldnt have rushed their youth away so fast.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

No, I said I've been married three times. I've been divorced twice. Marriage is a tool. Use it wisely. "Forever" is a fantasy.

forever is not a fantasy, what i mean is i will not marry someone until i am 100000% sure. and if that does not come well i will not get married. and when i say i do i will work at it until the bitter end. like how i included bitter hehe.

i have met girls where i thought about it but had reserves and i am glad i listened to those things.

i am not judging anyone else this is just me personally.

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Ahhh... the high-brow snooty drunks.

i live in calgary 99% of people are high brow snooty drunks.

[Raf1]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

forever is not a fantasy, what i mean is i will not marry someone until i am 100000% sure. and if that does not come well i will not get married. and when i say i do i will work at it until the bitter end. like how i included bitter hehe.

i have met girls where i thought about it but had reserves and i am glad i listened to those things.

Forever is a fantasy, because even if you someday find that magic perfect person... she's got it all.... brains, good looks, dresses well, has a great career, etc.... she's the one, and you're finally 100000% sure.

Two years later, either you or she changes. Why? Because people change. One day you realize, maybe she's not the one after all. Or maybe she decides, maybe YOU are not the one after all.

Forever suddenly seems like a very long time.

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Ever notice that alot of women go downhill after the age of 27?

Wedding cake is the most fattening thing on earth. Couple of hundred three tier cakes could have solved all of the problems in Ethiopia.

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Here are some of my thoughts:
A person of any age looks good with 10% body fat.

You're not supposed to be cooking them

[grumpy]

stop dating trailertrash

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by grumpy

stop dating trailertrash

how often have you practiced this phrase? "yes dear"

[leedsfan]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i dont need or want a woman if my life. ill wait to get married until i find true love. not be needy because of some lame personal lonely issues.

man does that ever sound so desperate.

so you have to be married to find true love?
I thought you got married BECAUSE you found true love. Guess I was wrong, LOL

At any rate, why don't you explain to us, what you consider to be your ideal woman, and then post a picture of yourself and we'll give you a matching picture of a chick we think is "your level"

[bronco67]

Tell that to Marisa Tomei....

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by leedsfan

man does that ever sound so desperate.

so you have to be married to find true love?
I thought you got married BECAUSE you found true love. Guess I was wrong, LOL

At any rate, why don't you explain to us, what you consider to be your ideal woman, and then post a picture of yourself and we'll give you a matching picture of a chick we think is "your level"

you are not wrong, you are just a complete idiot. when someone is as fucking stupid as you are you cant really call them "wrong" because they do not know any better.

1. my ideal woman is someone who is confidant in who they are. someone who doesnt constantly need to add or subtract shit or ask their bimbo friend or mother for advice. this includes dying there hair a different color 5x a year trying to look like a celebrity.

2. knows how to have fun and DOES NOT take life in general seriously. only takes things that are most important seriously.

3. NEVER had plastic surgery

4. whos mother is NOT their best friend.

5. entrepreneur personality who is a go getter and preferably NOT from a rich family.

6. someone who is confidant in the sheets and doesnt lay around like a sprained duck.

7. i need someone full of soul, full of life, down to try things.

8. does not act like every down part of life is the end of the world and be depressed eating ice cream for a week.


look i know most people are complete fucking losers. it is fact. they are just in relationships because they do not want to be alone. i get in relationships because they can be fun. not to fill some void a lot of you losers have.

[leedsfan]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

you are not wrong, you are just a complete idiot. when someone is as fucking stupid as you are you cant really call them "wrong" because they do not know any better.

1. my ideal woman is someone who is confidant in who they are. someone who doesnt constantly need to add or subtract shit or ask their bimbo friend or mother for advice. this includes dying there hair a different color 5x a year trying to look like a celebrity.
2. knows how to have fun and DOES NOT take life in general seriously. only takes things that are most important seriously.
3. NEVER had plastic surgery
4. whos mother is NOT their best friend.
5. entrepreneur personality who is a go getter and preferably NOT from a rich family.
6. someone who is confidant in the sheets and doesnt lay around like a sprained duck.
7. i need someone full of soul, full of life, down to try things.
8. does not act like every down part of life is the end of the world and be depressed eating ice cream for a week.

see, you're describing my wife. Been married 9 years and very happy with each other.

I can take your insults, because I know it's borne from you being deeply miserable with how sad you are at life generally because you're clearly an ugly guy with no dick.

Get over it mate. Life is too short.

If life deals you lemons, get a hooker.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by leedsfan

see, you're describing my wife. Been married 9 years and very happy with each other.

I can take your insults, because I know it's borne from you being deeply miserable with how sad you are at life generally because you're clearly an ugly guy with no dick.

Get over it mate. Life is too short.

If life deals you lemons, get a hooker.

dude if you only knew, i look like a friggin model. and that is no joke. the girls i have dated AGREE with my views of women and men. so many weak ass people in this world.

maybe it is just north america where everyone thinks they are somehow "special". and their story "matters".

why are you telling me about your wife? i dont give a flying fuck about you or your wife. you go tell her that. like i "described her". fuck off pussy.

[leedsfan]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

dude if you only knew, i look like a friggin model. and that is no joke. the girls i have dated AGREE with my views of women and men. so many weak ass people in this world.
why are you telling me about your wife? i dont give a flying fuck about you or your wife. you go tell her that. like i "described her". fuck off pussy.

fact is, you clearly don't look like a model. If you did you wouldn't have a problem posting a picture of yourself. I'm not the pussy here. That would be the unhappy whiney fuck who can't seem to find the "right girl"
hahaha. Have you ever considered it's because you have a small dick?

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by leedsfan

fact is, you clearly don't look like a model. If you did you wouldn't have a problem posting a picture of yourself. I'm not the pussy here. That would be the unhappy whiney fuck who can't seem to find the "right girl"
hahaha. Have you ever considered it's because you have a small dick?

wtf is with you weak minded people who always think people are looking for the "right girl" or the "right guy". i dont dive into societies pressures of getting married and popping out brats. it is pure bullshit and just set up to make someone money off YOU being weak minded.

money on rings
money on wedding presents
money on baby clothes
money on school for the brats

the list goes on and on. half you idiots get into massive debt just to have a wedding because it is the "thing to do".

that is why the divorce rate is so high.

i worry about impressing myself not weak minded people and meeting societies bullshit standards.

sorry i dont post my pics here because it is a bunch of dudes. im better off going on a gay forum at least they will come out and admit they love my huge cock and not just pretend like 90% of you closet wankers do here.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

wtf is with you weak minded people who always think people are looking for the "right girl" or the "right guy". i dont dive into societies pressures of getting married and popping out brats.

Being married / having kids are two completely different things brah.

Originally Posted by MetaMan

it is pure bullshit and just set up to make someone money off YOU being weak minded.

Agreed. The marriage industry milks its customers for as much shit as they can, just as much as any other industry.

Originally Posted by MetaMan

money on rings
money on wedding presents
money on baby clothes
money on school for the brats

the list goes on and on. half you idiots get into massive debt just to have a wedding because it is the "thing to do".

Some people don't think things through. The most I've ever spent on any of my three weddings was probably on the first one. Traveled to Denmark.... honeymooned in Spain... etc. It was probably a few thousand bucks. But I did it on a military salary which is peanuts, and without going into debt. The most I've ever spent on rings was for my current wife, and it was a shit ton. But... that was back in the days of the big porn money raining from the sky, and I had money to wipe my ass with. The wedding was just this last January, and we did it cheap. Less than $1k in Vegas. Simple, fun, easy... done.

Originally Posted by MetaMan

that is why the divorce rate is so high.

Wrong. The divorce rate is so high because people are simply incompatible with others. Even the people that have been married 40 years will tell you, it's a lot of work & compromise. Think of it like this.... spend every single day with your best male buddy, on the notion that you'll be doing it for the rest of your life, and see how long it takes to get into an argument. Share a bank account with him and see how long money "issues" pop up. Some choose to work through those times, others divorce. It has nothing to do with the cost of the wedding.

Originally Posted by MetaMan

sorry i dont post my pics here because it is a bunch of dudes. im better off going on a gay forum at least they will come out and admit they love my huge cock and not just pretend like 90% of you closet wankers do here.

Agreed.

[leedsfan]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

wtf is with you weak minded people who always think people are looking for the "right girl" or the "right guy". i dont dive into societies pressures of getting married and popping out brats. it is pure bullshit and just set up to make someone money off YOU being weak minded.

i worry about impressing myself not weak minded people and meeting societies bullshit standards.

sorry i dont post my pics here because it is a bunch of dudes. im better off going on a gay forum (which I do at least once a day to jack off with my buddies) at least they will come out and admit they love my huge cock and not just pretend like 90% of you closet wankers do here.

You're calling me weak, and an idiot because you have no other comeback. How fucking sad for you. Expected, but sad. No-one is interested in that. Just in responding to your threads by pointing out where you are wrong, which happens a lot.

Don't be jealous because someone else is happy. It makes you look small, in every sense.

Why don't you go back to worrying about impressing yourself.....classic!!

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I don't care. As long as they are intelligent. I can't stand to listen to stupid people speak for more than a minute. Why is it that most of the "super beautiful" people are also the fucking dumbest?

Bang on.


Listening to a couple of idiots chat is like fingernails down a chalk board.

[baddog]

Probably because most guys do at the same time.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by leedsfan

You're calling me weak, and an idiot because you have no other comeback. How fucking sad for you. Expected, but sad. No-one is interested in that. Just in responding to your threads by pointing out where you are wrong, which happens a lot.

Don't be jealous because someone else is happy. It makes you look small, in every sense.

Why don't you go back to worrying about impressing yourself.....classic!!

i know your type you are 35+ looking back on young, successful, good looking independent guys like myself wishing "what could have been".

you have put such a front up in your life that you forget why you had to put one up in the first place.

you most likely get liquored up at local pubs, talk shit to guys in their prime and have been beaten up by guys almost half your age at least once.

it's fine when you are 60 and you and your wife no longer sleep in the same bed, and the only contact you have is when you pick up your plate for dinner and all you do is sit in your reclining chair watching CNN bitching about politics remember me.

[digitaldivas]

Originally Posted by Randy West

I think you are either trolling, dead fucking wrong, or live in a place where the women must be hideous. Women in their late 20's to late 30's are prime for a good old fashioned pumping.

Sure, some get overweight, have stretch marks, wide hips, etc. however it tends to be mostly due to child birthing. By that age they may have pumped out a baby or two. That's to be expected in the average female if you know absolutely anything about the female anatomy.

I don't agree 100 percent but Randy West = Respect

[PenisFace]

People talk about sex being sacred and all that shit. It's not. It's a thing where you put your dick inside of someone (or if you're a woman, someone puts their dick inside of you). It feels nice, is fun to do, and... Every single animal fucks.

And you know what? A hole is a hole. Even the ugliest men and women fuck. If a woman magically turned into some kind of ham beast after turning 28... She still needs a little bit of lovin'. Know what I mean?

What I'm saying is I fuck ugly chicks.

[webair]

Originally Posted by TopbucksMatt

Sounds like you have lovely and well-balanced women in your life.

[OTerror]

I think at age 27, they realize that they are getting old. So they drink their HATORADE!

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by PenisFace

People talk about sex being sacred and all that shit. It's not. It's a thing where you put your dick inside of someone (or if you're a woman, someone puts their dick inside of you). It feels nice, is fun to do, and... Every single animal fucks.

And you know what? A hole is a hole. Even the ugliest men and women fuck. If a woman magically turned into some kind of ham beast after turning 28... She still needs a little bit of lovin'. Know what I mean?

What I'm saying is I fuck ugly chicks.

great post.

i fucked a fat chick onetime, nice fake tits, but i swear i had a shower 4x per day for a week after. her fatness made me feel really dirty. sometimes now i will get cringes thinking about it.

she wasnt even a beast, just your average softball player size, i dont mean the hot pro ones i mean the beer league ones.

[Bryan G]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

great post.

i fucked a fat chick onetime, nice fake tits, but i swear i had a shower 4x per day for a week after. her fatness made me feel really dirty. sometimes now i will get cringes thinking about it.

she wasnt even a beast, just your average softball player size, i dont mean the hot pro ones i mean the beer league ones.

This is a change, all your other posts you said you would never fuck a fat chick. Anyhow troll along!

[Agent 488]

plenty of hot moms/milfs out there.