I'm A Gonna Play Me Some Red Dead Redemption - GoFuckYourself.com

garce · 07-30-2010, 12:10 AM

I've got some beer, I have some smoked salmon which has just been introduced to some French Onion crackers, cream cheese, green onions and a tiny sprig of Mexican parsley, and I'm a gonna log into PSN and disturb some shit.

Realgfs · 07-30-2010, 12:30 AM

Sounds sweet.. I'm gonna do the same thing, just Alan Wake on Xbox.. It's raining outside, what else to do, than fire up the bigass TV and souround sound

Have a good time bud!

Ole76 · 07-30-2010, 12:37 AM

since when gfy become shitty twitter?

Ole76 · 07-30-2010, 01:47 AM

Bloggers are ruining the internet. What are "bloggers"? They're fat--usually gothic--losers who keep web logs instead of hanging out with friends because they wet the bed and don't have any. A web log is a type of online diary where people who aren't important can pretend to be by writing to an imaginary audience. Girls are notorious for keeping these. On a typical site, you'll find a 17 year old girl with hundreds of webcam pictures of herself pasted everywhere, an Amazon wish list so they can exploit wankers that visit their site, and about 2 gigs worth of text documenting every time they took a shit, had an epiphany about taking a shit or ate something (all written in extremely stylish, yet IMPOSSIBLE TO READ micro-font).

Here is an actual quote from a web log I happened across in my referral logs today: "I took the best nap today.. so so great. And I ate a sandwich, but it wasnt that great, and it kinda made me sick... but it's better than nothing."

So the question is: does anybody in the universe care about Ms. X who had "the best nap today" or that she ate a mediocre sandwich? I don't, which is why I promptly uninstalled my browser and punched some guy sitting next to me. The page goes on and on about how she's bored, tired, depressed, lonely, hungry, frustrated, etc, etc, etc. I can't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

(c) Madd0x

iSpyCams · 07-30-2010, 04:58 AM

Red Dead Redemption is the best 60 bucks I ever spent on a game. I think it is a mistake for you to have such an elaborate snack while playing it though, you need your hands free.

seeandsee · 07-30-2010, 05:15 AM

i will play that in 2-3 years maybe, i don't need games

tabasco · 07-30-2010, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ole76

Bloggers are ruining the internet. What are "bloggers"? They're fat--usually gothic--losers who keep web logs instead of hanging out with friends because they wet the bed and don't have any. A web log is a type of online diary where people who aren't important can pretend to be by writing to an imaginary audience. Girls are notorious for keeping these. On a typical site, you'll find a 17 year old girl with hundreds of webcam pictures of herself pasted everywhere, an Amazon wish list so they can exploit wankers that visit their site, and about 2 gigs worth of text documenting every time they took a shit, had an epiphany about taking a shit or ate something (all written in extremely stylish, yet IMPOSSIBLE TO READ micro-font).

Here is an actual quote from a web log I happened across in my referral logs today: "I took the best nap today.. so so great. And I ate a sandwich, but it wasnt that great, and it kinda made me sick... but it's better than nothing."

So the question is: does anybody in the universe care about Ms. X who had "the best nap today" or that she ate a mediocre sandwich? I don't, which is why I promptly uninstalled my browser and punched some guy sitting next to me. The page goes on and on about how she's bored, tired, depressed, lonely, hungry, frustrated, etc, etc, etc. I can't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

(c) Madd0x

At least with twitter they are limited to 140 characters of drivel... yours is >1000

garce · 08-02-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Red Dead Redemption is the best 60 bucks I ever spent on a game. I think it is a mistake for you to have such an elaborate snack while playing it though, you need your hands free.

Was playing the co-op missions and woofed down a cracker between loadouts. I think the beer caused more posse member's deaths than the salmon.

Leshansom · 08-02-2010, 03:15 PM

sounds fucking great man! I'm about to buy that game as soon as i trade in Assassin's Creed II What do you think to Just Cause 2 have you played it yet, i haven't

garce · 08-02-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ole76

since when gfy become shitty twitter?

I don't twitter, dude

I can see your point though - pretty obvious by my signup date and post count that I do nothing but sit here and spam GFY with pointless nonsense everyday.

You've got 90 posts in five years. I think I'm justified in telling to fuck off and shut up

in any order that fits your schedule

Leshansom · 08-02-2010, 03:16 PM

Shame you weren't limited too dude! LOL!

garce · 08-02-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Leshansom

sounds fucking great man! I'm about to buy that game as soon as i trade in Assassin's Creed II What do you think to Just Cause 2 have you played it yet, i haven't

I haven't played either of those, unfortunately. Due to time constraints, I tend to buy a game and play it over the course of a few months.

Over the last year I've had time for Arkham Asylum, MLB 09 : The Show, and Red Dead. I do have a shitload of PSN downloadable games for a quick fix (Joe Danger FTW!), but I really don't have time for long, story based games.

Red Dead is great, although it takes some commitment and its pacing can be a bit slow.

garce · 08-02-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ole76

blah blah blah, etc

(c) Madd0x

Hey! I'm a blogger as well. You got me nailed! Here's my pic! http://www.thelasthonestman.com/

Horny Dude · 08-02-2010, 03:51 PM

Love Red Dead Redemption. The single player campaign was even kick ass. I just wish they had more shit you could buy during the game. GTA you could buy all kinds of stuff.

garce · 08-02-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Horny Dude

Love Red Dead Redemption. The single player campaign was even kick ass. I just wish they had more shit you could buy during the game. GTA you could buy all kinds of stuff.

I agree with you there. I did get a bit tired of continually skinning animals to raise cash and finding out there wasn't much to purchase.

But that's why God invented XBox Live and PSN - DLC!

Great single player story. I'm loving RDR multiplayer, although it sometimes takes a bit of work to find a posse that's not filled with idiots.

CaptainHowdy · 08-02-2010, 04:16 PM

Congrats I guess...

Marialovesporn · 08-02-2010, 04:22 PM

The multiplayer mode is awesome and when going to a gang hideout with some friends the game really rocks..

bronco67 · 08-02-2010, 04:31 PM

I got tired of riding a horse for 20 miles while listening to some asshole jabber "character development" in my ear, then shoot some guy and go back another 20 miles to get 5 bucks from the sheriff so I can buy a new animal pelt.

I traded it in and got God of War 3 instead. Best game ever.

Rochard · 08-02-2010, 04:45 PM

I rented it this weekend just to see what it was about. It's interesting.... But I just don't like the Xbox at all. If it comes out on PC I'd buy it. Otherwise pass.

garce · 08-02-2010, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I got tired of riding a horse for 20 miles while listening to some asshole jabber "character development" in my ear, then shoot some guy and go back another 20 miles to get 5 bucks from the sheriff so I can buy a new animal pelt.

I traded it in and got God of War 3 instead. Best game ever.

Yeah, that's not how it works. Maybe during a first impression, but, being older, I did enjoy the story and scenarios. There are moments of complete mayhem followed by breathtaking vistas and the freedom o explore the world.

I love the pacing that allows me to catch my breath before I have to wipe out fifty mexican soldiers.

Single player - maybe even multiplayer - is not pick up and play. But I've sat on my horse on a mountain ridge and watched the sun rise.

Rockstar earned my $50 with this puppy.

Having said that, God of War 3 is next on my list.

$5 submissions · 08-02-2010, 05:14 PM

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll check it out.

bronco67 · 08-02-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

Yeah, that's not how it works. Maybe during a first impression, but, being older, I did enjoy the story and scenarios. There are moments of complete mayhem followed by breathtaking vistas and the freedom o explore the world.

I love the pacing that allows me to catch my breath before I have to wipe out fifty mexican soldiers.

Single player - maybe even multiplayer - is not pick up and play. But I've sat on my horse on a mountain ridge and watched the sun rise.

Rockstar earned my $50 with this puppy.

Having said that, God of War 3 is next on my list.

I'm actually totally into the the type of experience you're talking about...the slow builder, with an open world and the freedom to do much more than a linear game. I just didn't think it was executed in a way that made me want to keep playing. My perfect sandbox game would be Fallout 3.

Red Dead was technically glitchy also. God of War 3 was so good, technically and story-wise, that I also played through parts 1 and 2, which has been remastered in HD for the PS3. They were pretty damn good too.

Marialovesporn · 08-03-2010, 03:11 PM

God of War 3 is on my list now ;-)

07-30-2010, 12:10 AM	#1
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	I'm A Gonna Play Me Some Red Dead Redemption I've got some beer, I have some smoked salmon which has just been introduced to some French Onion crackers, cream cheese, green onions and a tiny sprig of Mexican parsley, and I'm a gonna log into PSN and disturb some shit.

07-30-2010, 12:30 AM	#2
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Ole76 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 119	since when gfy become shitty twitter?

07-30-2010, 01:47 AM	#4
Ole76 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 119	Bloggers are ruining the internet. What are "bloggers"? They're fat--usually gothic--losers who keep web logs instead of hanging out with friends because they wet the bed and don't have any. A web log is a type of online diary where people who aren't important can pretend to be by writing to an imaginary audience. Girls are notorious for keeping these. On a typical site, you'll find a 17 year old girl with hundreds of webcam pictures of herself pasted everywhere, an Amazon wish list so they can exploit wankers that visit their site, and about 2 gigs worth of text documenting every time they took a shit, had an epiphany about taking a shit or ate something (all written in extremely stylish, yet IMPOSSIBLE TO READ micro-font). Here is an actual quote from a web log I happened across in my referral logs today: "I took the best nap today.. so so great. And I ate a sandwich, but it wasnt that great, and it kinda made me sick... but it's better than nothing." So the question is: does anybody in the universe care about Ms. X who had "the best nap today" or that she ate a mediocre sandwich? I don't, which is why I promptly uninstalled my browser and punched some guy sitting next to me. The page goes on and on about how she's bored, tired, depressed, lonely, hungry, frustrated, etc, etc, etc. I can't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly. (c) Madd0x

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Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,912	Love Red Dead Redemption. The single player campaign was even kick ass. I just wish they had more shit you could buy during the game. GTA you could buy all kinds of stuff. __________________

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Marialovesporn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 579	The multiplayer mode is awesome and when going to a gang hideout with some friends the game really rocks..

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I got tired of riding a horse for 20 miles while listening to some asshole jabber "character development" in my ear, then shoot some guy and go back another 20 miles to get 5 bucks from the sheriff so I can buy a new animal pelt. I traded it in and got God of War 3 instead. Best game ever. __________________

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,568	I rented it this weekend just to see what it was about. It's interesting.... But I just don't like the Xbox at all. If it comes out on PC I'd buy it. Otherwise pass. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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08-03-2010, 03:11 PM	#23
Marialovesporn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 579	God of War 3 is on my list now ;-)