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The Demon · 09-10-2010, 07:27 PM

http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-its-...-to-lady-gaga/

Hilarious always.

Scott McD · 09-10-2010, 07:36 PM

I stopped paying attention to that cow loooooooooooooong ago !!!

DBS.US · 09-10-2010, 07:42 PM

Maybe she's smarter than everyone else who is struggling to break into the music industry. Bottom line is the money $$$$$$$$

iTugIt · 09-10-2010, 07:47 PM

I enjoyed it. Thanks. I didn't find her annoying at all with her dark hair playing the piano before she made it big.

iTugIt · 09-10-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I stopped paying attention to that cow loooooooooooooong ago !!!

Cow? My personal opinion is that annoying bitch has an amzing body. Nice, real tits and a killer dumper.

kane · 09-10-2010, 07:49 PM

I have said all along that Lady Gaga is a case anyone in marketing should study. She found a niche for herself, a void in the market that she could fill and she exploited the hell out of it. It's a very good lesson to anyone who wants to be successful in business.

tiger · 09-10-2010, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Maybe she's smarter than everyone else who is struggling to break into the music industry. Bottom line is the money $$$$$$$$

And who ever wrote that article doesn't know shit about music, she's obviously very talented musically and as an entertainer. Even if you doubt that there is no denying that she is killing it on the biz end of things. I'll take her over idiots like Britney or Jessica Simpson any day.

Scott McD · 09-10-2010, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by iTugIt

Cow? My personal opinion is that annoying bitch has an amzing body. Nice, real tits and a killer dumper.

She is UGLY !!!

And has 80 year old tits.

Alprazolam · 09-10-2010, 08:13 PM

haters gonna hate

Major (Tom) · 09-11-2010, 12:21 AM

ehh, she does what she does, and she's good at it it seems. I mean people are buying it. I dont listen to her but i'm not going to hate on her either.
ds

iTugIt · 09-11-2010, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

She is UGLY !!!

And has 80 year old tits.

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Those tits aren't like an 80 year olds and I never said anything about her face. That bitch is sucking up all the free air......and coke.

The Demon · 09-11-2010, 12:37 AM

Compared to the rest of modern pop and music, she DOES have talent. She can sing high and low, in fact some of her shitty songs are done high and others are done low. She's also classically trained on the piano and I'd say Elton John wouldn't just play with anybody. With that said, she would have much more respect and credibility if she was the normal person she used to be before she turned into Satan. Then again you can't blame her. Today's music fans are dumber than dirt.

seeandsee · 09-11-2010, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon

http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-its-...-to-lady-gaga/

Hilarious always.

lol fashion experts :D

cam_girls · 09-11-2010, 04:31 AM

In the gym they played AWESOME inspirational dance music you could train for hours to ..... NEXT DOOR in the aerobics hall.

The gym played the radio and barely once a week they played an ok song.

One good techno song in the gym and I'm pumped!

Then 1997 to 2000 the radio improved out of sight! Every second song was commercial dance music / techno.

Then they tossed it all away, 2002 to 2009 went retro and 70s 80s style moron guys moaning into the mike and crappy guitar songs.

In 2009 there was ONE dance song on the radio all year - You'll never see me again!

Then THANK F*CK for Lady Gaga!!!!!!!!!!!

She turned it around again, I mean her music is sh1t if you can get access to dance club techno but damn it's good for radio and got rid of the retro 80s crap that's so abundant.

iSpyCams · 09-11-2010, 04:37 AM

Best line from the article: cracked-out Wookiee-poacher at a Rod Stewart lookalike contest.

Verbal · 09-11-2010, 04:40 AM

lol, great quote:

"If you have enough eye shadow to give off the impression that you're an adventurous prostitute who only caters to raccoons, well that's just gravy."

ottopottomouse · 09-11-2010, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by iTugIt

Cow? My personal opinion is that annoying bitch has an amzing body. Nice, real tits and a killer dumper.

I'd rather hear your guide dog's opinion.

ottopottomouse · 09-11-2010, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls

In the gym they played AWESOME inspirational dance music you could train for hours to ..... NEXT DOOR in the aerobics hall.

Waddle out of the gym and go in the aerobics hall then. Your opinion of yourself as the perfect example of a male might begin to be shared by a few other people if you actually got fit.

Scott McD · 09-11-2010, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iTugIt

Those tits aren't like an 80 year olds

My bad.

7o year old ???

J. Falcon · 09-11-2010, 05:43 AM

Fuck that bitch.

nico-t · 09-11-2010, 06:30 AM

lame article, tries hard to be funny but fails miserably.
The name line in the end says enough about this guys sense of humor:

"Daniel O'Brien is a time-traveling funk-flautist who performs under the stage name Archbishop Fartnoise."

sums up the childish sense of humor of this guy, what a lame joke.

potter · 09-11-2010, 08:48 AM

That article NAILED it.

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I have said all along that Lady Gaga is a case anyone in marketing should study. She found a niche for herself, a void in the market that she could fill and she exploited the hell out of it. It's a very good lesson to anyone who wants to be successful in business.

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09-11-2010, 12:37 AM	#12
The Demon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 7,336	Compared to the rest of modern pop and music, she DOES have talent. She can sing high and low, in fact some of her shitty songs are done high and others are done low. She's also classically trained on the piano and I'd say Elton John wouldn't just play with anybody. With that said, she would have much more respect and credibility if she was the normal person she used to be before she turned into Satan. Then again you can't blame her. Today's music fans are dumber than dirt. __________________ Greed is Good

09-11-2010, 04:31 AM	#14
cam_girls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,968	In the gym they played AWESOME inspirational dance music you could train for hours to ..... NEXT DOOR in the aerobics hall. The gym played the radio and barely once a week they played an ok song. One good techno song in the gym and I'm pumped! Then 1997 to 2000 the radio improved out of sight! Every second song was commercial dance music / techno. Then they tossed it all away, 2002 to 2009 went retro and 70s 80s style moron guys moaning into the mike and crappy guitar songs. In 2009 there was ONE dance song on the radio all year - You'll never see me again! Then THANK FCK for Lady Gaga!!!!!!!!!!! She turned it around again, I mean her music is sh1t if you can get access to dance club techno but damn it's good for radio and got rid of the retro 80s crap that's so abundant. Last edited by cam_girls; 09-11-2010 at 04:33 AM..*

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iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	Best line from the article: cracked-out Wookiee-poacher at a Rod Stewart lookalike contest.

09-11-2010, 04:40 AM	#16
Verbal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,420	lol, great quote: "If you have enough eye shadow to give off the impression that you're an adventurous prostitute who only caters to raccoons, well that's just gravy."

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09-11-2010, 06:30 AM	#21
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	lame article, tries hard to be funny but fails miserably. The name line in the end says enough about this guys sense of humor: "Daniel O'Brien is a time-traveling funk-flautist who performs under the stage name Archbishop Fartnoise." sums up the childish sense of humor of this guy, what a lame joke.

09-11-2010, 08:48 AM	#22
potter Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Denver Posts: 6,559	That article NAILED it. __________________