Targetted marketing fail [PIC] - GoFuckYourself.com

DamianJ · 09-13-2010, 11:48 AM

Obviously, anyone that works in marketing knows that segmenting your audience and making specific offers based on that segmentation is A Good Thing.

Sometimes, however, it fucks up:

chronig · 09-13-2010, 11:50 AM

The specifics of certain phobias like this one are ridiculous... crazy to think that more than one bat shit crazy idiot suffers from something like that...

DamianJ · 09-13-2010, 11:52 AM

Oh and I failed in the spelling of targeted. Shame on me.

Bryan G · 09-13-2010, 11:53 AM

Lmao!!!!

Jarmusch · 09-13-2010, 11:53 AM

What are the chances of someone being watched by a duck during their lifetime?

DamianJ · 09-13-2010, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

What are the chances of someone being watched by a duck during their lifetime?

I guess that depends on how often they go to places ducks hang out.

Dejan · 09-13-2010, 11:58 AM

u reddit?

fatfoo · 09-13-2010, 12:04 PM

Ha ha ha. Fear of being watched by a duck exists. The bird is watching you. Of course, fear of Aflac bird will reduce sales, unless you have no choice but to be under the wing. The feathers of the company are the people. It can't fly with plucked out feathers.

MaDalton · 09-13-2010, 12:06 PM

if it walks like a duck...

Penthouse Tony · 09-13-2010, 12:10 PM

LOL that's hilarious.

Jarmusch · 09-13-2010, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

I guess that depends on how often they go to places ducks hang out.

But the people with this phobia have a fear of being watched by a duck no matter where they are. Mind boggling.

ottopottomouse · 09-13-2010, 12:15 PM

There's a duck behind you now.

Wanking.

Yo Adrian · 09-13-2010, 12:15 PM

man that's SO perfect.. that aflac duck even looks like he's staring your ass down

MaDalton · 09-13-2010, 12:15 PM

reminds of something i once saw on a news site btw

minicivan · 09-13-2010, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Ha ha ha. Fear of being watched by a duck exists. The bird is watching you. Of course, fear of Aflac bird will reduce sales, unless you have no choice but to be under the wing. The feathers of the company are the people. It can't fly with plucked out feathers.

fatfoo · 09-13-2010, 12:18 PM

DamianJ, you don't have a fear of being watched by a duck.
You show your real face to everyone on the Internet (as few others on GFY).
I respect that. It is a courageous thing to do.
That means you are not hiding.

woj · 09-13-2010, 12:23 PM

michael.kickass · 09-13-2010, 12:27 PM

That's some crazy shit.

Ad-Min · 09-13-2010, 12:49 PM

LOL HAHAHAHA

C H R I S · 09-13-2010, 12:53 PM

Great find Damian.

Chosen · 09-13-2010, 01:47 PM

SleazyBear · 09-13-2010, 01:55 PM

I have a major fear of plastic, But just the kind that says Epassporte and Visa, I am scared they are going to fail.. Oh wait.. LOL...

Riffhard · 09-13-2010, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

if it walks like a duck...

It must be Chuck Berry?

fuzebox · 09-13-2010, 01:59 PM

Classic Far Side.

09-13-2010, 11:48 AM	#1
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fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Ha ha ha. Fear of being watched by a duck exists. The bird is watching you. Of course, fear of Aflac bird will reduce sales, unless you have no choice but to be under the wing. The feathers of the company are the people. It can't fly with plucked out feathers. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected] Last edited by fatfoo; 09-13-2010 at 12:11 PM..

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09-13-2010, 11:50 AM	#2
chronig Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,653	The specifics of certain phobias like this one are ridiculous... crazy to think that more than one bat shit crazy idiot suffers from something like that...

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DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Oh and I failed in the spelling of targeted. Shame on me.

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fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	DamianJ, you don't have a fear of being watched by a duck. You show your real face to everyone on the Internet (as few others on GFY). I respect that. It is a courageous thing to do. That means you are not hiding. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected] Last edited by fatfoo; 09-13-2010 at 12:20 PM..

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