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Scott McD · 11-03-2010, 01:31 PM

Poor doggy...

dyna mo · 11-03-2010, 01:35 PM

i'm pretty sure that's an alligator.

PeekHoles · 11-03-2010, 01:36 PM

lol I bet they had a hard time catching him..

ottopottomouse · 11-03-2010, 01:47 PM

Bet the dogs traumatised for life.

AndiLand · 11-03-2010, 01:50 PM

LOL! That's adorable... silly puppy

2intense · 11-03-2010, 01:53 PM

Scott McD · 11-03-2010, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Bet the dogs traumatised for life.

Tell me about it. Being an animal lover i felt guilty laughing at first.

alias · 11-03-2010, 01:56 PM

Nice one.

yuu.design · 11-03-2010, 02:01 PM

hahaha, ohh my!

Machete_ · 11-03-2010, 02:08 PM

welcome to the internet

Deej · 11-03-2010, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i'm pretty sure that's an alligator.

Phoenix · 11-03-2010, 02:50 PM

thats funny for sure..poor dog though...especially when the thing got air

u-Bob · 11-03-2010, 02:51 PM

hehe

stocktrader23 · 11-03-2010, 02:51 PM

This works better if you attach an 18 inch long piece of tape to your cats tail. Prepare for destroyed house.

Itchy · 11-03-2010, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by stocktrader23

This works better if you attach an 18 inch long piece of tape to your cats tail. Prepare for destroyed house.

I'll have to try that on my brothers cat and at his house too lol

Freaky_Akula · 11-03-2010, 02:56 PM

Poor dog.

bbobby86 · 11-03-2010, 03:01 PM

good one... funny...

czarina · 11-03-2010, 03:02 PM

that poor puppy was scared out of his wits, poor thing!

pornguy · 11-03-2010, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by stocktrader23

This works better if you attach an 18 inch long piece of tape to your cats tail. Prepare for destroyed house.

Ducttape put sticky side out and attached to the bottom of their feet is an interesting watch as well.

CaptainWolfy · 11-03-2010, 03:07 PM

lool funny shit

woj · 11-03-2010, 03:07 PM

XX_RydeR · 11-03-2010, 03:10 PM

I feel sorry for the dog, but I couldn't help but laugh

passionreviews · 11-03-2010, 03:19 PM

Haha that is the funniest thing I've seen all day, thanks!

Cyber Fucker · 11-03-2010, 03:38 PM

lol.... foolish doggie

Cash4Me · 11-03-2010, 03:57 PM

Dog on trauma

thickcash_amo · 11-03-2010, 04:26 PM

HAHAHA thats so fucked up!!

$5 submissions · 11-03-2010, 04:31 PM

Dog trauma can be debilitating. I have a chihuahua and he used to be the Alpha male of our small pack of 4 chis. He got loose one day and was just barking at a neighbor from far away. The neighbor picked up a rock and pegged my poor chi after he turned around to run back into the house. Although he was cut slightly, we were glad he didn't get the whole brunt of the rock. To this day, he's very skittish and scared of people. I give him long hugs and carry him as often as I can throughout the day but still no effect.

Physical wounds heal, mental wounds last a lifetime.

AnimeFevers · 11-03-2010, 04:32 PM

Haha nice 1

docputer · 11-03-2010, 05:16 PM

I thought I was going to see a re-creation of a few years back.

We were walking on the riverwalk on Lake Monroe in Sanford Fl, and we had our dogs with us. It was mid-afternoon and there were lots of people, dogs and kids about.
Our biggest greyhound, Billy, lowered his head by the water's edge, and a gator jumped out of the water trying to grab him.

For some reason instead of pulling back, Billy jumped into the water, and I ended up in the water too.

I grabbed the dog, and somehow at the same time kicked the gator as hard as I could. My wife and a guy that was standing there grabbed me and hauled both me and the dog out. Nobody ended up hurt, but Billy would not go anywhere near water again.
He would not get close to our pool.

lucPL · 11-03-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Dog trauma can be debilitating. I have a chihuahua and he used to be the Alpha male of our small pack of 4 chis. He got loose one day and was just barking at a neighbor from far away. The neighbor picked up a rock and pegged my poor chi after he turned around to run back into the house. Although he was cut slightly, we were glad he didn't get the whole brunt of the rock. To this day, he's very skittish and scared of people. I give him long hugs and carry him as often as I can throughout the day but still no effect.

Physical wounds heal, mental wounds last a lifetime.

nope, he was never alpha, he just wish to be. Just like 90% of men these days, everyone is so alpha but when something is happening (fight etc) then the truth is coming out. That they are all just a pussies.

alpha male dog would pick up this rock and use it to beat the neighbor to death. yup.

dyna mo · 11-03-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Dog trauma can be debilitating. I have a chihuahua and he used to be the Alpha male of our small pack of 4 chis. He got loose one day and was just barking at a neighbor from far away. The neighbor picked up a rock and pegged my poor chi after he turned around to run back into the house. Although he was cut slightly, we were glad he didn't get the whole brunt of the rock. To this day, he's very skittish and scared of people. I give him long hugs and carry him as often as I can throughout the day but still no effect.

Physical wounds heal, mental wounds last a lifetime.

man, that's horrible!

Supz · 11-03-2010, 05:46 PM

that should be an americas funniest home videos award winner.

brassmonkey · 11-03-2010, 06:29 PM

hahaha!!!!

fatfoo · 11-03-2010, 06:30 PM

Ha ha ha. That is a funny one.

rogueteens · 11-03-2010, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i'm pretty sure that's an alligator.

No, its definatly a dog.

Furious_Male · 11-03-2010, 08:33 PM

That will mess him up. One of my former rotts caught his collar on a metal magazine rack in the house one day. Tore around the house smashing the shit out of everything with that thing hanging from his neck for a good 2-3 minutes before I could get things under control. He was a bit nervous the rest of his life when around anything that fell near him (like a broom etc.). If he knocked something over he would jump.

Scott McD · 11-04-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

No, its definatly a dog.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-04-2010, 08:54 AM

Nice one, I LOLed.

dyna mo · 11-04-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

you thought that was funny but not my alligator quip?

that was some funny shit man! come on, 2nd post, the whole alligator or croc thing applied to a blow up toy, that's gold man! gold i tell ya.

the dog thing doesn't even work, you already mentioned dog in the thread title- *dog attacks dog* ?? see, that doesn't even work.

come on!

brassmonkey · 11-04-2010, 09:03 AM

omg that funny how he tries to square up then figures its better to run for dear life!

Scott McD · 11-04-2010, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

you thought that was funny but not my alligator quip?

that was some funny shit man! come on, 2nd post, the whole alligator or croc thing applied to a blow up toy, that's gold man! gold i tell ya.

the dog thing doesn't even work, you already mentioned dog in the thread title- *dog attacks dog* ?? see, that doesn't even work.

come on!

No the dog joke worked better. He never implied dog attacks dog.

So his joke got 8/10. Yours only got 4/10.

dyna mo · 11-04-2010, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

No the dog joke worked better. He never implied dog attacks dog.

So his joke got 8/10. Yours only got 4/10.

a 4/10?! are you insane? that joke has cachet baby, cachet out the ying yang!

a1ka1ine · 11-04-2010, 10:51 AM

dog joke 8, alligator joke 5, animated gif 10/10 made me smile for the first time today and im going to bed now -.-

tranza · 11-04-2010, 10:53 AM

Lololololololololololololololol.... That gif rocks!!

dyna mo · 11-04-2010, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by a1ka1ine

dog joke 8, alligator joke 5, animated gif 10/10 made me smile for the first time today and im going to bed now -.-

alligator joke has cachet baby! the dog joke was a clear copycat of my alligator joke too. not to mention, it couldn't of even been done without my joke.

Scott McD · 11-04-2010, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

a 4/10?! are you insane? that joke has cachet baby, cachet out the ying yang!

Ok 5/10 since it was the first reply.

Infact no it's still 4/10...

John-ACWM · 11-04-2010, 11:05 AM

LOL I am actually happy it wasn't all blood and gore.

Platinumpimp · 11-04-2010, 11:08 AM

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SmokeyTheBear · 11-05-2010, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Dog trauma can be debilitating. I have a chihuahua and he used to be the Alpha male of our small pack of 4 chis. He got loose one day and was just barking at a neighbor from far away. The neighbor picked up a rock and pegged my poor chi after he turned around to run back into the house. Although he was cut slightly, we were glad he didn't get the whole brunt of the rock. To this day, he's very skittish and scared of people. I give him long hugs and carry him as often as I can throughout the day but still no effect.

Physical wounds heal, mental wounds last a lifetime.

tough love not puppy love. your dog was the leader of a gang, thuglife , he did his first crime and got a bit scared ( natural ), now you are giving him hugs n shit in front of his homies.

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