Monkey N Cheese Joke - Dumb but it grows on you - GoFuckYourself.com

chazzKorvex · 11-11-2010, 11:12 AM

A monkey walks into a bar and sits down - looks at the Bartender and asks Do you have any cheese? The Bartender says no this is a bar - we dont serve cheese here maybe go to the supermarket- The monkey gets up leaves and comes back an hour later -

The monkey sits down again looks at the Bartender again He points his finger at the Bartender and shouts YOU do you have any cheese? The bartender getting a little pissed says to the monkey - I told you before you stupid monkey I dont have any fukin cheese now get out of here.

The monkey gets up and leaves just like the Bartender asks - The Monkey then comes back a couple hours later and asks again Do you have any cheese? The Bartender says to the Monkey I dont have any fukin cheese how many times do I have to tell you that AND if you ask me again Im going to hit you on the head with a Hammer -

The Monkey points at the Bartender and asks do YOU you have any hammers - The Bartender Pissed says NO I dont have any fukin Hammers this is a Bar I serve drinks I told you that YOU FUKIN DUMBASS MONKEY - The monkey asks again do you have any cheese!

Agent 488 · 11-11-2010, 11:12 AM

cliff notes?

fatfoo · 11-11-2010, 11:20 AM

Do you have any cheese? Ha ha. Funny joke.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-11-2010, 11:38 AM

ADG

CaptainHowdy · 11-11-2010, 11:54 AM

I'm not reading all that...

Bryan G · 11-11-2010, 11:57 AM

err ok then

chazzKorvex · 11-11-2010, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm not reading all that...

It took longer to write what you wrote and submit it then to read my joke - Unless your a very slow reader -

Randy West · 11-11-2010, 12:04 PM

ottopottomouse · 11-11-2010, 12:06 PM

Wasn't funny when the snake told it to Eve.

chazzKorvex · 11-12-2010, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Wasn't funny when the snake told it to Eve.

THAT was a different joke lol

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-12-2010, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chazzKorvex

THAT was a different joke lol

You're a lot like your joke Chazzhole, dumb, and your dumbness keeps growing on GFY...

BTW, nice sig! It's so...hmm, how should I put it...big!!!

ADG

P.S. Don't take what I am saying personal - I'm just yanking your crank for s & g.

CaptainHowdy · 11-12-2010, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chazzKorvex

It took longer to write what you wrote and submit it then to read my joke - Unless your a very slow reader -

Yeah, looks like the joke miscarriaged inside of me...

11-11-2010, 11:12 AM	#1
chazzKorvex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 179	Monkey N Cheese Joke - Dumb but it grows on you A monkey walks into a bar and sits down - looks at the Bartender and asks Do you have any cheese? The Bartender says no this is a bar - we dont serve cheese here maybe go to the supermarket- The monkey gets up leaves and comes back an hour later - The monkey sits down again looks at the Bartender again He points his finger at the Bartender and shouts YOU do you have any cheese? The bartender getting a little pissed says to the monkey - I told you before you stupid monkey I dont have any fukin cheese now get out of here. The monkey gets up and leaves just like the Bartender asks - The Monkey then comes back a couple hours later and asks again Do you have any cheese? The Bartender says to the Monkey I dont have any fukin cheese how many times do I have to tell you that AND if you ask me again Im going to hit you on the head with a Hammer - The Monkey points at the Bartender and asks do YOU you have any hammers - The Bartender Pissed says NO I dont have any fukin Hammers this is a Bar I serve drinks I told you that YOU FUKIN DUMBASS MONKEY - The monkey asks again do you have any cheese! __________________ Chazz Korvex

11-11-2010, 11:20 AM	#3
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11-11-2010, 11:57 AM	#6
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11-11-2010, 11:12 AM	#2
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	cliff notes?

11-11-2010, 12:04 PM	#8
Randy West So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,079

11-11-2010, 12:06 PM	#9
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Wasn't funny when the snake told it to Eve. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101