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u-Bob · 11-18-2010, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah

Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

Noob doesn't know the lorem ipsum trick!

B.Barnato · 11-18-2010, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

Noob doesn't know the lorem ipsum trick!

he must be very fresh to seo

TheDA · 11-18-2010, 09:16 AM

Some great tips in this thread. It's opened my eyes.

MrCain · 11-18-2010, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah

Lorem ipsum good for SEO? What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

No. Matt Cutts confirmed it.

awxm · 11-18-2010, 09:23 AM

Shouldn't this be in the educational section? Bump for a sticky.

Agent 488 · 11-18-2010, 09:26 AM

there was a post about this on google webmaster blog. trying to find it. something like "lorem ipsum and seo: myths and realities." although i think matt cutts is a disinformation agent.

redwhiteandblue · 11-18-2010, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

You mean, you don't even use the infinite feedback trick? Where you put a link in your footer back to the same page, so googlebot goes into an infinite loop and they have to reboot the servers, leaving your site on top of the SERPS because it was the last one crawled?

Babaganoosh · 11-18-2010, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Make sure to put your GooglePriorityID!
WG

Please speak no more of this. It is my secret I use to make money that I need to feed my two children, Hajmir and Steve.

Babaganoosh · 11-18-2010, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah

Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

I say that you are very new to making SEOs. Your box dutifully containing all of your thoughts.

Machete_ · 11-18-2010, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah

Google's whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

there, you said it yourself - 10 million
it's a power phrase, because it's so immensely popular, google gives weight to it, and rewards websites who know how to use it.

you dont know shit about SEO.

B.Barnato · 11-18-2010, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machete_

there, you said it yourself - 10 million
it's a power phrase, because it's so immensely popular, google gives weight to it, and rewards websites who know how to use it.

you dont know shit about SEO.

also if i search for lorem ipsum google say 25 million results!

this is so popular so many searches for this term

you can try learn or leave it!

Don-Antonio · 11-18-2010, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah

Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

It's not 1997 anymore. You need to be on the cutting edge if you want to keep up with the competition.

Nicky · 11-18-2010, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Make sure to put your GooglePriorityID!
WG

I'm running out, please send me new ones through altavista tunnel. Thx

LaoTzu · 11-18-2010, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCain

No. Matt Cutts confirmed it.

Can't trust Matt Cutts. He also said that Google doesn't use meta keywords in their ranking algo anymore, but I put "porn" in my keywords tag 53 times (no commas), and now I rank #1. Nice try Cutts!

fris · 11-18-2010, 10:52 AM

i get quite a bit of traffic on my development blog, it only has 100 posts with all lorem ipsum text, lots of comment spammers too.

Serge Litehead · 11-18-2010, 11:05 AM

no wonder i read lorem ispum all the time on all major news sites

Agent 488 · 11-18-2010, 11:08 AM

used by some of the top seo's:

http://www.seowebdesignsonline.com/

although this site's lorem ispum could be optimized and tweaked for better results imho.

ottopottomouse · 11-18-2010, 11:23 AM

Dunno why nobody has mentioned lorem ipsum as a css comment yet.

DamianJ · 11-18-2010, 11:28 AM

Matt Cunts more like!

He is massive liar of which, also.

Stephen · 11-18-2010, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

most people just throw lorem ipsum up on same color text as background and expect it to work but it's the correct use of the formula that does the trick..

well, it's important to conduct split A/B tests with your own traffic sources, since search algos are always in flux; but these techniques should not be so openly discussed, as the old Lorem Ipsum is one of my favorite, lesser-known "old school" tricks.

priceless.

dan@noof · 11-18-2010, 11:41 AM

For our site's Lorem Ipsum SEO we will alternate between spelling all the text properly and then spelling each word in reverse. This is a trick that Google has not caught onto yet.

marketsmart · 11-18-2010, 11:58 AM

here's a great blackhat tip:

on all your contact pages, put google corp address for your contact infos..

use some of their employees email addresses too if you can find them..

google will read this information and think that you are them and they are you and will shoot you right to number one.

you will need to put at least a years worth of their press releases on your site and then you should right a press release for your site talking about how google acquired your site and now they own it..

1st page rankings in 3 days guaranteed...

.

Zverka · 11-18-2010, 12:00 PM

The newest discovered trick is MOTION TAGS or TAGS IN MOTION.
I've heard that some guy recently made a millions with that.
Motion tags can even shuffle lorem ipsum in real time for your pages,
producing keywords rich pages

Inside CSS, motion tags can rotate background colors, so google cognitive algorithm cannot recognize white text on white nor even black on black, but you have to have precisely adjusted timing for this

A lot of good reading in this thread, keep it coming.

rogueteens · 11-18-2010, 12:09 PM

you lot are so rotten!

Everybody knows that Powertags have been depreciated and replaced with Ultratags. But i have heard that even Ultratags are on the way out and could be replaced with Superdupertags in the next google rollout, it may be time to beat Google to it and get in quick.

Roald · 11-18-2010, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zverka

The newest discovered trick is MOTION TAGS or TAGS IN MOTION.
I've heard that some guy recently made a millions with that.
Motion tags can even shuffle lorem ipsum in real time for your pages,
producing keywords rich pages

Inside CSS, motion tags can rotate background colors, so google cognitive algorithm cannot recognize white text on white nor even black on black, but you have to have precisely adjusted timing for this

A lot of good reading in this thread, keep it coming.

I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things, great way to kill your serps

Zverka · 11-18-2010, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things, great way to kill your serps

As i said timing is essential part of this. Timing algorithm is based on measuring keywords density for each page you have on site and also includes a lot other things I wont disclose here

But I assure you, once you master this algo you will see money in motion ... blink blink

LaoTzu · 11-18-2010, 12:40 PM

Follow me on this one... those in the know will appreciate:

<link rel="canonical" href="*"> *use a URL that 302 redirects back to this page
<link rel="lorem ipsum" priorityID="

">
<META NAME="publisher" CONTENT="google.com">

Put your top keyword in a power tag FTW.

izzynew · 11-18-2010, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

you lot are so rotten!

Everybody knows that Powertags have been depreciated and replaced with Ultratags. But i have heard that even Ultratags are on the way out and could be replaced with Superdupertags in the next google rollout, it may be time to beat Google to it and get in quick.

I've heard Google is going to have a special place at the top of page one for websites with superdupertags.
And if your website has lorem ipsum text in bright colours the same as your pages, you'll get the top spot in google images too.

Roald · 11-18-2010, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zverka

As i said timing is essential part of this. Timing algorithm is based on measuring keywords density for each page you have on site and also includes a lot other things I wont disclose here

But I assure you, once you master this algo you will see money in motion ... blink blink

Without THE proper powertags and Google Gtags its worthless anyways

B.Barnato · 11-18-2010, 03:19 PM

ok good work people
i must compile to make ebook now

Inter-Sex · 11-18-2010, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things

I vote for a private and paid forum.

bigluv · 11-18-2010, 06:08 PM

Even better than lorem ipsum, I find "click here" very very powerful. Think about it, it is all over the net, so much link juice flowing to that phrase! I have topped my competitors who use lorem ipsum with 'click here'.
Please do not spread this around, this just for GFY sharing.

Hentaikid · 11-18-2010, 06:46 PM

An offshoot of google's new image recognition software is that the blink and marquee tags have the unexpected effect of capturing the spiders attention, it's like they cannot get away and your site is ranked preferentially as a result. Flasing animated gifs too may work, though you need to experiment with the proper speeds.

Highest Def · 11-18-2010, 07:44 PM

CYF · 11-18-2010, 07:59 PM

I made an ebook with this information. I sale ebook for 14.99.

PornMD · 11-18-2010, 08:51 PM

I've moved on from all of that crap. I wrap all non-opinion bits of information on my sites in FACT tags. Google then knows what to check on your site for validity against their own knowledge base - once they've validated you, you're golden.

That's done a lot more for me than silly shit like exact keyword matching domains and page titles. You don't think Google sees through that shit by now?

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah

Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

Silly neweb. Scam sites are original sites...Google hates scam sites, so to help combat scam sites, Google penalizes original sites. That's why the FACT tags help as well...if your duplicate content is validated against Google's knowledge base, then you don't get penalized. How the hell do you think all these sites that republish Reuters and AP content can maintain high rankings? How many of them do ANY of the shit you said?

And by the way, if you can get any keywords you choose, why don't you have rankings for sex, porn, and, or the? Or for that matter why no rankings for poker, travel, online, or what? Are you just not going after the right terms, because I just mentioned the most powerful terms on the net and I don't see you anywhere on them.

Zyber · 11-19-2010, 04:49 AM

To avoid duplicate content I use the <NoIndex> </NoIndex> tags around the parts of my HTML I don't want Google to see.

Here are some useful HTTP headers

Code:

Cache-Control: spider-cache, must-include
Accept: image/jpeg, application/x-ms-application, image/gif, google/serp, bing/res, yandex/pravda, baidu/info
Content-type: text/plain
Content-Disposition: inline; phrase="free porn"

kazbalah · 11-19-2010, 06:56 AM

Ah well looks like im an idiot, and your right i dont know anything about SEO, maybe i should learn

kazbalah · 11-19-2010, 07:04 AM

Btw - All these little tricks, scams and black hat SEO stuff might work for a while, the way i mentioned i do SEO has worked for me for 7 years now...

Zverka · 11-19-2010, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah

Btw - All these little tricks, scams and black hat SEO stuff might work for a while, the way i mentioned i do SEO has worked for me for 7 years now...

CyberHustler · 11-19-2010, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Maybe we pool knowledge like this to make available for purchasing
i can write in a ebook and make it for purchasing

You'd make a lot more money keeping this infos for GFY eyes only. Imagine if the Jews sold a book on how to take over the world? Would that be smart? No! Because then everybody would be a world ruling Jew after purchasing the book. Do you want everybody else to be the amazing seo expert you have become in this thread? No! Noob!

B.Barnato · 02-16-2011, 04:07 PM

Is any update on development in this seo region?

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	here's a great blackhat tip: on all your contact pages, put google corp address for your contact infos.. use some of their employees email addresses too if you can find them.. google will read this information and think that you are them and they are you and will shoot you right to number one. you will need to put at least a years worth of their press releases on your site and then you should right a press release for your site talking about how google acquired your site and now they own it.. 1st page rankings in 3 days guaranteed... . Last edited by marketsmart; 11-18-2010 at 11:59 AM..

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TheDA Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,665	Some great tips in this thread. It's opened my eyes.

11-18-2010, 09:23 AM	#55
awxm Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 819	Shouldn't this be in the educational section? Bump for a sticky.

11-18-2010, 09:26 AM	#56
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	there was a post about this on google webmaster blog. trying to find it. something like "lorem ipsum and seo: myths and realities." although i think matt cutts is a disinformation agent.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	used by some of the top seo's: http://www.seowebdesignsonline.com/ although this site's lorem ispum could be optimized and tweaked for better results imho.

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DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Matt Cunts more like! He is massive liar of which, also.

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Zverka Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: EU Posts: 281	The newest discovered trick is MOTION TAGS or TAGS IN MOTION. I've heard that some guy recently made a millions with that. Motion tags can even shuffle lorem ipsum in real time for your pages, producing keywords rich pages Inside CSS, motion tags can rotate background colors, so google cognitive algorithm cannot recognize white text on white nor even black on black, but you have to have precisely adjusted timing for this A lot of good reading in this thread, keep it coming. __________________

11-18-2010, 12:09 PM	#74
rogueteens So fucking bland Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: England Posts: 8,005	you lot are so rotten! Everybody knows that Powertags have been depreciated and replaced with Ultratags. But i have heard that even Ultratags are on the way out and could be replaced with Superdupertags in the next google rollout, it may be time to beat Google to it and get in quick. __________________ Free traffic and backlinks from one of the fastest growing adult pinsites on the net - SAUCY PICTURES! Easily my best performing webcam sponsor - CLICK HERE!!

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11-18-2010, 03:19 PM	#80
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	ok good work people i must compile to make ebook now

11-18-2010, 06:08 PM	#82
bigluv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 850	Even better than lorem ipsum, I find "click here" very very powerful. Think about it, it is all over the net, so much link juice flowing to that phrase! I have topped my competitors who use lorem ipsum with 'click here'. Please do not spread this around, this just for GFY sharing.

11-18-2010, 06:46 PM	#83
Hentaikid Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,249	An offshoot of google's new image recognition software is that the blink and marquee tags have the unexpected effect of capturing the spiders attention, it's like they cannot get away and your site is ranked preferentially as a result. Flasing animated gifs too may work, though you need to experiment with the proper speeds.

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02-16-2011, 04:07 PM	#92
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	Is any update on development in this seo region?