Sheryl Crow auctioning off her home online - Reserve not met. FAIL - GoFuckYourself.com

Persius · 11-23-2010, 08:07 PM

Guess no one bid high enough for her home,

http://sherylcrowauction.com/

from cnn earlier:
If you?ve got the dough to bid on Sheryl Crow?s 10,264 square feet College Grove, Tennessee, home, there?s only a few hours left to name your price.

The singer is selling her home, dubbed Cross Creek Farm, via an online auction that also features numerous photos and videos of Crow?s five bedroom, seven and a half bath house, which is set on a 150 acre estate.

The property, which is ?a fully functional ?Solar Farm,?? according to the website, also features a six-car garage, a 14 stall barn, indoor riding arena, private nanny quarters and a three bedroom, two bath guest house.

The current bid is close to $1.2 million, and the auction will close at 6 p.m. CST today.

Nodtveidt · 11-23-2010, 08:11 PM

No one wants her shitty house or anything to do with her, I guess...

donkevlar · 11-23-2010, 08:20 PM

How is "person didn't sell home" newsworthy?

SallyRand · 11-23-2010, 08:20 PM

A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things.

PornMD · 11-23-2010, 08:28 PM

She's still alive???

garce · 11-23-2010, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things.

Can we try again without using Google Translate, please? Fatfoo? Care to clarify?

Jdoughs · 11-23-2010, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

Can we try again without using Google Translate, please? Fatfoo? Care to clarify?

Just take out the extra adjectives/adverbs that were tossed in for added 'depth'.

A thing is only worth what it is worth to a buyer and that applies to a lot of things.

SallyRand · 11-23-2010, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

Can we try again without using Google Translate, please? Fatfoo? Care to clarify?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

Just take out the extra adjectives/adverbs that were tossed in for added 'depth'.

A thing is only worth what it is worth to a buyer and that applies to a lot of things.

Nope; I wrote what I meant and I meant what I wrote.

I wrote:

"A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things."

You are the one with the comprehension issue.

Think about it if you can.

And stop calling me "Fatfoo".

Phoenix · 11-23-2010, 08:56 PM

that place isnt just a cost up front..it probably takes a staff to run it

garce · 11-23-2010, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

Just take out the extra adjectives/adverbs that were tossed in for added 'depth'.

A thing is only worth what it is worth to a buyer and that applies to a lot of things.

Quote:

A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things.

You can't fix that gibberish. That's beyond repair.

Persius · 11-23-2010, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

How is "person didn't sell home" newsworthy?

are you telling me this? or cnn. lol

Wagerboy · 11-23-2010, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Nope; I wrote what I meant and I meant what I wrote.

I wrote:

"A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things."

You are the one with the comprehension issue.

Think about it if you can.

And stop calling me "Fatfoo".

Shut up bitch...Your getting old fast.. lol @ c corps too. dumb bitch

SallyRand · 11-23-2010, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy

Shut up bitch...Your getting old fast.. lol @ c corps too. dumb bitch

GFY Rule NO. 5:

" Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer"!

Wagerboy · 11-23-2010, 09:17 PM

right and? you told me to fuck myself for no reason and i think your a dumb trailer park bitch...Whats your point? Ban me. Im more then ok with it. gfy is like the daily news for me. I have a life. and a c corp lol...FUCKING DUMB ASS CUNT BITCH

SallyRand · 11-23-2010, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy

right and? you told me to fuck myself for no reason and i think your a dumb trailer park bitch...Whats your point? Ban me. Im more then ok with it. gfy is like the daily news for me. I have a life. and a c corp lol...FUCKING DUMB ASS CUNT BITCH

GFY Rule NO. 5:

" Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

Wagerboy · 11-23-2010, 09:24 PM

bot....................

NeptuneDrew · 11-23-2010, 09:39 PM

I'd buy it if it was anywhere other then Tennessee... and if I had 1.2 mill

HBKKH · 11-23-2010, 09:51 PM

looks like a shitty house

papill0n · 11-23-2010, 09:59 PM

fuck off sallyrand or marion lyons or nick danger or whatever your fucked up name is today

you sound like a fucking wanker mate

carrying on like an annoying bitch and then when someone has the audacity to respond you play the race(rule 5 ) card

newsflash - someone calling you a fucking stupid bitch is not excessive harrasment.

stupid fucking bitch

SallyRand · 11-24-2010, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

fuck off sallyrand or marion lyons or nick danger or whatever your fucked up name is today

you sound like a fucking wanker mate

carrying on like an annoying bitch and then when someone has the audacity to respond you play the race(rule 5 ) card

newsflash - someone calling you a fucking stupid bitch is not excessive harrasment.

stupid fucking bitch

"GFY Rule No. 5:

Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

TisMe · 11-24-2010, 06:15 AM

Don't cry now, here is a tissue Sally.

MrBottomTooth · 11-24-2010, 06:38 AM

Funny she lives in such extravagance yet years ago she was telling people how they should only used one square of toilet paper to wipe their asses to help the environment.

adult-help · 11-24-2010, 07:42 AM

i like how they write "home of the Sheryl crow" when she is in fact selling it and doesn't want it anymore..

quiet · 11-24-2010, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

GFY Rule NO. 5:

" Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

fuck off retard.

cherrylula · 11-24-2010, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Funny she lives in such extravagance yet years ago she was telling people how they should only used one square of toilet paper to wipe their asses to help the environment.

so true...

that property is lovely, the up-keep must be painful though.

ottopottomouse · 11-24-2010, 08:34 AM

LOL at SallyRant going mental again. Inciting others to abuse yourself would make for a comical ban.

Jon Oso · 11-24-2010, 09:01 AM

Wow, 1.2 million in Tennessee gets you WAY more than it does here in AZ.

Rochard · 11-24-2010, 09:02 AM

Fuck that house looks huge! Who the fuck in Tennessee has that kind of money to buy a house like that? Taylor Swift?

fatfoo · 11-24-2010, 09:29 AM

Wow. $1.2 million for Sheryl Crow's house. What a high price.

Jman · 11-24-2010, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

"GFY Rule No. 5:

Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

Poor Eric... Damn I wouldn't want to deal with this kind of shit

IllTestYourGirls · 11-24-2010, 09:48 AM

With a house that big she must really be worried about global warming!

Another global warming nutjob hypocrite.

John-ACWM · 11-24-2010, 10:45 AM

Don't care who's the owner, but I like the place.

Sly · 11-24-2010, 10:48 AM

Looks extremely excessive for an activist. These people crack me up... maybe Al Gore will buy it.

NeptuneDrew · 11-24-2010, 11:57 AM

I guess I'm the only Sheryl Crow fan out here. I'd brag to her about my two nuts

Scott McD · 11-24-2010, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

And stop calling me "Fatfoo".

thickcash_amo · 11-24-2010, 12:07 PM

Its a nice house, but kinda embarrassing that she is chosing the auction route and failed

Quagmire · 11-24-2010, 12:39 PM

i fucked her. true story.

Django · 11-24-2010, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD

She's still alive???

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-24-2010, 01:14 PM

It took Sally at least 10 minutes of thesaurus time to write that post, give her a break...

u-Bob · 11-24-2010, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

With a house that big she must really be worried about global warming!

Another global warming nutjob hypocrite.

but at least she doesn't use a lot of toilet paper

topnotch, standup guy · 11-24-2010, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

GFY Rule NO. 5:

" Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

I don't have anything against you so I'm going to offer up some free friendly advice here.

When you cite that particular rule in a thread like this you come off as one of these.

Trust me, it works everytime.

Don't believe me? Just ask Damian or Footsies.
.

Django · 11-25-2010, 02:38 AM

payment accepted: escrow

11-23-2010, 08:07 PM	#1
Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	Sheryl Crow auctioning off her home online - Reserve not met. FAIL Guess no one bid high enough for her home, http://sherylcrowauction.com/ from cnn earlier: If you?ve got the dough to bid on Sheryl Crow?s 10,264 square feet College Grove, Tennessee, home, there?s only a few hours left to name your price. The singer is selling her home, dubbed Cross Creek Farm, via an online auction that also features numerous photos and videos of Crow?s five bedroom, seven and a half bath house, which is set on a 150 acre estate. The property, which is ?a fully functional ?Solar Farm,?? according to the website, also features a six-car garage, a 14 stall barn, indoor riding arena, private nanny quarters and a three bedroom, two bath guest house. The current bid is close to $1.2 million, and the auction will close at 6 p.m. CST today.

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