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xenigo

11-29-2012 08:52 PM

Wife wants a new apron...

I asked her why. She said it's because the only apron we own was purchased for use as a porn prop. :1orglaugh It's not like someone jizzed all over it...

Women are strange. :)

L-Pink

11-29-2012 08:56 PM

She didn't buy the "It's just a ranch dressing stain" explanation did she?

candyflip

11-29-2012 09:00 PM

Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.

xenigo

11-29-2012 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19339400)

She didn't buy the "It's just a ranch dressing stain" explanation did she?

Haha... It looks brand new. And the chick who wore it was super hot...

xenigo

11-29-2012 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19339404)

Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.

It's been a few years since I've shot any thugs. Last time I shot one, I asked him to refer some friends. He said "my friends probably wouldn't need the money since they do car jackings and home invasions full-time." That was when I stopped shooting them. Life preservation strategy, so to speak...

The past few years have been spent shooting hairy girls for WeAreHairy and ATK... although it's been over a year since I've done any shooting.

slavdogg

11-29-2012 09:10 PM

how do you hunt for hairy girls ??

xenigo

11-29-2012 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 19339414)

how do you hunt for hairy girls ??

Street corners... the ones holding the signs that say "Traveling... Need some change." I give them some "change", figuratively speaking. And Whole Foods... You know, the usual sources. :)

sandman!

11-29-2012 09:19 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mr Pheer

11-29-2012 09:20 PM

Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.

EliteWebmaster

11-29-2012 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19339428)

Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.

Agreed, just be grateful she didn't ask for a new car, new Hermes handbag, or new house :1orglaugh

xenigo

11-29-2012 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 19339492)

Agreed, just be grateful she didn't ask for a new car, new Hermes handbag, or new house :1orglaugh

Since I'm the house husband, I'm the one who wants the new car, Tumi leather satchel, and new house ;)

:1orglaugh

John-ACWM

11-30-2012 10:57 AM

:1orglaugh yes, don't mix those!

brassmonkey

11-30-2012 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 19339404)

Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.

any other guy its ok? :helpme :Oh crap :1orglaugh

_Richard_

11-30-2012 11:21 AM

doesn't sound so strange to me lol

Zuzana Designs

11-30-2012 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19339405)

Haha... It looks brand new. And the chick who wore it was super hot...

Maybe that's why :winkwink:

Sam - Mr. Skin

11-30-2012 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19339428)

Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.

:2 cents::2 cents::1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sam - Mr. Skin

11-30-2012 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19339422)

Street corners... the ones holding the signs that say "Traveling... Need some change." I give them some "change", figuratively speaking. And Whole Foods... You know, the usual sources. :)

Whole Foods...brilliant!
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Elli	11-30-2012 12:04 PM

FlirtyAprons.com has super cute ones :)

JP-pornshooter

11-30-2012 01:56 PM

is it this one?
cant promise it was not jizzed upon.
http://gallery.ultraxcontent.com/var...G?m=1282154443

Sid70

11-30-2012 02:10 PM

Nekkid wearing an apron = winning! Spam away.

Spunky

11-30-2012 02:16 PM

Don't do it,next she will want new shoes or a dress..it's a trick

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