Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 11-29-2012, 08:52 PM   #1
xenigo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Oakland, CA
Posts: 8,067
:stoned Wife wants a new apron...

I asked her why. She said it's because the only apron we own was purchased for use as a porn prop. It's not like someone jizzed all over it...

Women are strange.
xenigo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 08:56 PM   #2
L-Pink
working on my tan
 
L-Pink's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,151
She didn't buy the "It's just a ranch dressing stain" explanation did she?
L-Pink is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 09:00 PM   #3
candyflip
Carpe Visio
 
candyflip's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 43,057
Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.
__________________

Spend you some brain.
Email Me
candyflip is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 09:00 PM   #4
xenigo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Oakland, CA
Posts: 8,067
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink View Post
She didn't buy the "It's just a ranch dressing stain" explanation did she?
Haha... It looks brand new. And the chick who wore it was super hot...
xenigo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 09:03 PM   #5
xenigo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Oakland, CA
Posts: 8,067
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip View Post
Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.
It's been a few years since I've shot any thugs. Last time I shot one, I asked him to refer some friends. He said "my friends probably wouldn't need the money since they do car jackings and home invasions full-time." That was when I stopped shooting them. Life preservation strategy, so to speak...

The past few years have been spent shooting hairy girls for WeAreHairy and ATK... although it's been over a year since I've done any shooting.
xenigo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 09:10 PM   #6
slavdogg
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,570
how do you hunt for hairy girls ??
__________________
Adult Traffic for Sale
slavdogg is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 09:15 PM   #7
xenigo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Oakland, CA
Posts: 8,067
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavdogg View Post
how do you hunt for hairy girls ??
Street corners... the ones holding the signs that say "Traveling... Need some change." I give them some "change", figuratively speaking. And Whole Foods... You know, the usual sources.
xenigo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 09:19 PM   #8
sandman!
Icq: 14420613
 
sandman!'s Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: chicago
Posts: 15,432
__________________
Need WebHosting ? Email me for some great deals [email protected]
sandman! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 09:20 PM   #9
Mr Pheer
I got bored here.
 
Mr Pheer's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 20,883
Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.
Mr Pheer is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 10:41 PM   #10
EliteWebmaster
Confirmed User
 
EliteWebmaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 3,975
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Pheer View Post
Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.
Agreed, just be grateful she didn't ask for a new car, new Hermes handbag, or new house
EliteWebmaster is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-29-2012, 10:47 PM   #11
xenigo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Oakland, CA
Posts: 8,067
Quote:
Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster View Post
Agreed, just be grateful she didn't ask for a new car, new Hermes handbag, or new house
Since I'm the house husband, I'm the one who wants the new car, Tumi leather satchel, and new house ;)

xenigo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 10:57 AM   #12
John-ACWM
Work Work Work
 
John-ACWM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: EU
Posts: 20,060
yes, don't mix those!
__________________
John-ACWM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 10:59 AM   #13
brassmonkey
Pay It Forward
 
brassmonkey's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yo Mama House
Posts: 77,055
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip View Post
Don't you shoot black guys jacking off? I wouldn't want that apron anywhere near me either.
any other guy its ok?
__________________
TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com
brassmonkey is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 11:21 AM   #14
_Richard_
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
_Richard_'s Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 30,985
doesn't sound so strange to me lol
_Richard_ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 11:25 AM   #15
Zuzana Designs
All Your Design Needs
 
Zuzana Designs's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 20,799
Quote:
Originally Posted by xenigo View Post
Haha... It looks brand new. And the chick who wore it was super hot...
Maybe that's why
__________________

Website Design - Consulting - Development
sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work
Need a SFW landing page or tour for age verification?
Zuzana Designs is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 11:32 AM   #16
Sam - Mr. Skin
Confirmed User
 
Sam - Mr. Skin's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,688
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Pheer View Post
Man if the wife wants a new apron, you get her a new apron.

Same as with a new frying pan, or vacuum cleaner, or a mop.

Dont ask questions, just get her a new one.
__________________
Sam Rakowski
President - SK Intertainment Inc.
[email protected]
Skype: samski1977
mrskin.commrman.comnakednews.commrskincash.comfleshbot.com

Sam - Mr. Skin is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 11:33 AM   #17
Sam - Mr. Skin
Confirmed User
 
Sam - Mr. Skin's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,688
Quote:
Originally Posted by xenigo View Post
Street corners... the ones holding the signs that say "Traveling... Need some change." I give them some "change", figuratively speaking. And Whole Foods... You know, the usual sources.
Whole Foods...brilliant!
__________________
Sam Rakowski
President - SK Intertainment Inc.
[email protected]
Skype: samski1977
mrskin.commrman.comnakednews.commrskincash.comfleshbot.com

Sam - Mr. Skin is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 12:04 PM   #18
Elli
Reach for those stars!
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 17,991
FlirtyAprons.com has super cute ones
Elli is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 01:56 PM   #19
JP-pornshooter
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: westcoast usa
Posts: 4,007
is it this one?
cant promise it was not jizzed upon.
__________________
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown
JP-pornshooter is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 02:10 PM   #20
Sid70
Downshifter
 
Sid70's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Road trip
Posts: 16,413
Nekkid wearing an apron = winning! Spam away.
__________________
Русня, идите нахуй!
Sid70 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 02:16 PM   #21
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,928
Don't do it,next she will want new shoes or a dress..it's a trick
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.