If she fell asleep on your couch...
 

would you wake her up and say "get the fuck out!"
https://i.imgur.com/M0PCepF.jpg

No... I would take a poo on her...

I'd wake her up and say make me a sandwich.

That is highly unlikely ...

I wouldn't make her sleep on the couch.

she's a born again christian and the dry humping made her feel guilty :1orglaugh

i don't think so

i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck

:2 cents: ...

I'd ask why she was still here.

I'd be a gentleman and put a blanket over her

I'd hand her a broom and tell'er the wife thinks she's the new maid.

lolz this

does she smell?

High heels on the sofa? How uncouth!

I'd stick my cock in her mouth and start slapping her and say bitch ya falling asleep on me, trick her into thinking she was blowing me before she passed out.

Then after I blew da man goo on her tongue I'd write "Bus" on a piece of paper and put a stack of quarters on it. :winkwink:

Old school... :stoned

I'd just go about my day...

I wouldn't let a nasty fake titted whore sleep on my couch.

Actually.. if she paid for it, I could change my mind. :winkwink:

No way, she would make my couch look great.

If I had a couch like that chances are she would not be there in the first place.

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some of you are retards! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Not the most stylish couch, but what's wrong with it?

nothing! you ask a question here it goes all over the place

Hmmm. I'd probably say something like, "you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this."

And then hand her a bowl of eggs.
Then probably ask her if she needs a ride home.
Then maybe tell her to take care.

Does she fall asleep with the sunglasses on?
Then fair game. :D

Lol. This thread...

this guy knows it.

At the least she would leave sticky.

Fucking kid and his lollipops.

Well she didn't go to bed with you or you left her there.

Id probably blow my load just watching her take her cloths off

she looks too awake. not creepy enough

I would pass on her.

If I had her on my bed, I wouldn't get up three days in a raw ;) :thumbsup

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uh... She looks like a real treasure! :thumbsup

What's wrong with the picture? it doesn't look right

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Pretty sure it's a sofa or a settee.