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brassmonkey · 11-03-2017, 01:46 PM

would you wake her up and say "get the fuck out!"

CurrentlySober · 11-03-2017, 01:48 PM

No... I would take a poo on her...

RedFred · 11-03-2017, 01:50 PM

I'd wake her up and say make me a sandwich.

CaptainHowdy · 11-03-2017, 01:57 PM

That is highly unlikely ...

Rochard · 11-03-2017, 02:20 PM

I wouldn't make her sleep on the couch.

brassmonkey · 11-03-2017, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I wouldn't make her sleep on the couch.

she's a born again christian and the dry humping made her feel guilty

yuu.design · 11-03-2017, 03:21 PM

i don't think so

MaDalton · 11-03-2017, 03:23 PM

i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck

CaptainHowdy · 11-03-2017, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StefanG

i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck

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2MuchMark · 11-03-2017, 04:31 PM

I'd ask why she was still here.

Spunky · 11-03-2017, 04:33 PM

I'd be a gentleman and put a blanket over her

SilentKnight · 11-03-2017, 09:50 PM

I'd hand her a broom and tell'er the wife thinks she's the new maid.

Phoenix · 11-04-2017, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StefanG

i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck

lolz this

Tasty1 · 11-04-2017, 04:29 AM

does she smell?

Tim · 11-04-2017, 04:31 AM

High heels on the sofa? How uncouth!

ErectMedia · 11-04-2017, 06:16 AM

I'd stick my cock in her mouth and start slapping her and say bitch ya falling asleep on me, trick her into thinking she was blowing me before she passed out.

Then after I blew da man goo on her tongue I'd write "Bus" on a piece of paper and put a stack of quarters on it.

Look Chang · 11-04-2017, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I'd be a gentleman and put a blanket over her

Old school...

Dead · 11-04-2017, 06:30 AM

I'd just go about my day...

SpicyM · 11-04-2017, 06:36 AM

I wouldn't let a nasty fake titted whore sleep on my couch.

Actually.. if she paid for it, I could change my mind.

Paul Markham · 11-04-2017, 09:21 AM

No way, she would make my couch look great.

ruff · 11-04-2017, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

would you wake her up and say "get the fuck out!"

If I had a couch like that chances are she would not be there in the first place.

starling · 11-04-2017, 10:37 AM

Bladewire · 11-04-2017, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by starling

brassmonkey · 11-04-2017, 10:57 AM

some of you are retards!

mineistaken · 11-04-2017, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff

If I had a couch like that chances are she would not be there in the first place.

Not the most stylish couch, but what's wrong with it?

brassmonkey · 11-04-2017, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Not the most stylish couch, but what's wrong with it?

nothing! you ask a question here it goes all over the place

XSAXS · 11-04-2017, 02:30 PM

Hmmm. I'd probably say something like, "you don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this."

And then hand her a bowl of eggs.
Then probably ask her if she needs a ride home.
Then maybe tell her to take care.

The Porn Nerd · 11-04-2017, 02:38 PM

Does she fall asleep with the sunglasses on?
Then fair game. :D

Screwed Up · 11-04-2017, 04:02 PM

Lol. This thread...

freecartoonporn · 11-04-2017, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StefanG

i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck

this guy knows it.

pornguy · 11-05-2017, 12:43 PM

At the least she would leave sticky.

Fucking kid and his lollipops.

lock · 11-06-2017, 12:45 AM

Well she didn't go to bed with you or you left her there.

Pete · 11-06-2017, 01:09 AM

Id probably blow my load just watching her take her cloths off

davidCRM · 11-06-2017, 01:10 AM

she looks too awake. not creepy enough

adultchatpay · 11-06-2017, 06:19 AM

I would pass on her.

Vojito · 11-06-2017, 08:09 AM

If I had her on my bed, I wouldn't get up three days in a raw ;)

RyuLion · 11-06-2017, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StefanG

i'm pretty sure she is annoying as fuck

VojoB · 11-06-2017, 10:18 AM

uh... She looks like a real treasure!

starling · 11-06-2017, 10:28 AM

What's wrong with the picture? it doesn't look right

Itchy · 11-06-2017, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

some of you are retards!

Smack dat · 11-06-2017, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No way, she would make my couch look great.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff

If I had a couch like that chances are she would not be there in the first place.

Pretty sure it's a sofa or a settee.

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