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Matt 26z 04-20-2019 03:46 AM

You have a micro penis and god offers to help you out
 
You have a micro penis and god offers you the choice of two things; an 8.5 inch upgrade or $100,000 cash. What do you pick?

Struggle4Bucks 04-20-2019 04:55 AM

I take the cash; pay for the upgrade myself in Some shithole and spend the rest on hookers

Cyber Fucker 04-20-2019 06:18 AM

Don't worry, the size is not everything that matters.

ianmoone332000 04-20-2019 06:36 AM

Screw that i take the cock. Lucky if the best surgeon in the world could add an inch or 2. Imagine how bad havinga 1 inch penis would actually be. The anxiety and worry throughout your life is not worth 100k imo

CurrentlySober 04-20-2019 06:57 AM

Can I get a 4 inch upgrade, and $50,000 instead please?

That way I would not be skint anymore, & Id still have an inch more on my cock than I do now... :(

Grapesoda 04-20-2019 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 22455654)
You have a micro penis and god offers you the choice of two things; an 8.5 inch upgrade or $100,000 cash. What do you pick?

only guys care about cock size for the most part :2 cents:

Grapesoda 04-20-2019 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22455698)
Can I get a 4 inch upgrade, and $50,000 instead please?

That way I would not be skint anymore, & Id still have an inch more on my cock than I do now... :(

perfect :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 04-20-2019 08:13 AM

I'll be just in awe to see there is actually a God . . .


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