Have you ever invented anything?
 

Calling all GFY inventors - have you ever invented anything?

Well...have you?!?

If so, share your great discovery here...

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ADG

Yup, when I was in 6th form (17-18 yrs for non UK people), my physics project was to come up with something useful for society... my porject detailed a car sensor (front) that worked on sonar and worked for two purposes - primary purpose was to judge the distance between your car and the car in front and adjust your speed to maintain a safe driving distance and the second was to aid in parking based on the same physics/concept
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I got a 1st in the marking and it was back in 1987. My A-level books that I have stored in the loft prove prior knowledge if I could ever be arsed to sue mercedes (I think that marketed this idea in 92 or thereabouts).

Voila.

Apart from that, I am always inventing, like today a way to get the most crooked christmas tree on earth to stand vertical.
It is now vertical and beautiful in my lounge.

And the kids love it.

They can't invent anything new. They will just copy other people.

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ADG

Only some terms for YouTube videos, I posted them up in 2007/2008 for some traffic, they got millions of views, now the terms I've used are very common...but nobody would ever believe it :upsidedow

I think I have a few inventions there but I won't share, sorry but no, they are not ready yet to be shared with the mankind :)

I invented the question mark.

When I was about 9 or 10 I did wonder about if I could run towards somebody faster then the speed of light, could I look back at myself.........but then I did porn......and ATVOD came along.

I invented a 5.92%bounce-rate-website!:)

Come on, somebody has to get the reference :winkwink:

It's quite inconsequential really...where do I begin:



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ADG

In Canada, genius does what it must:

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I invented JumperRemover to remove jumpers from HD :D

good knowledge ADG :thumbsup


ps. chestnuts are lazy

AlienQ invented lazy chestnuts... :stoned

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Everybody must be on their meds this year, 'cuz aside from the conspiracy kooks, most of the bipolar bunch have been relatively quiet this year. :Hollering

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ADG

{Dr Evil} That's Just Gross {/Dr Evil}

Sure, plenty of stuff. Here's a fun one:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=690834

I wouldn't say I 'invented' it, but I was the first to have an internet radio station/podcast based solely on BBWS and the subculture.

that still is funny! :1orglaugh i invented a few things

I invented AlienQ

i wouldnt say invented but discovered a few things , which nobody knows yet.

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Need I say more?

yes,the Ex Gf niche!

Yep...but since it was for a company I worked for, the NDA keeps me from saying, because now it is "theirs".
But I got the Benjamins for it back then, and that's all that matters!

I invented swag

you're a middle class rapper singing about what's wrong with society?

Yes. Yes I am

i like poo

you scare me :anon

i invented procrastination

I invented "PenusFlogger" and it's variant "PenisFlogger"

Seriously... :pimp

i work i dont have time to invent anything

You merely deconstructed the Interrobang

Didnt some guy on GFY invent a frisbee a few years back? Anyone remember that?

Must be thinking of someone/something else...the Pluto Platter, as it was originally called, has been around quite awhile, and the inventor passed away a few years ago.

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In High School, I was a member of the Ultimate Frisbee Team (our team name was GOOFF...Grand Order of Frisbee Flyers).

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ADG

I invented the perfect technique for washing my asshole after a nasty Mexican dinner shit. I'm keeping it for myself.

nah, if you watched M*A*S*H you would know that Max Klinger invented the frisbee :winkwink:

Invented? Yes. patents, trademarks, contracts and copy writes didn't mean shit to the Chinese who stole my molds and sold it without me.

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Atvod has left a few British online sites in cr*p :2 cents:



How are you mate? :pimp

have you just invented censored crap word? :)