Nominations for Best Breakdown on GFY ever? - GoFuckYourself.com

Choker · 04-15-2011, 10:28 AM

I nominate

Sleazydream
Steve Lightspeed
Paul Markham
Petethefly
Gary Kremen

JustDaveXxx · 04-15-2011, 10:30 AM

Cam_girls

Amputate Your Head · 04-15-2011, 10:30 AM

There is only one name when it comes to meltdowns here....

AlienQ.

FlexxAeon · 04-15-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Paul Markham

you're gonna have to be a little more specific here

or are we talking 'collective' breakdowns?.....

Wizzo · 04-15-2011, 10:31 AM

Pornstar Global should in there!

Agent 488 · 04-15-2011, 10:31 AM

alienq ..

JustDaveXxx · 04-15-2011, 10:31 AM

OHHH SHIT!!

And Donny Long

seeandsee · 04-15-2011, 10:32 AM

I say they all become ONE:

S
S
P
P
G

= PS. GPS!

slapass · 04-15-2011, 10:35 AM

I am still hoping that Steve's was a nice gesture to the talent or soemthing so I have to go with Sleazeydream as what mess.

Choker · 04-15-2011, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

Cam_girls

Ah yeah definetly add him

BJ · 04-15-2011, 10:37 AM

Sleazy was the best, he bragged about all his friends yet nobody helps him at all.

sarettah · 04-15-2011, 10:38 AM

Are we limiting this to just gfy? Because I don't think Dokk's adventure happened here but it was definitely noteworthy.

Sly · 04-15-2011, 10:40 AM

tassy and the pork chop.

- LOL - · 04-15-2011, 10:40 AM

will76 gets butthurt quite often

Sly · 04-15-2011, 10:41 AM

Krome had some pretty good stuff.

Choker · 04-15-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

would be good to gather up all the nominations and then link them to the thread(s) in which they had their breakdown

Yeah I was thinking, GFY really should make a forum titled Classics, and move all the great pissing/breakdown threads to it

ottopottomouse · 04-15-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

Cam_girls

Already broken before arriving.

BJ · 04-15-2011, 10:43 AM

snubbed by zoe

Choker · 04-15-2011, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

you're gonna have to be a little more specific here

or are we talking 'collective' breakdowns?.....

Good question, many people have totally ruined their name in one thread, like Steve lightspeed. While others take a few threads like Paul Markham. But the best gutbuster for me was Sleazys big announcement of his ground breaking new paysite.

Paul Markham · 04-15-2011, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Good question, many people have totally ruined their name in one thread, like Steve lightspeed. While others take a few threads like Paul Markham. But the best gutbuster for me was Sleazys big announcement of his ground breaking new paysite.

Choker you made the same mistake yet again.

JFK · 04-15-2011, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ

Sleazy was the best, he bragged about all his friends yet nobody helps him at all.

It's a sad statement, on the naturre of fairweather friends

JustDaveXxx · 04-15-2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Ah yeah definetly add him

You got to love his stories:

1-Buys 350k domain name with life savings

2-Goes mansion shopping

3-fights with all of GFY and doesn't listen to any solid advice on what to do with domain

4-Slleeps in a park because someone was late with his affiliate payment

5-then get good numbers brags on GFY

6-Another affiliate payment gets missed and sleeps in a park again

7-Puts 350K domain in some domain Pawn Shop (would be funny if it were on Pawn Stars)

8-Payment is late and almost sleeps in park again...

This writing is so comical, that leads me to believe that this is all made up and there is some kind of TV comedy writer behind all of this.

Cam_Girl gets my vote

Donny Long has had a few good ones here too but with the Porn Wikkileaks thing out there the way it has been going, I would have to with hold my vote for Donny Long. That guy has become a one man porn wrecking crew for anyone that fucks with him or crosses him. I'm on Donnys good side and I intend to stay there.

Sly · 04-15-2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

It's a sad statement, on the naturre of fairweather friends

It is. It's also a lesson not to call everyone your friends. Real friends are far and few between, acquaintances are common.

Value your friends, have fun with your acquaintances, but don't forget which is which.

O MARINA · 04-15-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

You got to love his stories:

1-Buys 350k domain name with life savings

2-Goes mansion shopping

3-fights with all of GFY and doesn't listen to any solid advice on what to do with domain

4-Slleeps in a park because someone was late with his affiliate payment

5-then get good numbers brags on GFY

6-Another affiliate payment gets missed and sleeps in a park again

7-Puts 350K domain in some domain Pawn Shop (would be funny if it were on Pawn Stars)

8-Payment is late and almost sleeps in park again...

This writing is so comical, that leads me to believe that this is all made up and there is some kind of TV comedy writer behind all of this.

Cam_Girl gets my vote

Thank you for the Cam girl cliff notes!

Elli · 04-15-2011, 11:11 AM

I seem to remember a time when Amp was having quite dramatic moments... and AlienQ really um left an impression

I don't think the current guys have much on those days.

C H R I S · 04-15-2011, 11:11 AM

CamGirl for the win.

Agent 488 · 04-15-2011, 11:12 AM

camgirls came pre-melted. doesn't count.

RyuLion · 04-15-2011, 11:12 AM

Wait, lemme get some Chips n Salsa (instead of popcorn)
lol..

Amputate Your Head · 04-15-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

pre-melted.

Paul Markham · 04-15-2011, 11:23 AM

Actually anyone who is still making money in porn obviously hasn't melted down.

A melt down would be someone whose broke and out of porn completely.

04-15-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

There is only one name when it comes to meltdowns here....

AlienQ.

he had one here also?
hes recently just finished one elsewhere.

Jman · 04-15-2011, 11:25 AM

I had a Tuna Melt for lunch ;)

Sly · 04-15-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Actually anyone who is still making money in porn obviously hasn't melted down.

A melt down would be someone whose broke and out of porn completely.

Charlie Sheen had a meltdown. Is he broke?

Agent 488 · 04-15-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Actually anyone who is still making money in porn obviously hasn't melted down.

A melt down would be someone whose broke and out of porn completely.

thread overhead again ...

Paul Markham · 04-15-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Charlie Sheen had a meltdown. Is he broke?

Is he posting on GFY?

My post was over your head.

People not liking what I say isn't a melt down, if it turned out to true it was a prediction.

OK I might miss a few threads and repost them. But not everyone spends all day on GFY. Mind you it moves so slow these days you don't need to be here all the time.

TripleXPrint · 04-15-2011, 11:31 AM

Jimthefiend and that dude who lived in Orlando and knocked up a 17 year old who lived in a trailer. He always posted pictures of a massive firework collection during July 4th. I forgot his name, but he melted down quite a bit.

dyna mo · 04-15-2011, 12:05 PM

prohosters

marketsmart · 04-15-2011, 12:15 PM

add pussyserver to that list....

and that drunk guy that stinkydongerz bought the camera for.. asiancontent or something/..

.

Jman · 04-15-2011, 01:03 PM

Nocarrier was a trainwreck as well

kristin · 04-15-2011, 01:28 PM

Post links to some of these meltdowns, please!

FlexxAeon · 04-15-2011, 01:50 PM

after careful consideration i'm gonna have to jump on the cam_girls bandwagon

badass domain + wasted money + delusional rants + pseudo statistics + tinfoil... no one is touching that

GTS Mark · 04-15-2011, 01:53 PM

Oh man there are quite a few LOL!

Vendzilla · 04-15-2011, 01:54 PM

I'm having a break down scheduled for summer 2014, you heard it here first

Elli · 04-15-2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I'm having a break down scheduled for summer 2014, you heard it here first

I'll pencil you in ;)

{Psycho} · 04-15-2011, 02:00 PM

Where are the rest

Socks · 04-15-2011, 02:08 PM

How can stickyfingerz not make this list?

And here's a Rectangle breakdown from '93.

SGS · 04-15-2011, 02:21 PM

The classic meltdowns need to be linked to names.

Classic moments over the last 10 or 12 years of the most fantastic business I have been proud to be a part of.

Choker · 04-15-2011, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

prohosters

Was that the cat tossing dude?

04-18-2011, 07:52 AM

jimthefiend. .. now theres a blast from the past!

dyna mo · 04-18-2011, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker

Was that the cat tossing dude?

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04-15-2011, 11:12 AM	#27
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